What's worse .
josevolution
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A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend
found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was
asleep.
Now you decide what's worse
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was
asleep.
Now you decide what's worse
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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3 isnt too bad... oh here's a pic of me fighting a work colleague. i'm on the right :thumbup:
BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
HTFD-6/27/08
ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
OKC-11/16/13
SEA-12/6/13
TUL-10/8/14
Yeah, I hate when that happens.
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.[/quote]
It all depends on how much money you have
if you have alot of money
1) you can get another girlfriend
2) barring a good prenup, you will lose half your money
3) penis size doesn't matter
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