My Living Will

Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited March 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Last night, my family and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug. '

They got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.



They're such assholes.


;)
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    :lol:

    That's good.
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    :mrgreen:
    nice!
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    i see the major wine drinkers like it

    ;):lol:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    I know its a joke but throw out the wine :shock: don't ever even joke about that!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Last night, my family and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug. '

    They got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.



    They're such assholes.


    ;)


    i resemble this joke :oops: :P
  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,184
    Last night, my family and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug. '

    They got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.



    They're such assholes.


    ;)

    :lol: I thought you were serious. Keep the wine though even though I'm not really a wine connoisseur.
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  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    if your family cant pull the plug, i will... :twisted: jk...
    I'll be back
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    :lol::lol:
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,978
    Last night, my family and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug. '

    They got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.



    They're such assholes.


    ;)

    nice. :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Too funny.
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