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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,657
    After falling and bashing my head on a hard floor five days ago the E.R. nurse asked if I was married. My wife had brought me in and I answered, "I'm single, this is my wife, C----." :crazy:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    brianlux wrote:
    After falling and bashing my head on a hard floor five days ago the E.R. nurse asked if I was married. My wife had brought me in and I answered, "I'm single, this is my wife, C----." :crazy:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    just stay away from Eiffel Tower.. :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • megatron
    megatron Posts: 3,420
    conman wrote:
    single and probably always will be :|

    i'm convinced everyone is single by choice. there is always someone that wants to date you or vice versa. we're all just so picky.

    i am single :D
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    megatron wrote:
    conman wrote:
    single and probably always will be :|

    i'm convinced everyone is single by choice. there is always someone that wants to date you or vice versa. we're all just so picky.

    i am single :D
    nahhh no one will have me :(
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    conman wrote:
    megatron wrote:
    conman wrote:
    single and probably always will be :|

    i'm convinced everyone is single by choice. there is always someone that wants to date you or vice versa. we're all just so picky.

    i am single :D
    nahhh no one will have me :(
    hey now..dont say stupid things..all need is not to be shy with woman..cos you are..Dimitris know this shit.. ;)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    hey now..dont say stupid things..all need is not to be shy with woman..cos you are..Dimitris know this shit.. ;)
    it's not that i'm shy, i just don't like to talk :?
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    conman wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    hey now..dont say stupid things..all need is not to be shy with woman..cos you are..Dimitris know this shit.. ;)
    it's not that i'm shy, i just don't like to talk :?

    me too
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    conman wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    hey now..dont say stupid things..all need is not to be shy with woman..cos you are..Dimitris know this shit.. ;)
    it's not that i'm shy, i just don't like to talk :?
    Ladies want to feel safe..you need to express yourself.for learn about you.need to talk..
    maybe if you want someone much,your mouth will not stop :)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    conman wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    hey now..dont say stupid things..all need is not to be shy with woman..cos you are..Dimitris know this shit.. ;)
    it's not that i'm shy, i just don't like to talk :?

    That actually works out perfectly because some ladies LOVE to talk :lol:

    Don't worry conman, you just haven't met the right one yet!
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    conman wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    hey now..dont say stupid things..all need is not to be shy with woman..cos you are..Dimitris know this shit.. ;)
    it's not that i'm shy, i just don't like to talk :?

    That actually works out perfectly because some ladies LOVE to talk :lol:

    Don't worry conman, you just haven't met the right one yet!
    some ladies?? :lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RaHTDNude4&ob=av3e
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • CarolineSays
    CarolineSays Posts: 345
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RaHTDNude4&ob=av3e

    :roll: That one changes husbands more than she changes underwear... :lol:

    Married and very much ALIVE!!! So's hubby. Alive, I mean. (married... d'uh)
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    CarolineSays wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RaHTDNude4&ob=av3e

    :roll: That one changes husbands more than she changes underwear... :lol:

    Married and very much ALIVE!!! So's hubby. Alive, I mean. (married... d'uh)
    ILL PRAY FOR YOU.. :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    I wouldn't want to bring home to meet the parents some of the 'ladies' I see.
    No class at all, just trash.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • Carey
    Carey Posts: 2,361
    Spending an assload of money to not be married anymore.
    Won't be doing THAT again....
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • Rani
    Rani Posts: 434
    Carey wrote:
    Spending an assload of money to not be married anymore.
    Won't be doing THAT again....

    been there, done that. :evil:
  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    Carey wrote:
    Spending an assload of money to not be married anymore.
    Won't be doing THAT again....
    I'm there. It royally sucks ass.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    I am the most eligible bachelor on this forum.


    actually....
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    single
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

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