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Sleep.With.InnocenceSleep.With.Innocence Posts: 607
edited December 2009 in The Porch
Abigail
so what are you doing?

Chris
Watching basketball actually
a little sleepy.

Abigail
go to sleep then lol

Chris
Nah, I'd rather talk to you. :):)
And listen to my Pearl Jam.

Abigail
right lol

Abigail
i think u would rather listen to pearl jam than talk to me lol

So what do I tell her?
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  • stardust1976stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    Tell her that while conversation with her is riveting, and there is nothing you would rather be doing...you feel the need for some mood music because you love her so much and Pearl Jam so much that you want to combine the two.... :lol:
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    stardust1976 wrote:
    Tell her that while conversation with her is riveting, and there is nothing you would rather be doing...you feel the need for some mood music because you love her so much and Pearl Jam so much that you want to combine the two.... :lol:


    Then film it. :lol:
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  • Gems and RhinestonesGems and Rhinestones Posts: 861
    edited December 2009
    Tell her Pearl Jam gives better ed than she does!
    Post edited by Gems and Rhinestones on
  • Sleep.With.InnocenceSleep.With.Innocence Posts: 607
    It's kind of like that Miller Lite commercial.

    "So if my mom and I wear hanging off a cliff, who would you save?"

    "You honey, of course"

    "What if it was me and the miller lite?"

    "...how highs the cliff?"
  • stardust1976stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    pjfan31 wrote:
    stardust1976 wrote:
    Tell her that while conversation with her is riveting, and there is nothing you would rather be doing...you feel the need for some mood music because you love her so much and Pearl Jam so much that you want to combine the two.... :lol:


    Then film it. :lol:

    someone's been reading another thread too much lol!!!!! :lol:;)
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    stardust1976 wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    stardust1976 wrote:
    Tell her that while conversation with her is riveting, and there is nothing you would rather be doing...you feel the need for some mood music because you love her so much and Pearl Jam so much that you want to combine the two.... :lol:


    Then film it. :lol:

    someone's been reading another thread too much lol!!!!! :lol:;)
    your having a bad influence on me :lol: (remember, young and innocent)
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  • Paul AndrewsPaul Andrews Posts: 2,489
    You could try honesty, listening to Pearl Jam makes it a whole lost easier to zone our rather than listen to your shit???

    Just rememebr to duck :lol:
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Paul Andrews wrote:
    You could try honesty, listening to Pearl Jam makes it a whole lost easier to zone our rather than listen to your shit???

    Just rememebr to duck :lol:

    hahah. Hilarious
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  • stardust1976stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Paul Andrews wrote:
    You could try honesty, listening to Pearl Jam makes it a whole lost easier to zone our rather than listen to your shit???

    Just rememebr to duck :lol:

    hahah. Hilarious

    actually I was gonna say f'n funny....but same same.... :lol:
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  • Paul AndrewsPaul Andrews Posts: 2,489
    stardust1976 wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Paul Andrews wrote:
    You could try honesty, listening to Pearl Jam makes it a whole lost easier to zone our rather than listen to your shit???

    Just rememebr to duck :lol:

    hahah. Hilarious

    actually I was gonna say f'n funny....but same same.... :lol:

    I used to listen to A LOT of 10/Vs as my marriage to the succubus fell apart. PJ really did make it easier than putting up with her shit. RVM was my fave.
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  • satansbedsatansbed Posts: 2,139
    edited December 2009
    Lie!!!!!!!!!! been there done that, learn from my mistake
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  • stardust1976stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    Paul Andrews wrote:

    I used to listen to A LOT of 10/Vs as my marriage to the succubus fell apart. PJ really did make it easier than putting up with her shit. RVM was my fave.

    I TOTALLY get where you are coming from....completely...
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  • Sleep.With.InnocenceSleep.With.Innocence Posts: 607
    Paul Andrews wrote:
    You could try honesty, listening to Pearl Jam makes it a whole lost easier to zone our rather than listen to your shit???

