do you like the way your farts smell?

The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,514
well, do you?

it's a simple question.
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  • youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,576
    Depends on what I ate.
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    does it inspire?




    Only when I give dutch ovens.
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    Considering it's the gas equivalent of a turd - no. I don't think I've ever smelled one and thought hey, that'd make a nice car scent.
  • heck yes. especially after a good drunk of beer, shots, and liquor.

    that or after a big ol' greazy burger with onions, cheese and lots of ketchup. somehow it smells like mcdonald's when it comes out the other end. oh, the sweet smell of butt cheese and onion.
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  • flywallyflyflywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    Mine smell like a field of roses.....sometimes on a particularly good day they smell like Christmas morning.
  • queefs smell like tulips
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Mine smell like a spring morning, with a gentle frosting of dew.
  • Claireack wrote:
    Mine smell like a spring morning, with a gentle frosting of dew.
    dew or doo?
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  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    quite possibly because it is 2am and I haven't slept yet but.....hehehehehe you fellas are funny :lol:

    As for the question...... don't you know girls don't fart!! :D
  • quite possibly because it is 2am and I haven't slept yet but.....hehehehehe you fellas are funny :lol:

    As for the question...... don't you know girls don't fart!! :D

    Au contrair, bonjour. my ex farted on my head once. I miss her...
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    What the hell kind of question is this?......

    I'll just quote Fat Bastard for this one:

    "Everybody likes their own brand." 8-)
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    quite possibly because it is 2am and I haven't slept yet but.....hehehehehe you fellas are funny :lol:

    As for the question...... don't you know girls don't fart!! :D

    Au contrair, bonjour. my ex farted on my head once. I miss her...

    Haha, the timeless art of love and farts. She gives me the dutch oven, I give her a buttercup. :)
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  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    quite possibly because it is 2am and I haven't slept yet but.....hehehehehe you fellas are funny :lol:

    As for the question...... don't you know girls don't fart!! :D

    Au contrair, bonjour. my ex farted on my head once. I miss her...

    Stop it! If I keep reading this stuff I'm gunna laugh louder than the pillows can muffle and quite possibly wake people up! ;) .....
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Claireack wrote:
    Mine smell like a spring morning, with a gentle frosting of dew.
    dew or doo?

    :lol: dew!!

    I won't tell anybody my most embarrassing farting experience, all I will say was that hubby was inspecting the southern counties when a light breeze occured :oops:
  • flywallyflyflywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    Claireack wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Mine smell like a spring morning, with a gentle frosting of dew.
    dew or doo?

    :lol: dew!!

    I won't tell anybody my most embarrassing farting experience, all I will say was that hubby was inspecting the southern counties when a light breeze occured :oops:

    LOL ! That's what ya call a mustache mover !!
  • does it inspire?


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • depence..if i listen TEN-V.S-BINAURAL,they smell like DKNY Perfume
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  • quite possibly because it is 2am and I haven't slept yet but.....hehehehehe you fellas are funny :lol:

    As for the question...... don't you know girls don't fart!! :D

    Au contrair, bonjour. my ex farted on my head once. I miss her...

    Stop it! If I keep reading this stuff I'm gunna laugh louder than the pillows can muffle and quite possibly wake people up! ;) .....

    haha you're a pillow biter! ;)
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,514
    thank you for your feedback.

    it is dully noted.
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,526
    most of the time

    but every now and then there is one that makes me say

    "man, I should see a doctor about that"
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    thank you for your feedback.

    it is dully noted.

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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,514
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    thank you for your feedback.

    it is dully noted.

    How's your bird?

    i just farted on its face.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    thank you for your feedback.

    it is dully noted.

    How's your bird?

    i just farted on its face.

    Jeags, depending on what you ate that could qualify for animal cruelty. ;)
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Jeags, depending on what you ate that could qualify for animal cruelty.

    It's ok, he'd only had eaten seeds, dried fruit and a worm
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    My bouquet is usually smells like potato chips
  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    haha you're a pillow biter! ;)

    Well one does prefer biting on something more fleshy ;) , but considering the eternally single status I have appeared to embark on I'd say it's gunna be a while before I get to do that again! But the upside of single is....no dutch ovens in my bed! Althought there is the case of the farting dog :shock:
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I wonder how this fart smelled..

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  • does it inspire?

    hahaha, now that's rich.

    edit: I'm still laughing out loud like three minutes later over this because now I could hear Eddie singing the thread title in my head and it's hilarious.
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  • does it inspire?


    A full day later and I'm still laughing over this.
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Yep. Like roses
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