Ever tried NO Shotgun?

Given to...

Wham!

Makes my entire head tingle and burn. It says it is NOT Niacin. Strong stuff.

Hammerdonkey

Is that what you kids are calling cocaine these days?

Cute.

Given to...

Sorry. I am 40 years old... thanks for calling out my youth!

Its actually a hardcore supplement for weight lifting. I've never even laid eyes on that other crystaline white shit known as cocaine. Never have, never will.

Hammerdonkey

Yeah, I could have easily googled it but I wanted to go for the shitty joke that I felt was bursting out of my chest cavity.

Just so you all know that I'm better than that effort.

eyedclaar

Have I ever tried no shotgun? That is some Wyoming grammar right there, and as a Wyomingite, you should know every situation calls for a shotgun. I can't think of a time when I didn't need mine. Wait, what were you talking about... cocaine? Mmmmm, now that's a hell of a drug and three times as fun when you have a shotgun handy.

Given to...

Dont go on there rippin us all up here in Wyoming cuz my grammer is still bad ass enuf to whoop yer ass and she just did have her ole 82nd birthday and just cuz I aint smert enuf to know what is a preposition versus what is a propisition or whatever it is you call english and stuff and I know what and when to capitalize -- names, cities , and when you are down -- puttin the boots to yas heads, and see I even knowd when to use a comma, or is that a coma after gitin the boot to the head


















Wow, that took a little effort on my part to sound like a redneck. Thats always a plus if you live here.

he still stands

I took niacin once before I lifted and HOLY HELL never again.

I was as red as Budd Dwyer's shirt and my skin burned worse than HammerDonkey's scrotum.

eyedclaar

Given to... wrote:

Dont go on there rippin us all up here in Wyoming cuz my grammer is still bad ass enuf to whoop yer ass and she just did have her ole 82nd birthday and just cuz I aint smert enuf to know what is a preposition versus what is a propisition or whatever it is you call english and stuff and I know what and when to capitalize -- names, cities , and when you are down -- puttin the boots to yas heads, and see I even knowd when to use a comma, or is that a coma after gitin the boot to the head


Wow, that took a little effort on my part to sound like a redneck. Thats always a plus if you live here.

Nice work! I visit Wyo all the time... Were you the one mentioning Thermop in another thread?

Edit: It wasn't you. It was cajunkiwi... whoever that is. They don't sound like a Wyomingite.

Hammerdonkey

he still stands wrote:

I took niacin once before I lifted and HOLY HELL never again.

I was as red as Budd Dwyer's shirt and my skin burned worse than HammerDonkey's scrotum.

You must have me confused with Eyed.

My taint is fresh and smooth like Cala Lillies.

Yeah, that's right. Cala Lillies up in this motherfucker

eyedclaar

You bunch of slack-jawed pussies, I glued a cactus to my taint because LIFE IS PAIN!!! The sooner y'all get that through your Cosby approved jello puddin' heads, the better. Now drop and give me 50, bitches!