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spatspat Posts: 644
edited May 2011 in The Porch
Anyone remember this from wayyy back in the day? Sorry I don't know who originally made it, but I figured it'd be a nice time to repost it, take a deep breath kiddies and repeat after me!

Our Five Fathers
Who art in Seattle
Rockin be thy way
Thy setlist done
And shall kick bum
On stage as it has in studio
Give us this day our daily boots
And forgive us our other musical tastes
As we forgive those who force other music upon us

For thine is the Cameron
And the Gossard and McCready
For Vedder is better

Ament
My favorite Pearl Jam song: "Corporate Greed Boat Asshole Behind a Counter in the Oval Office"
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    jets521jets521 Posts: 804
    :lol:

    never saw this before. i was thinking "it forgot to mention jeff" then i saw..."ament". :lol: classic
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Well Done!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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    U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    how dare you!! i am offended by this!! it's sacrilegious!!






























    everyone knows Jimmy Page is God!!!!!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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    Heather EversHeather Evers Posts: 168
    :lol:
    If I had known then...what I know now...

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    cajunkiwicajunkiwi Posts: 984
    The "Ament" at the end is sublime lol
    8-)
    And I listen for the voice inside my head... nothing. I'll do this one myself.
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    guypjfreakguypjfreak Posts: 2,281
    top of the range old son :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    phungiphungi Posts: 640
    minor edit:
    Give us this day our daily boots
    should read:
    Give us this DVD, and our Philly boots
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
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    Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    someone needs to come up with The Ten Commandments.
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,216
    :lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    coachchriscoachchris Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada Posts: 749
    The closest to religion I've ever come ;)
    Adolescence in essence is all about trust.
    Leaving is for the answering machine.
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    PJLadiePJLadie Posts: 32
    Effin PISSAH!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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    flynnie821flynnie821 Posts: 139
    Now this is something that's my kind of religion!!
    ...even god is a celtics fan...
    "Vedder Vipers"

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    Rock_Princess_18Rock_Princess_18 Chicago, IL Posts: 304
    spat wrote:
    Anyone remember this from wayyy back in the day? Sorry I don't know who originally made it, but I figured it'd be a nice time to repost it, take a deep breath kiddies and repeat after me!

    Our Five Fathers
    Who art in Seattle
    Rockin be thy way
    Thy setlist done
    And shall kick bum
    On stage as it has in studio
    Give us this day our daily boots
    And forgive us our other musical tastes
    As we forgive those who force other music upon us

    For thine is the Cameron
    And the Gossard and McCready
    For Vedder is better

    Ament

    i love this so much... whenever i recite it, people's jaws drop hahaha in a good way :)
    "All the things that others want for me.. can't buy what I want because it's free!"

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    PilateOfTheStormPilateOfTheStorm Posts: 4,319
    :lol: love it
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    conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    :thumbup:
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    Dirty FrankkDirty Frankk Posts: 4,274
    That's really cool :clap:
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    solace23solace23 Posts: 704
    Lol that's great
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    dr0ptheleashdr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    Love it! hahaha, thanks for sharing! :D
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    theserialthrillatheserialthrilla Posts: 15,760
    im starting a cult now...owww wait ..we are already here
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    MissBeeGirlMissBeeGirl Posts: 233
    theserialthrilla wrote:
    im starting a cult now...owww wait ..we are already here

    Yes and this one also takes all our money :lol::lol::lol:
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    Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,346
    :lol::lol: Love it!
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
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    mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    holy shit

    this is GREAT
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
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    sickofitsickofit Norway Posts: 780
    I've often been in situations where I've had to recite the Lord's Prayer...next time I'm gonna do it the PJ way! Awesome, esp the 'Ament' at the end :mrgreen:
    if I keep holding out,.... will the light shine through?
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    tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    :lol:8-)
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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    RGarabed21RGarabed21 Posts: 467
    Maybe a Pearl Jam Hail Mary?

    Hail "crazy" mary
    Ten club is with thee
    Blessed art though amongst fans
    And blessed is the fruit of victoria williams

    Or something like that :lol::lol:
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    OwlOwl Posts: 1,062
    U R A Crazy Breed wrote:
    everyone knows Jimmy Page is God!!!!!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol:


    Excellent prayer! :D
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    vedderlover1vedderlover1 Posts: 178
    Dirty Frankfurter wrote:
    someone needs to come up with The Ten Commandments.

    Brilliant :-)
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    demetriosdemetrios Canada Posts: 88,020
    spat wrote:
    Anyone remember this from wayyy back in the day? Sorry I don't know who originally made it, but I figured it'd be a nice time to repost it, take a deep breath kiddies and repeat after me!

    Our Five Fathers
    Who art in Seattle
    Rockin be thy way
    Thy setlist done
    And shall kick bum
    On stage as it has in studio
    Give us this day our daily boots
    And forgive us our other musical tastes
    As we forgive those who force other music upon us

    For thine is the Cameron
    And the Gossard and McCready
    For Vedder is better

    Ament

    I don't remember who wrote this originally, but I love it! :D
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,071
    Just in time to say before the rapture tomorrow!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Lizard wrote:
    Just in time to say before the rapture tomorrow!!


    Jesus is probably going to hang about for a bit on his second coming - given that there are a few EV shows and PJ20 to take in. So I think the end of the world will be held back until just after Labor Day weekend.
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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