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orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
edited February 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
... is best followed by bacon.
Jam out with your clam out.
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  • Hub.Hub. Posts: 1,990
    Have you tried sex with bacon? :mrgreen:
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  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    here's a thread I could get behind.
  • PJFAN_seattlePJFAN_seattle Posts: 2,965
    makes sense
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    it's a universal fact that bacon makes everything better.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    Only coke goes with all
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    it's a universal fact that bacon makes everything better.

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    Drowned Out wrote:
    here's a thread I could get behind.

    Or on TOP of!...lol :P
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    As a veggie I would say you don't need the bacon, have muesli instead.
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  • pickupyourwillpickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
    CantKeepMeHere wrote:
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    :lol:
  • FirstExitFirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    I think bacon is disgusting, seriously.
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    FirstExit wrote:
    I think bacon is disgusting, seriously.

    i hope you're eaten by wild boars.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
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  • WaveCameCrashinWaveCameCrashin Posts: 2,929
    jimed14 wrote:
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    I love bacon ,but that shit is disgusting :sick:
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    prfctlefts wrote:
    jimed14 wrote:
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    I love bacon ,but that shit is disgusting :sick:

    agreed. there's something extremely off-putting about this.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • HammerdonkeyHammerdonkey Posts: 550
    I watched as his mother stood by his casket. Sobbing in disbelief as she stared at her son's lifeless body. Taken by a car crash at age 23.

    Anyway, I handed her a piece of bacon and everything was alright.
  • HammerdonkeyHammerdonkey Posts: 550
    My friend and I gazed across the road as his house was engulfed in flames. We could hear the screams of his family as they were burning alive. Black smoke soaring towards the sky as if it were their scorched souls ascending to Heaven.

    I slowly reached in my jacket pocket and handed him a piece of bacon. He was instantly comforted.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    long red wrote:
    ... is best followed by bacon.


    just don't have sex with the bacon :problem:
  • HammerdonkeyHammerdonkey Posts: 550
    As my brother and I searched the internet for exotic porn, we came across a video in which we discovered his wife ass banging the entire Seattle Supersonics basketball team. A deathly silence fell on the room....

    I opened my desk drawer and handed him some bacon. All was right in that moment.
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
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    The billionaire's daughter was kidnapped for ransom. A note was left on her bed in the middle of her room where there was a tremendous struggle. It was obvious she was fighting for her life.

    The note read "If you want your daughter back, leave 8 pounds of fresh bacon on the pier at 8:00 am tomorrow morning.

    P.S. Don't forget the bacon you son of a bitch"

    She was returned safely.
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
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    i dont know... its a little offputting if you ask me
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    long red wrote:
    prfctlefts wrote:
    jimed14 wrote:
    bacon-bra-01.jpg

    I love bacon ,but that shit is disgusting :sick:

    agreed. there's something extremely off-putting about this.
    +1
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  • he still standshe still stands Posts: 2,835
    sex is best followed by CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON...

    seriously it exists.

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  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    jimed14 wrote:
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  • jamburgerjamburger Posts: 1,775
    long red wrote:
    prfctlefts wrote:
    jimed14 wrote:
    bacon-bra-01.jpg

    I love bacon ,but that shit is disgusting :sick:

    agreed. there's something extremely off-putting about this.

    Is it the fact that she could do a better job shaving her pits? Otherwise, my only concern is how to get that bacon cooked!
  • TerryibleTerryible Posts: 462
    jimed14 wrote:
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    Bacon is there anything you can't do
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  • Got a hard hard headGot a hard hard head Posts: 638
    I really think that there should be a statue somewhere honouring the person who came up with putting bacon and cheese together.

    Probably the finest sandwich in the world.
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  • JoJo Posts: 2,098
    Valintines Day, my Bloke cooked 2 x Bacon Sandwiches for the 6 of us.

    Fried the bread aswell.

    Sort of reminds me of a Backspacer song........ :D
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    jimed14 wrote:
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    Yikes!!! :shock: Raw meat and Sex is a BIG no, no!!! :wtf:

    Wish you were here...
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