Teabagger Worried His Magic Prayers Made God Kill Sen. Inhof
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Teabagger Worried His Magic Prayers Made God Kill Sen. Inhofe
Jesus. A panicked teabagger called up C-SPAN in tears today, worried that he accidentally killed Republican Sen. Jim Inhofe by praying for Democratic Sen. Robert Byrd to die. This is one of the saddest things ever to appear on C-SPAN.
You might have heard that Republican Senator Tom Coburn urged health care reform opponents on Sunday to pray for 92 year-old Byrd to die so that Democrats would be a vote shy of the 60 needed to break Republicans' filibuster. This is not prayer. It's black magic. And people who believe in magic are, at the risk of generalizing, generally idiots. Like this Teabagger, who attempted to magick Byrd into the grave per Coburn's requests. But he got worried when it was actually his guy, Republican Senator Jim Inhofe, who didn't show up to the vote this morning. Did Byrd have a Democratic Amulet of Protection that caused the magic missile to ricochet off and hit Inhofe instead!?
In between sobs the teabagger tells Republican Senator John Barrasso:
How hard did you pray because I see one of our members was missing this morning. Did it backfire on us? One of our members died? How hard did you pray senator? Did you pray hard enough?
Take a look, it really is magical:
Inhofe wasn't dead, of course. According to Roll Call: Inhofe "was absent to fly his wife home to Oklahoma in advance of the Christmas holiday."
Be sure to click on the link to see the video..
http://gawker.com/5432568/teabagger-wor ... e=true&s=i
Teabagger Worried His Magic Prayers Made God Kill Sen. Inhofe
Jesus. A panicked teabagger called up C-SPAN in tears today, worried that he accidentally killed Republican Sen. Jim Inhofe by praying for Democratic Sen. Robert Byrd to die. This is one of the saddest things ever to appear on C-SPAN.
You might have heard that Republican Senator Tom Coburn urged health care reform opponents on Sunday to pray for 92 year-old Byrd to die so that Democrats would be a vote shy of the 60 needed to break Republicans' filibuster. This is not prayer. It's black magic. And people who believe in magic are, at the risk of generalizing, generally idiots. Like this Teabagger, who attempted to magick Byrd into the grave per Coburn's requests. But he got worried when it was actually his guy, Republican Senator Jim Inhofe, who didn't show up to the vote this morning. Did Byrd have a Democratic Amulet of Protection that caused the magic missile to ricochet off and hit Inhofe instead!?
In between sobs the teabagger tells Republican Senator John Barrasso:
How hard did you pray because I see one of our members was missing this morning. Did it backfire on us? One of our members died? How hard did you pray senator? Did you pray hard enough?
Take a look, it really is magical:
Inhofe wasn't dead, of course. According to Roll Call: Inhofe "was absent to fly his wife home to Oklahoma in advance of the Christmas holiday."
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lol thats funny...inmytree wrote:Happy Holidays...
Be sure to click on the link to see the video..
http://gawker.com/5432568/teabagger-wor ... e=true&s=i
Teabagger Worried His Magic Prayers Made God Kill Sen. Inhofe
Jesus. A panicked teabagger called up C-SPAN in tears today, worried that he accidentally killed Republican Sen. Jim Inhofe by praying for Democratic Sen. Robert Byrd to die. This is one of the saddest things ever to appear on C-SPAN.
You might have heard that Republican Senator Tom Coburn urged health care reform opponents on Sunday to pray for 92 year-old Byrd to die so that Democrats would be a vote shy of the 60 needed to break Republicans' filibuster. This is not prayer. It's black magic. And people who believe in magic are, at the risk of generalizing, generally idiots. Like this Teabagger, who attempted to magick Byrd into the grave per Coburn's requests. But he got worried when it was actually his guy, Republican Senator Jim Inhofe, who didn't show up to the vote this morning. Did Byrd have a Democratic Amulet of Protection that caused the magic missile to ricochet off and hit Inhofe instead!?
In between sobs the teabagger tells Republican Senator John Barrasso:
How hard did you pray because I see one of our members was missing this morning. Did it backfire on us? One of our members died? How hard did you pray senator? Did you pray hard enough?
