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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    CJMST3K wrote:
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    Heres mine:

    Earl James


    Well, my name is half-way there. :?



    And you must not be a fan of James Earl Jones.

    lol whoops
    cajunkiwi wrote:
    Nothingman or Unemployable

    "Hi, I'm Unemployable."

    "Sorry to hear. Maybe you should go back to school."

    hahahahahahaha
    5/28/06, 6/27/08, 10/28/09, 5/18/10, 5/21/10
    8/7/08, 6/9/09
  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Posts: 11,408
    Animal
    Brother
    Life Wasted
    Ghost
    Just a Girl
    Tremor Christ

    Not so bad...
    Sweet Lew
    Bugs???
    Spectrum 10/27/09; New Orleans JazzFest 5/1/10; Made in America 9/2/12; WF Center 10/21/13; WF Center 10/22/13; Baltimore 10/27/13;
    WF Center 4/28/16; WF Center 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22;
    Las Vegas 5/16/24; Las Vegas 5/18/24; WF Center 9/7/24; WF Center 9/9/24; Baltimore Arena 9/12/24

    Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,962
    Wyatt Gogh
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    DeLukin wrote:
    Phil Boots

    - because nobody would ever know where he is...

    LOL out standing!!!
    how about Jack?
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    WaveToAllMyFriends wrote:
    Love Boat Captain....

    No wait, that's the coolest


    Agreed.
  • EquallyWorthlessEquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
    vedder
    stone
    mike
    jeff
    jack
    matt
    dave
    ed
    {if (work != 0) {
    work = work + 1;
    sleep = sleep - work * 10;}
    else if (work >= 0) {
    reality.equals(false);
    work = work +1;
    }system("pause");
    return 0;}
  • craigbcraigb Posts: 806
    Danimal wrote:
    Fuck Me In The Brian.

    Yes!
    "Speak clearly if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall"

    Los Angeles 10.7.2009
  • Pearl JamesPearl James Posts: 420
    Vedder
  • NoelMichaelNoelMichael Posts: 1,630
    Booooooooooooooooooom
    9-28-96 Randall’s Island NY; 9-01-00 Camden NJ; 7-05-03 Camden NJ; 10-01-04 Reading PA; 10-03-05 Philly PA; 5-27-06 Camden NJ; 5-28-06 Camden NJ; 6-19-08 Camden NJ; 6-20-08 Camden NJ; 6-24-08 NYC NY; 8-7-08 EV Newark, NJ; 6-11-09 EV Philly PA; 6-12-09 EV Philly PA; 10-27-09 Philly PA; 10-28-09 Philly PA; 10-30-09 Philly PA; 10-31-09 Philly PA; 5-15-10 Hartford CT; 5-18-10 Newark NJ; 5-21-10 NYC NY; 6-21-11 EV NYC NY; 6-22-11 EV NYC NY; 6-25-11 EV Philly PA; 7-1-11 EV StL MS; 9-3-11 E Troy WI; 9-4-11 E Troy WI
  • DrewRWxDrewRWx Posts: 71
    My Mom has already said that she wants me to name my (far in the) future daughter, Eve, so that she can call her EV. It also brings to mind: http://pokedream.com/pokerep/images/sugimori/133.jpg. Which isn't bad, but I can only burden my offspring with so many 90s callbacks.

    Also, anybody have the urge to smack around anyone with the first name Vedder?
  • Bird889Bird889 Posts: 423
    DeLukin wrote:
    Phil Boots

    - because nobody would ever know where he is...

    that one cracked me up


    Dirty Frank (however my son is named Frank..)
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
    arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to
    slide in sideways, BBQ sandwich in one hand, cold beer in the other,
    body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "Woo Hoo what a
    ride"!
    Unknown

  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    10c.....cuz you'll never get a straight answer from him...and by the time you do...someone will have already told you anyway. :mrgreen:

    Boston Lou....your kid will be shunned every where it goes. :lol:

    Gremmie....he'll just be out of control.


    Whale song....they will be called a dirty hippie and be beat up in school.

    Green Disease....your poor kid will never get a date!
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    U R A Crazy Breed wrote:
    10c.....cuz you'll never get a straight answer from him...and by the time you do...someone will have already told you anyway. :mrgreen:

    Boston Lou....your kid will be shunned every where it goes. :lol:

    Gremmie....he'll just be out of control.


