Let the Tiger jokes begin

josevolution
josevolution Posts: 32,040
edited December 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both in
danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between the iron or the wood.

Tiger just hates it when he drives and his balls hit a tree.

His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks
like she really went for the driver.

Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released?
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant."

Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you
can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.

Tiger just lost his endorsement with Gillette because now they can't use
his ad in which he says, "This was my closest shave yet."

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She's teaching Phil
Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

What do Tiger and Elin have in common? They both try to club his balls
as hard as possible.

Tiger's confused. Every OTHER time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was
all happy about it.

Usually Tiger makes it onto the fairway, but he's in trouble on this
round because he put one into the bush.

Did you hear about Tiger's last outing? He drove into a tree, then
ended up with a bad lie.

What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger? Looks like it was a
bitching wedge.

Tiger Woods has a lot of nice cars, but now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 350 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below
par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.
jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.
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  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    facepalm2.jpg
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    :lol:
    I love to turn you on
  • i_lov_it
    i_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    The Jeagler wrote:
    Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!

    PMSL..... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,201
    we now see that tiger woods drives very well on the fairway but doesnt fare very well on the driveway

    What is the difference between a Thief and Tiger Woods?
    A thief Snatches Watches. :lol:

    The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    well i just flew in from albuquerque....and BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED! :lol::lol::lol:
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  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Tiger is changing his name to Cheetah Woods.


    8-)

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