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Anyone ever shit on their spouse while sleeping?

HammerdonkeyHammerdonkey Posts: 550
edited February 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Okay, well you're a fucking weirdo.
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    I am? :?
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    I usually wake up and use the toilet.....
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Okay, well you're a fucking weirdo.

    that all depends, you mean on purpose or on accident?

    haha, I said 'depends' :D
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Okay, well you're a fucking weirdo.

    Depends on what she made for dinner...

    PS. We're not married. :D
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    only once,

    fifth of Vodka + muscle relaxers + taco bell = bad night for the ex wife.





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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    the wolf wrote:
    only once,

    fifth of Vodka + muscle relaxers + taco bell = bad night for the ex wife.


    ...and the drycleaner.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Okay, well you're a fucking weirdo.

    Did this happen recently to you or are you trying to settle and old argument?
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    CJMST3K wrote:
    the wolf wrote:
    only once,

    fifth of Vodka + muscle relaxers + taco bell = bad night for the ex wife.


    ...and the drycleaner.

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    while they're sleeping?



    no
  • Heatherj43Heatherj43 Posts: 1,254
    My ex one time awoke to the fact he had shit in his sleep. It was diarrhea. It was so gross!!
    He'd die if he knew I was telling this.

    We were a lot younger and I think he had been drinking the night before. Anyway, I never let him live it down.

    I have peed the bed 2 times after drinking. My grown daughter says she has done the same thing.

    One of my old bf's once told me that some girl he was screwing had shit during sex!!!
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Heatherj43 wrote:
    My ex one time awoke to the fact he had shit in his sleep. It was diarrhea. It was so gross!!
    He'd die if he knew I was telling this.

    We were a lot younger and I think he had been drinking the night before. Anyway, I never let him live it down.

    I have peed the bed 2 times after drinking. My grown daughter says she has done the same thing.

    One of my old bf's once told me that some girl he was screwing had shit during sex!!!

    Holy cow that is a lot of crazy info in that post! :?
    :D

    P.S. I hope you got a new bed after the "diarrhea incident"
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Heatherj43 wrote:
    One of my old bf's once told me that some girl he was screwing had shit during sex!!!

    :lol::lol::lol: ... :sick:
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Lizard wrote:

    P.S. I hope you got a new bed after the "diarrhea incident"



    Screw that. I just hope they didn't donate the bed to charity! :shock:
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Lizard wrote:

    P.S. I hope you got a new bed after the "diarrhea incident"



    Screw that. I just hope they didn't donate the bed to charity! :shock:

    I always thought this reason is why beds have two sides. Flip the darn thing over! :mrgreen:
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Lizard wrote:

    P.S. I hope you got a new bed after the "diarrhea incident"



    Screw that. I just hope they didn't donate the bed to charity! :shock:

    I always thought this reason is why beds have two sides. Flip the darn thing over! :mrgreen:



    I just bought a new bed. Now they're only made with 1 side!
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    dcfaithful wrote:
    Heatherj43 wrote:
    One of my old bf's once told me that some girl he was screwing had shit during sex!!!

    :lol::lol::lol: ... :sick:

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  • Heatherj43Heatherj43 Posts: 1,254
    Lizard wrote:
    Heatherj43 wrote:
    My ex one time awoke to the fact he had shit in his sleep. It was diarrhea. It was so gross!!
    He'd die if he knew I was telling this.

    We were a lot younger and I think he had been drinking the night before. Anyway, I never let him live it down.

    I have peed the bed 2 times after drinking. My grown daughter says she has done the same thing.

    One of my old bf's once told me that some girl he was screwing had shit during sex!!!

    Holy cow that is a lot of crazy info in that post! :?
    :D

    P.S. I hope you got a new bed after the "diarrhea incident"
    Duh...yeah!!! It was gross!!
    I think the old bf's story was the worst!! The girl was a very pretty girl and he didn't tell me the story until after she kept hounding him for another date and I asked why he didn't go on one. LOL! I only wish she had done it when he was down there in another way!!! LOL!! He's an ex bf and it would just cracked me up even more!
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  • HammerdonkeyHammerdonkey Posts: 550
    KO282453 wrote:
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Okay, well you're a fucking weirdo.

    Did this happen recently to you or are you trying to settle and old argument?

    Great question. To be honest, I was standing in the shower thinking of funny thread topics.

    It was much funnier in my head and NO...I wasn't masturbating.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    KO282453 wrote:
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Okay, well you're a fucking weirdo.

    Did this happen recently to you or are you trying to settle and old argument?

    Great question. To be honest, I was standing in the shower thinking of funny thread topics.

    It was much funnier in my head and NO...I wasn't masturbating.

    Yeah, uh huh....suuuureee.... :roll:
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  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    Wasn't there a similarly riveting thread about public toilets right before the mods shut the whole fucking board down for months?
    I'd shit if that happened again.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Drowned Out wrote:
    Wasn't there a similarly riveting thread about public toilets right before the mods shut the whole fucking board down for months?
    I'd shit if that happened again.

    If I remember right, you're single?

    Good thing you don't have a spouse to suffer when said shit happens. 8-)
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  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    Omfg!!!

    I would fucking throw up... And beat the shit out of them if that happened!!!

    I may just throw up right now thinking about it....
  • tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    Heatherj43 wrote:
    My ex one time awoke to the fact he had shit in his sleep. It was diarrhea. It was so gross!!
    He'd die if he knew I was telling this.

    We were a lot younger and I think he had been drinking the night before. Anyway, I never let him live it down.

    I have peed the bed 2 times after drinking. My grown daughter says she has done the same thing.

    One of my old bf's once told me that some girl he was screwing had shit during sex!!!

    OMFG that is the most digusting post I have ever read :sick: :shock: .... how come I can't stop laughing??
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  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Okay, well you're a fucking weirdo.


    Dude!!!!!!!! WTF were you doing when that thought crossed your mind??? :? In the words of Buzz Lightyear...."You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity" :lol:
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    No, but this news reporter shits herself during an interview!!

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80924508/
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Kevinman wrote:
    Hot Carl?

    I think that would involve some saran-wrap....

    is it bad that I even know that? :? :oops:
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    Corduroyboy wrote:
    No, but this news reporter shits herself during an interview!!

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80924508/

    thats horrible.
    :shock:
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