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If a Pearl Jam song was the title of a Porno,

pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
edited February 2010 in The Porch
What would it be?
My contribution,

Elderly woman behind the counter in a small town
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Love Boat Captain
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • satansbedsatansbed Posts: 2,139
    i know its not strictly a pearl jam but.....
    crazy Mary
  • Veritas LiberatisVeritas Liberatis Posts: 27
    Dirty Frank.
    As I write highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me. - George Orwell
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Veritas Liberatis wrote:
    Dirty Frank.


    Geez, great first post. I reckon this could be even bettered by Dirty Frank Sanchez
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  • doomponydoompony Posts: 4,497
    push me, pull me
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    doompony wrote:
    push me, pull me
    :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • CraneCrane Posts: 192
    Whipping


    or....


    Deep :twisted:
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Bushleaguer
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  • Veritas LiberatisVeritas Liberatis Posts: 27
    For a little more variety...Black,Red,and Yellow.
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  • JoerockJoerock Posts: 129
    Inside Job
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  • iamdirtyfrankiamdirtyfrank Posts: 207
    (ron) JEREMY.
    state of love and THRUST
    gremmie outta control

    i do like push me pull me!!!
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave Posts: 41,823
    oh most of the good ones were taken :(

    I'm Open or Got Some
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  • B MerksB Merks Posts: 209
    release
    Brian Merkle
  • B MerksB Merks Posts: 209
    heyfoxymophandlemomathatsme
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  • JoerockJoerock Posts: 129
    iamdirtyfrank wrote:
    state of love and THRUST

    I Lol'd :D
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Down
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  • philthehipphilthehip Posts: 2,084
    An ELDERLY WOMAN went DOWN on the DAUGHTER of JEREMY on my PORCH while I was LUKIN while IN HIDING in the GARDEN. THUMBING MY WAY with my pants UNDONE I heard FOOTSTEPS behind me. It was the DAUGHTERS MOP HANDLE MAMMA WHIPPING me for being DIRTY FRANK. Now Im UNEMPLOYABLE and a HITCHHIKER but it was all worth it as LEW was indeed SWEET
  • spencer958spencer958 Posts: 279
    All night
    Don't gimme no lip
  • youngsteryoungster Posts: 6,576
    Come Back
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Nothing as it seems <-- scary really
  • STT757STT757 Posts: 302
    Black..
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  • disilluziondisilluzion Posts: 1,015
    Why not call it Pearl Jam? Do kids these days know what a Pearl Jam is in sexual terms? It has been around long before the band, too graphic to explain here...
  • aspoonfulweighsatonaspoonfulweighsaton Posts: 2,026
    Not technically a song, but "Fuck me in the Brain" seems appropriate.

    And for taking creative license, I'll go with "Glorified G-Spot" :lol:
  • Bathgate66Bathgate66 Posts: 15,813
    Off He Goes

    see you on the flipside,

    :)
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    edited February 2010
    (if we're including covers as well as originals)

    Act Of Love

    All Night

    American In Me

    American Pie (yup, they covered this one too!)

    Androgynous Mind

    Around The Bend

    Beds Are Burning

    Bleed For Me

    Fuck Me In The Brain

    Hard To Imagine

    I'm Open

    Release

    Swallow My Pride

    With My Own Two Hands
    Post edited by CJMST3K on
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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    last exit
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    Animal
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Satan's Bed
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    Of The Girl
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