SHAVING.....or BEARD ........

JonnyPistachio

Never thought I'd use this phrase to brag, but: its 2.5 inches!

81

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Never thought I'd use this phrase to brag, but: its 2.5 inches!

nice.

mine's currently 2 days removed from being a 3 (i think that's 3/8's)

JonnyPistachio

81 wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Never thought I'd use this phrase to brag, but: its 2.5 inches!

nice.

mine's currently 2 days removed from being a 3 (i think that's 3/8's)

I hear they grow slower when its not cold. That sounds silly and unscientific. Talk to it, like a plant.

81

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Talk to it, like a plant.

you are such a beautiful beard....
that white hair makes it look so nice...

JonnyPistachio

81 wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Talk to it, like a plant.

you are such a beautiful beard....
that white hair makes it look so nice...

chadwick

hairy folks

i should put up a new avatar as i am way hairier. my head is a living breathing forest & my face, a juvenile sasquatch nesting around my mug like a opossum holding up in its families burrow or burro?

my face hides used up wet chia seeds... periodically


this has been a periodical publication on hair

dimitrispearljam

next vacation is wrigley.shave till then.. :fp:

JonnyPistachio

chadwick wrote:

hairy folks

i should put up a new avatar as i am way hairier. my head is a living breathing forest & my face, a juvenile sasquatch nesting around my mug like a opossum holding up in its families burrow or burro?

my face hides used up wet chia seeds... periodically


this has been a periodical publication on hair

do it buddy.

I keep thinking im gonna cut mine, but it keeps telling me NO. its not opposumed yet though..

81

81 wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Talk to it, like a plant.

you are such a beautiful beard....
that white hair makes it look so nice...

nothing compares to you
you are so soft, so lovely, so rideable

JonnyPistachio

81 wrote:

81 wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Talk to it, like a plant.

you are such a beautiful beard....
that white hair makes it look so nice...

nothing compares to you
you are so soft, so lovely, so rideable

Rideable!? :shock:

rick1zoo2

:fp:

norm

rick1zoo2

so glad my son shaved his facial hair for graduation. he also pulled his hair back and put it in a tail. a good compromise as I would have rather him cut it short

chadwick

rick1zoo2 wrote:

so glad my son shaved his facial hair for graduation. he also pulled his hair back and put it in a tail. a good compromise as I would have rather him cut it short

you sound like my own mother. "shave your face, you look like a damn caveman" or "cut your hair, you look like a damn caveman" or "you're not zakk wylde, shave your face" or " people are scared of you, you look like a caveman" or "put your hair in a pony tail at least" or "brush your hair more than once"

JonnyPistachio

chadwick wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

so glad my son shaved his facial hair for graduation. he also pulled his hair back and put it in a tail. a good compromise as I would have rather him cut it short

you sound like my own mother. "shave your face, you look like a damn caveman" or "cut your hair, you look like a damn caveman" or "you're not zakk wylde, shave your face" or " people are scared of you, you look like a caveman" or "put your hair in a pony tail at least" or "brush your hair more than once"

Ask her what exactly is wrong with cavemen?

My sweet lil old Grandma, who I see once every week or two always seems to forget I have a beard, and she yells out loud as if im a monster when I kiss her cheek. Then she laughs.

kw18

norm wrote:

dimitrispearljam

kw18 wrote:

norm wrote:

rick1zoo2

chadwick wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

so glad my son shaved his facial hair for graduation. he also pulled his hair back and put it in a tail. a good compromise as I would have rather him cut it short

you sound like my own mother. "shave your face, you look like a damn caveman" or "cut your hair, you look like a damn caveman" or "you're not zakk wylde, shave your face" or " people are scared of you, you look like a caveman" or "put your hair in a pony tail at least" or "brush your hair more than once"

haha! well, I need to explain, he does not get a full beard yet, just some fuzz, and he is a red-head so he looks like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo when it grows. I just prefered the clean-look for his graduation and pictures.

chadwick

rick1zoo2 wrote:

haha! well, I need to explain, he does not get a full beard yet, just some fuzz, and he is a red-head so he looks like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo when it grows. I just prefered the clean-look for his graduation and pictures.

gotcha. yes a young redheaded gentleman may have difficulty sporting facial hair

chadwick

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Ask her what exactly is wrong with cavemen?

My sweet lil old Grandma, who I see once every week or two always seems to forget I have a beard, and she yells out loud as if im a monster when I kiss her cheek. Then she laughs.

nicely played. grandmas are pretty cool

ever have granny read your poems? write her a poem about your drunken puke beard, yes/no?