SHAVING.....or BEARD ........

Ms. Wes C.addle

Really? I planted a whisker in the garden last spring... Still nothing! This is BULLSHIT! I want my money back from that fucking gypsy!

Oh, wait... I think I drank whiskey in the garden... I misunderstood the directions maybe.

Will my viking still come? :-(

chadwick

ms. wes c.addle wrote:

Really? I planted a whisker in the garden last spring... Still nothing! This is BULLSHIT! I want my money back from that fucking gypsy!

Oh, wait... I think I drank whiskey in the garden... I misunderstood the directions maybe.

Will my viking still come? :-(

this gypsy you speak of must be a false viking whisker salesperson.
that would never ever happen with real norse whiskers.
you have, indeed, been scammed.
i have a full on (blonde/brown) beard right now.
getting my poetry book gets you some fantastic barbaric beard clippings for your berzerker patch.
a warning & care list comes with your order.
thank you.

UpSideDown

haven't shaved since May 10th.........day of the Buffalo show...........straight MAN BEARD

we should have an emoticon with a beard......

dimitrispearljam

last day

ZiggyStar

UpSideDown wrote:

haven't shaved since May 10th.........day of the Buffalo show...........straight MAN BEARD

we should have an emoticon with a beard......

That's my birthday! What a great day to stop shaving!

Do you have any photos of this beard?!

ZiggyStar

dimitrispearljam wrote:

last day

I'm expecting photos of your beard when you grow it!

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

ms. wes c.addle wrote:

Really? I planted a whisker in the garden last spring... Still nothing! This is BULLSHIT! I want my money back from that fucking gypsy!

Oh, wait... I think I drank whiskey in the garden... I misunderstood the directions maybe.

Will my viking still come? :-(

this gypsy you speak of must be a false viking whisker salesperson.
that would never ever happen with real norse whiskers.
you have, indeed, been scammed.
i have a full on (blonde/brown) beard right now.
getting my poetry book gets you some fantastic barbaric beard clippings for your berzerker patch.
a warning & care list comes with your order.
thank you.

I look forward to the coming release of Berzerker Patch Kids. Similar to this, but marauding viking children.

intodeep

I don't enjoy shaving but i do a wet shave with a double edge straight razor and use a brush to spread out some good shaving cream. Right now i'm using Proraso because it is good stuff and cheap.

I seem to get a closer shave and less irritation. Plus the good shaveing creams smell good.

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

I look forward to the coming release of Berzerker Patch Kids. Similar to this, but marauding viking children.

that's exactly what i'm talking about.
i been writing a story in my head for a few years now, creating characters, scenes and things.
i've had an artist draw me a few things... (they better get hot)
hordes of viking children that grow up out in the woods.
remember the tasmanian devil on the bugs bunny show?
that's how they run around.
it's a huge cluster fuck, everything destroyed.
they ride a bus to/from school... not a good scene.
here's a secret for you... it's an underground world.
marauding indeed.

UpSideDown

ZiggyStar wrote:

UpSideDown wrote:

haven't shaved since May 10th.........day of the Buffalo show...........straight MAN BEARD

we should have an emoticon with a beard......

That's my birthday! What a great day to stop shaving!

Do you have any photos of this beard?!

You're putting me on the spot.....but I'll see what I can dig up

ZiggyStar

UpSideDown wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

UpSideDown wrote:

haven't shaved since May 10th.........day of the Buffalo show...........straight MAN BEARD

we should have an emoticon with a beard......

That's my birthday! What a great day to stop shaving!

Do you have any photos of this beard?!

You're putting me on the spot.....but I'll see what I can dig up

Wooo hoooo!

theserialthrilla

no no no no


dont do it..shave it off


no more ziggy porn allowed.

dimitrispearljam

3 days not shaving so far.......

youngster

dimitrispearljam wrote:

3 days not shaving so far.......

You gotta at least post 1 pic on the board for all to see before you shave it all off. I'm sure Ziggy will want personal daily photo updates, but since this whole shaving thing started cause of you......you owe us a bearded Dimitris photo at the end.

dimitrispearljam

youngster wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

3 days not shaving so far.......

You gotta at least post 1 pic on the board for all to see before you shave it all off. I'm sure Ziggy will want personal daily photo updates, but since this whole shaving thing started cause of you......you owe us a bearded Dimitris photo at the end.

Ziggy with take alot of fotos in pm

ZiggyStar

dimitrispearljam wrote:

3 days not shaving so far.......

PHOTO UPDATE!!!!

ZiggyStar

dimitrispearljam wrote:

Ziggy with take alot of fotos in pm

Woo hooo! Photos for me!!! Or photos of me?! :? I'm confused.

Send me a photo, Dimi!! DO IT!!!

ZiggyStar

theserialthrilla wrote:

no no no no


dont do it..shave it off


no more ziggy porn allowed.

Hey! I'll be the one who decides when I have enough porn, okay!? :x

Don't listen to him upsidedown....you just keep growing that lovely beard and snapping photos for me!

LOV2ROCK

sux

ZiggyStar

Very sexy beard! :thumbup: I love beards with those two little hairless bits under the bottom lip....if that makes any sense?

My mate actually phoned me from a Cat Stevens concert last night for Wild World Peace Train. He sounded fantastic!