Mixed Emotions
Phantom Pain
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I was sitting with my wife watching a TV program about psychology and
explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.
I turned to my wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap.
I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
She said: “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick… “
:wave:
explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.
I turned to my wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap.
I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
She said: “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick… “
:wave: My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Los Angeles 10.7.2009
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
good one!
this^^^
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
+1
Are you on facebook? Friend request me please.
A pregnant woman goes to the doctor and is told she is having triplets, two girls and one boy.
As she leaves the office a random man shoots her in the stomach three times.
She awakes later and the doctor tells her she will make a full recovery and that luckily none of the children were injured, but all three bullets were still in her body.
14 years later one of the girls runs frantically into the room and says "Mommy mommy, something is wrong!!! I just went to the bathroom and I peed a bullet!!"
The mother assures the girl nothing is wrong and that she would tell her the whole story one day.
A couple of weeks later, the other girl also frantically tells her mother something is wrong with her.
"Let me guess, you peed a bullet?" The girl says yes and again the mother assure her there is nothing wrong.
Then, two weeks after that, the boy runs in and says "Mommy something is wrong with me!!"
"Oh, let me guess, you went to pee and a bullet came out?"
"No, I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
Man, this is old. I heard this one back in primary school. It's a goodie though. Thanks for the refresher
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
lol...
My wife dabbles on there
All you guys can still be my friend !
:oops: :shifty: :think:
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers