are YOU a sports fan fraud?

The Juggler

Newch91 wrote:

The Juggler wrote:

norm wrote:

ONLY acceptable if that is the third harbaugh brother.

What about any other relative?

no. only another brother.

mickeyrat

The Juggler wrote:

Newch91 wrote:

The Juggler wrote:

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ONLY acceptable if that is the third harbaugh brother.

What about any other relative?

no. only another brother



too bad Dad. You fraud!!!!!! You too Mom!!!

The Juggler

gotta figure the dad would wear john's jersey and mom wears jim's right???? righty??:x :x

mickeyrat

The Juggler wrote:

gotta figure the dad would wear john's jersey and mom wears jim's right???? righty??:x :x

you could favor one child over another?


Man thats cold, Mr. Think of The Children.

RW81233

Juggler what am I supposed to do in this situation? Not that I really care, but just wondering what the fraud genie would say. I know you have stated that my son should root for the Ravens, Orioles, Wizards and C(r)apitols in order to do the whole homefield bullshit. Since I abhor the O's, Zards, and Craps that this was never gonna happen. However, my 2 year-old just got into watching and playing football this Thanksgiving. While he has a Dez Bryant jersey coming his way soon, he was already given a hand-me-down Ray Lewis jersey from a friend. He's been wearing that thing, mimicking Lewis's pre-game shenanigans since he's been watching (insert tired murder joke here since he's a rat not a murderer), goes to daycare with other Ravens fans, and watched the whole game last night rooting for the purple ones.

So the question is: is it my duty to take my son to the parade tomorrow to celebrate his team? Is it fraudulent behavior on my part for being there (I don't hate the Ravens like say the Eagles or Redskins)? Does he have to go with a Ravens fan and not me? Should I just let a two year-old fend for himself on the streets of Baltimore?

You see these are the issues you can run into when you start defining behaviors.

Jason P

The Juggler wrote:

norm wrote:

ONLY acceptable if that is the third harbaugh brother.

Cooper Harbaugh?

81

RW81233 wrote:

Juggler what am I supposed to do in this situation? Not that I really care, but just wondering what the fraud genie would say. I know you have stated that my son should root for the Ravens, Orioles, Wizards and C(r)apitols in order to do the whole homefield bullshit. Since I abhor the O's, Zards, and Craps that this was never gonna happen. However, my 2 year-old just got into watching and playing football this Thanksgiving. While he has a Dez Bryant jersey coming his way soon, he was already given a hand-me-down Ray Lewis jersey from a friend. He's been wearing that thing, mimicking Lewis's pre-game shenanigans since he's been watching (insert tired murder joke here since he's a rat not a murderer), goes to daycare with other Ravens fans, and watched the whole game last night rooting for the purple ones.

So the question is: is it my duty to take my son to the parade tomorrow to celebrate his team? Is it fraudulent behavior on my part for being there (I don't hate the Ravens like say the Eagles or Redskins)? Does he have to go with a Ravens fan and not me? Should I just let a two year-old fend for himself on the streets of Baltimore?

You see these are the issues you can run into when you start defining behaviors.

clearly, he needs to be put up for adoption. :P

RW81233

it could be worse he could be a Red Sox/Pats/Celtics/Bruins fan

The Juggler

RW81233 wrote:

Juggler what am I supposed to do in this situation? Not that I really care, but just wondering what the fraud genie would say. I know you have stated that my son should root for the Ravens, Orioles, Wizards and C(r)apitols in order to do the whole homefield bullshit. Since I abhor the O's, Zards, and Craps that this was never gonna happen. However, my 2 year-old just got into watching and playing football this Thanksgiving. While he has a Dez Bryant jersey coming his way soon, he was already given a hand-me-down Ray Lewis jersey from a friend. He's been wearing that thing, mimicking Lewis's pre-game shenanigans since he's been watching (insert tired murder joke here since he's a rat not a murderer), goes to daycare with other Ravens fans, and watched the whole game last night rooting for the purple ones.

So the question is: is it my duty to take my son to the parade tomorrow to celebrate his team? Is it fraudulent behavior on my part for being there (I don't hate the Ravens like say the Eagles or Redskins)? Does he have to go with a Ravens fan and not me? Should I just let a two year-old fend for himself on the streets of Baltimore?

You see these are the issues you can run into when you start defining behaviors.

AMAZING. your 2 year old is a better fan than you are.

god bless your friend for undercutting the dez bryant jersey. good work on his part.

i see no issue with you taking him to the parade so he can celebrate his home town team's championship. however, you should be forced to wear a cardboard sign that reads "i am a fraudulent sports fan. please throw things at me."


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81

RW81233

The Juggler wrote:

RW81233 wrote:

Juggler what am I supposed to do in this situation? Not that I really care, but just wondering what the fraud genie would say. I know you have stated that my son should root for the Ravens, Orioles, Wizards and C(r)apitols in order to do the whole homefield bullshit. Since I abhor the O's, Zards, and Craps that this was never gonna happen. However, my 2 year-old just got into watching and playing football this Thanksgiving. While he has a Dez Bryant jersey coming his way soon, he was already given a hand-me-down Ray Lewis jersey from a friend. He's been wearing that thing, mimicking Lewis's pre-game shenanigans since he's been watching (insert tired murder joke here since he's a rat not a murderer), goes to daycare with other Ravens fans, and watched the whole game last night rooting for the purple ones.

So the question is: is it my duty to take my son to the parade tomorrow to celebrate his team? Is it fraudulent behavior on my part for being there (I don't hate the Ravens like say the Eagles or Redskins)? Does he have to go with a Ravens fan and not me? Should I just let a two year-old fend for himself on the streets of Baltimore?

You see these are the issues you can run into when you start defining behaviors.

AMAZING. your 2 year old is a better fan than you are.

god bless your friend for undercutting the dez bryant jersey. good work on his part.

i see no issue with you taking him to the parade so he can celebrate his home town team's championship. however, you should be forced to wear a cardboard sign that reads "i am a fraudulent sports fan. please throw things at me."


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I'll wear my pacman jones cowboy jersey...that way we can save on cardboard.

The Juggler

RW81233 wrote:

The Juggler wrote:

RW81233 wrote:

Juggler what am I supposed to do in this situation? Not that I really care, but just wondering what the fraud genie would say. I know you have stated that my son should root for the Ravens, Orioles, Wizards and C(r)apitols in order to do the whole homefield bullshit. Since I abhor the O's, Zards, and Craps that this was never gonna happen. However, my 2 year-old just got into watching and playing football this Thanksgiving. While he has a Dez Bryant jersey coming his way soon, he was already given a hand-me-down Ray Lewis jersey from a friend. He's been wearing that thing, mimicking Lewis's pre-game shenanigans since he's been watching (insert tired murder joke here since he's a rat not a murderer), goes to daycare with other Ravens fans, and watched the whole game last night rooting for the purple ones.

So the question is: is it my duty to take my son to the parade tomorrow to celebrate his team? Is it fraudulent behavior on my part for being there (I don't hate the Ravens like say the Eagles or Redskins)? Does he have to go with a Ravens fan and not me? Should I just let a two year-old fend for himself on the streets of Baltimore?

You see these are the issues you can run into when you start defining behaviors.

AMAZING. your 2 year old is a better fan than you are.

god bless your friend for undercutting the dez bryant jersey. good work on his part.

i see no issue with you taking him to the parade so he can celebrate his home town team's championship. however, you should be forced to wear a cardboard sign that reads "i am a fraudulent sports fan. please throw things at me."


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I'll wear my pacman jones cowboy jersey...that way we can save on cardboard.

okay.

when is the parade? today?

The Juggler

this kind of behavior is frowned upon:

http://deadspin.com/5985487/?utm_campai ... socialflow

81

you might just be a fraud, if you get Chicago Cubs license plates and put Red Sox on them.

The Juggler

81 wrote:

you might just be a fraud, if you get Chicago Cubs license plates and put Red Sox on them.

confirmed.

The Juggler

march madness is here.....

is it considered fraudulent to fill out multiple brackets to hedge one's bet?


i'm uncertain of this one...

81

The Juggler wrote:

march madness is here.....

is it considered fraudulent to fill out multiple brackets to hedge one's bet?


i'm uncertain of this one...

All good in my book

Empty Glass

60 pages in, I'll give my story. Family crossed the pond and set up camp in NW PA. Old man is a huge Rams fan and an Indians fan. (Rams were in nearby Cleveland at the time). I pop out and through my early years all I'd hear is Rams, Rams, Rams.

By the time I found other sports, I went all Philly. I feel I'm ok here, not a sports fraud. I mean, look at my teams.

Rams
Phillies
Flyers
Sixers - not an NBA fan at all, but if asked for a team, it's the Sixers

All my teams suck. I was laid more times at 17 than there are rings in my life time from those four teams.

pjhawks

The Juggler wrote:

march madness is here.....

is it considered fraudulent to fill out multiple brackets to hedge one's bet?


i'm uncertain of this one...

absolutely fraudulent behavior in my eyes. there will be only one champion so you only get one choice for who you think that will be.

let me pick 5-7 teams now and im 99% sure i'll get it right.

The Juggler

Empty Glass wrote:

60 pages in, I'll give my story. Family crossed the pond and set up camp in NW PA. Old man is a huge Rams fan and an Indians fan. (Rams were in nearby Cleveland at the time). I pop out and through my early years all I'd hear is Rams, Rams, Rams.

By the time I found other sports, I went all Philly. I feel I'm ok here, not a sports fraud. I mean, look at my teams.

Rams
Phillies
Flyers
Sixers - not an NBA fan at all, but if asked for a team, it's the Sixers

All my teams suck. I was laid more times at 17 than there are rings in my life time from those four teams.

i never knew the rams were once in cleveland. huh. well you learn something every day. were the browns there around the same time? and, if so, does your dad hate them?