Take a look, it really is magical:
Inhofe wasn't dead, of course. According to Roll Call: Inhofe "was absent to fly his wife home to Oklahoma in advance of the Christmas holiday."
i thought it was immoral to pray for anyone to die, especially for political gain..."You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry." - Lincoln
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How crass! You guys jump at any opportunity to put down someone that doesn’t have the same political views that you do. How funny could it be that someone passed away? Especially here so close to Christmas. What a selfish way to get a laugh!“We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.” Abraham Lincoln0
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aerial wrote:How crass! You guys jump at any opportunity to put down someone that doesn’t have the same political views that you do. How funny could it be that someone passed away? Especially here so close to Christmas. What a selfish way to get a laugh!
Umm, nobody died. We're laughing at the fact that ... oh forget it. 0 -
Sorry... :oops: I am glad to know you guy's are not as bad as I thought.....qontheboard wrote:aerial wrote:How crass! You guys jump at any opportunity to put down someone that doesn’t have the same political views that you do. How funny could it be that someone passed away? Especially here so close to Christmas. What a selfish way to get a laugh!
Umm, nobody died. We're laughing at the fact that ... oh forget it.“We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.” Abraham Lincoln0 -
aerial wrote:
Sorry... :oops: I am glad to know you guy's are not as bad as I thought.....qontheboard wrote:aerial wrote:How crass! You guys jump at any opportunity to put down someone that doesn’t have the same political views that you do. How funny could it be that someone passed away? Especially here so close to Christmas. What a selfish way to get a laugh!
Umm, nobody died. We're laughing at the fact that ... oh forget it.
perhaps you should not jump to conclusions...perhaps you should read the post, check the link, and watch the video...perhaps you'll understand...
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aerial wrote:How crass! You guys jump at any opportunity to put down someone that doesn’t have the same political views that you do. How funny could it be that someone passed away? Especially here so close to Christmas. What a selfish way to get a laugh!
:?: :?: :?:"You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry." - Lincoln
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...aerial wrote:How crass! You guys jump at any opportunity to put down someone that doesn’t have the same political views that you do. How funny could it be that someone passed away? Especially here so close to Christmas. What a selfish way to get a laugh!
Aren't you the least bit concerned that one of your cohorts is actually PRAYING THAT SOMEONE DIES because of his political affiliation? I find that the most disturbing aspect of this story... that anyone believes God and Jesus kills people because someone else wants them to die.Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
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Apparently God wanted us all to have health insurance.
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That is some funny shit. Such good Christians. 0
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...SuchACharmer wrote:That is some funny shit. Such good Christians.
I know. How about praying that people that cannot afford to go to the doctor... not get sick? Or that insurance company execs find it in their hearts to turn down their million dollar stock option bonuses in favor of lowering premiums to small businesses? Or the good old stand by... peace and love, joy and happiness to all?
WHY pray for someone's death??? If they want that, maybe they should summon the Lord Lucifer to carry out their murderous wishes.Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
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Cosmo wrote:
...aerial wrote:How crass! You guys jump at any opportunity to put down someone that doesn’t have the same political views that you do. How funny could it be that someone passed away? Especially here so close to Christmas. What a selfish way to get a laugh!
Aren't you the least bit concerned that one of your cohorts is actually PRAYING THAT SOMEONE DIES because of his political affiliation? I find that the most disturbing aspect of this story... that anyone believes God and Jesus kills people because someone else wants them to die.
It is concerning but unfortunately I can’t control the crazy's out there...no more than I can control your thoughts which I find a little of the wall also....
But to tell you the truth I can’t really make out all that is being said with everyone talking over each other“We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.” Abraham Lincoln0 -
...aerial wrote:Cosmo wrote:
...aerial wrote:How crass! You guys jump at any opportunity to put down someone that doesn’t have the same political views that you do. How funny could it be that someone passed away? Especially here so close to Christmas. What a selfish way to get a laugh!
Aren't you the least bit concerned that one of your cohorts is actually PRAYING THAT SOMEONE DIES because of his political affiliation? I find that the most disturbing aspect of this story... that anyone believes God and Jesus kills people because someone else wants them to die.
It is concerning but unfortunately I can’t control the crazy's out there...no more than I can control your thoughts which I find a little of the wall also....
But to tell you the truth I can’t really make out all that is being said with everyone talking over each other
Who said anything about controlling other people's toughts? Not me.
And it's okay if you think I'm off the wall with my remarks expressing my feeling that it is not the intent of prayer to kill someone that doesn't fall in line with similar political issues. To each... his own. I just happen to think it is kinda weird and kinda against everything God and Jesus stand for. At least, the way I see God and Jesus.Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
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