"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
My friend and I gazed across the road as his house was engulfed in flames. We could hear the screams of his family as they were burning alive. Black smoke soaring towards the sky as if it were their scorched souls ascending to Heaven.
I slowly reached in my jacket pocket and handed him a piece of bacon. He was instantly comforted.
As my brother and I searched the internet for exotic porn, we came across a video in which we discovered his wife ass banging the entire Seattle Supersonics basketball team. A deathly silence fell on the room....
I opened my desk drawer and handed him some bacon. All was right in that moment.
The billionaire's daughter was kidnapped for ransom. A note was left on her bed in the middle of her room where there was a tremendous struggle. It was obvious she was fighting for her life.
The note read "If you want your daughter back, leave 8 pounds of fresh bacon on the pier at 8:00 am tomorrow morning.
My whole life
was like a picture
of a sunny day
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
― Abraham Lincoln
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"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Or on TOP of!...lol :P
Best on the web - check them out
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i hope you're eaten by wild boars.
"I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
I love bacon ,but that shit is disgusting
agreed. there's something extremely off-putting about this.
Anyway, I handed her a piece of bacon and everything was alright.
I slowly reached in my jacket pocket and handed him a piece of bacon. He was instantly comforted.
just don't have sex with the bacon :problem:
I opened my desk drawer and handed him some bacon. All was right in that moment.
"I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
The note read "If you want your daughter back, leave 8 pounds of fresh bacon on the pier at 8:00 am tomorrow morning.
P.S. Don't forget the bacon you son of a bitch"
She was returned safely.
i dont know... its a little offputting if you ask me
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Sammi: Wanna just break up?
seriously it exists.
A little candy store in an old town in Eastern PA... can't remember right now. They make most of their candy there... including that stuff. ewwwww
I need to find one of those machines.
was like a picture
of a sunny day
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
― Abraham Lincoln
Is it the fact that she could do a better job shaving her pits? Otherwise, my only concern is how to get that bacon cooked!
Bacon is there anything you can't do
23/09/2006 Berlin, 30/09/2006 Athens, 18/07/2007 London
02/07/2009 Honolulu (EV Solo), 22/11/2009, Sydney, 29/11/2009 Christchurch
Probably the finest sandwich in the world.
Fried the bread aswell.
Sort of reminds me of a Backspacer song........
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad