Update from the Digital Lounge, not really though

JG63592JG63592 Posts: 83
edited January 2010 in The Porch
to whom the internet may concern . . . it's 2010, we get it, watch it go to fire, sure.

we here at tenclub would like you all to calm down. we have to admit that when we conceptualized the "DL" we knew we couldn't call it the Down Low . . . first, we weren't cool enough to pull off using that, and second we were really only interested in the Lounge part of the thing. you see, we are inconsistant.

from ed's use of the typewriter for lyrics to him posting notes typed on an iPad for the website
from vinyl to reissues to bootlegs to eps to albums
from releasing tour schedules to fan club ticket sales
from jeff's skating skills to dating skills
from high speed internet to cable modem for our servers
from stone's singing confidence todancing prowess
from supporting a president to supporting loosing sports teams
from mike's addictions to his solos

the point is we just can't be expected to look too far ahead with things. i mean, it makes more sense to live in the present tense, you know? the point is we are making a movie . . . haven't you kids always wanted a movie? that's what we thought. of course it is the year of animated sequels and 3-D all senses spectacles, but none the less this venture will make you feel rewarded for expecting us to care about your demands and insecurities for the past 20 years.

here's the thing, we have no intention of making you happy . . . hell, you aren't even the kind of music fans that we ourselves are or that we would like to see at our shows. ok, that was harsh, but seriously, your hearts are in the right places and you sure do know the words to all our songs and you sure do jump up and down a lot (ie aNiMaL maybe). we just haven't gotten around to calling this year "fun" as of yet, and that's because we are still trying to get you all the things we promised you last year. so, for the time being, due to all of the things it takes to be your band, the 20th anniversary of Pearl Jam will be moved to next year 2011. That's how budgets work, just ask the President.

Peace,
the Digital Lounge, no the Down Low, no the Digital Lounge
give J Roddy Waslton & the Business a listen, that is all.
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  • Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it.
  • rattzeyrattzey Posts: 877
    WTF? :shock:
    Walkin on a slippery sidewalk listening to P.J
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Wait, I get it. The snarky attitude, the super-secretiveness about what's going on, the infatuation with turning out products that everyone will love no matter what it is or how long we have to wait for it... are you saying that STEVE JOBS is the head of 10c?!?!
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • G ForceG Force Posts: 1,393
    No idea what's going on here.
  • The waiting drove me MADER....ERRRRRR

    SCOTT
    10/01/96 9/08/98 9/10/98 9/11/98 8/23/00 8/24/00
    8/25/00 8/27/00 8/29/00 8/30/00 9/01/00 9/02/00
    4/28/03 4/29/03 4/30/03 5/02/03 7/05/03 7/06/03
    7/08/03 7/09/03 7/14/03 <---front row shook hands with ed.
    10/3/05 5/13/06 5/27/06 5/28/06 6/01/06 6/3/06
    6/24/06 6/19/08 6/20/08 6/24/08 6/25/08 10/27/09
    10/28/09 10/30/09 10/31/09 5/15/10 5/18/10 5/20/10
    5/21/10 9/7/11
  • here's the thing, we have no intention of making you happy . . . hell, you aren't even the kind of music fans that we ourselves are or that we would like to see at our shows. ok, that was harsh, but seriously

    Wow, that's a little rough.
    "I wanna rock and roll all night and PART OF every day"
  • pjsycopjsyco Posts: 646
    lame
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 12,851
    yawn
  • youngsteryoungster Posts: 6,576
    UH....... :?:
    He who forgets will be destined to remember.

    9/29/04 Boston, 6/28/08 Mansfield, 8/23/09 Chicago, 5/15/10 Hartford
    5/17/10 Boston, 10/15/13 Worcester, 10/16/13 Worcester, 10/25/13 Hartford
    8/5/16 Fenway, 8/7/16 Fenway
    EV Solo: 6/16/11 Boston, 6/18/11 Hartford,
  • :? :lol::lol:
    Let them wash away
    All those yesterdays
    All those yesterdays
    All those paper plates
  • They spelled "losing" incorrectly.

    Where the heck was this posted? Ten Club's email server thingy sucks and I don't get the emails they send out.

    Ed has an ipad already?
    ABQ 93, Las Cruces 95, ABQ 98, Bridge School 10/30/99, Lubbock 00, ABQ 00, Denver 03, State College 03, San Diego 03, Vegas 03, PHX 03, D.C. 03, Camden 7/5/03, NYC 7/8/03 + 7/9/03, Vegas 06, San Francisco 7/15/06 + 7/16/06 + 7/18/06, Kansas City 10, EV:ABQ 11/6/12, Chicago 13, PHX 13, Denver 14--PJ24!, Telluride 16, Chicago 8/20/16, Chicago 8/18/18, Denver 20, Phoenix 20

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  • robbierobbie Posts: 883
    They spelled "losing" incorrectly.

    Where the heck was this posted? Ten Club's email server thingy sucks and I don't get the emails they send out.

    Ed has an ipad already?


    this is NOT from pearl jam or the 10c or the digital lounge. it is a "joke" by the op.
  • I feel dumber now after reading this thread
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
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