    Whale song....they will be called a dirty hippie and be beat up in school.

    Green Disease....your poor kid will never get a date!
    :lol::lol::lol: and not U R A Crazy Breed couse there is one and only unique person!!!!
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    vedder
  • LineOneMightyFineLineOneMightyFine Posts: 347
    Boomette (for a girl, of course)
  • violetpsychevioletpsyche Posts: 122
    Re the Vedder comments: perhaps be a little sensitive, as there is at least one person on this board who has a child with this name (not me, btw :D ).
  • titchinellotitchinello Posts: 3,139
    DeLukin wrote:
    Phil Boots

    - because nobody would ever know where he is...


    that in my opinion is the best so far, made me chuckle. :lol::lol:
    Glasgow cathouse-1992-2-23, San diego sports arena-1995-11-06 & 07, Glasgow secc-2000-06-03, Tampa st petes times forum-2003-04-13, London O2 arena-2009-08-18, Belfast odyssey arena-2010-06-23.Leeds 2014 - 07-08
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    DeLukin wrote:
    Phil Boots

    - because nobody would ever know where he is...
    :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • asurPRIZEleftasurPRIZEleft Posts: 229
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    DeLukin wrote:
    Phil Boots

    - because nobody would ever know where he is...
    Verizon Center-Washington, DC--May 30, 2006
    Verizon Center-Washington, DC--June 22, 2008
    Lyric Opera House-Baltimore, MD--June 14, 2009(Eddie Vedder Solo)
    Wachovia Spectrum-Philadelphia, PA--Oct 31, 2009

    I Only Own My Mind...
  • jeremys porchjeremys porch Posts: 57
    I know someone who named their kid Lukin and when his brother came along Lukin named him Jeremy. At the age of 8 Lukin was already a huge fan.
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Red Mosquito
    I didn't read thru them all could be a repeat
    wouldn't that be an awful name?
  • En La ClandestinidadEn La Clandestinidad Posts: 3,647
    I Got Shit
    Formerly Brew Crew Tix
    “If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world.
  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    first name: Vedder
    middle name: Man
    5/28/06, 6/27/08, 10/28/09, 5/18/10, 5/21/10
    8/7/08, 6/9/09
  • PRLJM1PRLJM1 Posts: 584
    Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town
    Summerfest '95,Alpine '98,Ice Bowl(Alpine'00),Alpine'03,Chicago'06,Summerfest(x2)'06,Riverside Theater '08(EV),ChicagoII '09, PJ20-Alpine Valley 9/3/11, 9/4/11, Wrigley 7/19/13, Voodoo Fest '13 (New Orleans), Milwaukee '14, Wrigley 1,2 '16
  • mattcozmattcoz Posts: 2,202
    You Are

    Guy: "And you are?"
    YA: "You Are"
    Guy: "What?"
    YA: "You Are"
    Guy: "I am what"
    YA: "Hi What"
    Guy: "Huh?"
  • InHidingInOttawaInHidingInOttawa Posts: 154
    Scott Stapp
    2005 - Montreal, Ottawa / 2011 Montreal, Toronto 1, Ottawa / 2013 London, Calgary, Vancouver
  • Back_PedalBack_Pedal Posts: 1,171
    DeLukin wrote:
    Phil Boots

    - because nobody would ever know where he is...
    Glorious win.
    Thanks EPOTTSIII!
    "Vinyl or not, you will need to pay someone to take RA of your hands" - Smile05
    424, xxx
  • TravisTheSkyTravisTheSky Posts: 615
    Tamper
    "May you live in interesting times."
  • KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    mattcoz wrote:
    You Are

    Guy: "And you are?"
    YA: "You Are"
    Guy: "What?"
    YA: "You Are"
    Guy: "I am what"
    YA: "Hi What"
    Guy: "Huh?"
    :lol:

    Don't even get me started with the one where You Are and Who You Are meet...
    Bern - September 13, 2006
    Berlin - August 15, 2009
    Lisbon - July 10, 2010
    Berlin - June 26, 2014
    Zurich - June 23, 2022

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  • Kearn5yKearn5y Posts: 2,805
    Pearl Jane
    Kearnsy
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