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This Just Reminds me of Those Jerky High School Girls

kinetickinetic Posts: 148
edited March 2008 in The Porch
Friend: "I've got the best secret!"
You: "What is it?"
Friend: "I can't tell you. Well, I can't tell you YET."
You: "Is is good?"
Friend: "It's AMAZING!!!"
You: "Can you tell me soon?"
Friend: "Sure!"

A few days pass...

You: "Can you tell me YET?"
Soon-to-be-ex-friend: "Not yet."
You: "I'm getting a little tired of this. Either tell me or stop the freaking teasing and secrecy."

Friend: "Oh, it's...."
You: "Oh. I had to wait for THAT?!"
When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
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  • Fu_ManchuFu_Manchu Posts: 422
    I bet you'll be dissappointed no matter what.

    stupid thread
    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
  • erickvazdelerickvazdel Posts: 140
    I hope that's not the ending of this story.

    But that shit happens when you announce that you are going to do an announcement ...
  • kinetickinetic Posts: 148
    a_scratching_voice wrote:
    I bet you'll be dissappointed no matter what.

    stupid thread

    No, I was just being nostalgic. Thanks for being non-judgmental.
    When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
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