    Just rememebr to duck :lol:


    Lol, thats the kind of stuff that puts people in the dog house for weeks.

    Whomever said "the truth will set you free" didn't take into account the female perspective.
  • i_lov_iti_lov_it Posts: 4,007
    Gems and Rhinestones wrote:
    Tell her Pearl Jam gives better ed than she does!

    PMSL... :lol::lol::lol:
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Just tell her you were thinking of her while doing it..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    pfffttttt.......we know what she really caught you doing!!!!!!!!!!!

    rubberchick.jpg:lol::lol:
  • Sleep.With.InnocenceSleep.With.Innocence Posts: 607
    U R A Crazy Breed wrote:
    pfffttttt.......we know what she really caught you doing!!!!!!!!!!!

    rubberchick.jpg:lol::lol:

    Chocking the Chicken eh?

    Nah, not into abusing farm animals.

    And besides she'd be even more upset with me if she caught me smoking the reffer.
  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    Sleep.With.Innocence wrote:
    U R A Crazy Breed wrote:
    pfffttttt.......we know what she really caught you doing!!!!!!!!!!!

    rubberchick.jpg:lol::lol:

    Chocking the Chicken eh?

    Nah, not into abusing farm animals.

    And besides she'd be even more upset with me if she caught me smoking the reffer.

    dude...not to tell you what to do...but...be a man, grow some balls and put your foot down!! "love me or leave me bitch!"...that's how i'd be! no one fucks with my weed or my Pearl Jam!!!!!!!!!!
  • Yellow BedwetterYellow Bedwetter Posts: 2,832
    Sleep.With.Innocence wrote:
    It's kind of like that Miller Lite commercial.

    "So if my mom and I wear hanging off a cliff, who would you save?"

    "You honey, of course"

    "What if it was me and the miller lite?"

    "...how highs the cliff?"

    i was thinking the exact same thing !!! lol
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Sleep.With.Innocence wrote:
    So what do I tell her?

    that you'll prove her wrong right now if she can get her clothes off by the time you get over there.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Gems and Rhinestones wrote:
    Tell her Pearl Jam gives better ed than she does!
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    U R A Crazy Breed wrote:
    pfffttttt.......we know what she really caught you doing!!!!!!!!!!!

    rubberchick.jpg:lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    tell her that u prefer to think with your up head not the other..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Gems and Rhinestones wrote:
    Tell her Pearl Jam gives better ed than she does!
    ^ Awesome.
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • blondieblue227blondieblue227 Posts: 4,509
    Ok this is OT but this post made me laugh as so this too and I want to share.

    Guys don’t listen 60% of the time. but when my guy babbles a blue streak, it’s ok for him. So I was complaining about that…

    And he said to me
    I have no problem listening to you, so you can stop talking to me now.

    Lmao! I about died laughing!
    *~Pearl Jam will be blasted from speakers until morale improves~*

  • Gems and RhinestonesGems and Rhinestones Posts: 861
    Sleep.With.Innocence wrote:
    Abigail
    so what are you doing?

    Chris
    Watching basketball actually
    a little sleepy.

    Abigail
    go to sleep then lol

    Chris
    Nah, I'd rather talk to you. :):)
    And listen to my Pearl Jam.

    Abigail
    right lol

    Abigail
    i think u would rather listen to pearl jam than talk to me lol

    So what do I tell her?

    Sure buddy sure ;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1XxILVnt1w
  • Paul AndrewsPaul Andrews Posts: 2,489
    Whatever you do OP, don't tell who who/what you're thinking of when you close your eyes - that will be the end of the world as you know it :)

    And for that matter - please don't tell us either ;)
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  • LennonMcCartneyFanaticLennonMcCartneyFanatic Posts: 40
    Gems and Rhinestones wrote:
    Tell her Pearl Jam gives better ed than she does!


    LMAO...Too funny.
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