Favorite EV Quotes?
Favorite EV quotes that are NOT from songs?
Here are just a few of my favorites, mostly funny:
"If you love someone, set them free...if someone loves you, don't fuck up"
"Fuck this fuckin' chocolate factory!" (In Hershey, PA
)
"You can't save someone from drowning if you're treading water yourself"
"There is this thing called a curfew and sometimes the fine can be a lot of money... but we talked about it in the back... and the reason I am able to come out here and take my time is because Mike McCready agreed to pay the fine tonight"
"Every time I see the Spice Girls, it makes me want to try to fly by climbing my roof and strapping bricks to my shoes"
Here are just a few of my favorites, mostly funny:
"If you love someone, set them free...if someone loves you, don't fuck up"
"Fuck this fuckin' chocolate factory!" (In Hershey, PA


"You can't save someone from drowning if you're treading water yourself"
"There is this thing called a curfew and sometimes the fine can be a lot of money... but we talked about it in the back... and the reason I am able to come out here and take my time is because Mike McCready agreed to pay the fine tonight"
"Every time I see the Spice Girls, it makes me want to try to fly by climbing my roof and strapping bricks to my shoes"
"Sometimes you find yourself having to put all your faith in no faith."
~not a dude~
2010: MSGx2
2012: Made In America
2013: Pittsburgh, Brooklynx2, Hartford, Baltimore
2014: Leeds, Milton Keynes, Detroit
2015: Global Citizen Festival
2016: Phillyx2, MSGx2, Fenwayx2
2018: Barcelona, Wrigleyx2
~not a dude~
2010: MSGx2
2012: Made In America
2013: Pittsburgh, Brooklynx2, Hartford, Baltimore
2014: Leeds, Milton Keynes, Detroit
2015: Global Citizen Festival
2016: Phillyx2, MSGx2, Fenwayx2
2018: Barcelona, Wrigleyx2
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9/29/04 Boston, 6/28/08 Mansfield, 8/23/09 Chicago, 5/15/10 Hartford
5/17/10 Boston, 10/15/13 Worcester, 10/16/13 Worcester, 10/25/13 Hartford
8/5/16 Fenway, 8/7/16 Fenway
EV Solo: 6/16/11 Boston, 6/18/11 Hartford,
Always thought that remark was great!
He then says:
It says 'NW'. Do you know what that stands for? North West maybe? Nit wit. Nobby weeny, new world order. NO world order. Noisy war, needless war. Nobody wins, no more warring please. Nifty wig. Nasty wife. Nixon's widow. Nipple wrench, now whistle. Nine wives. Night wanker, oh that'd be ranger. Naughty white boy needs a whipping. Numbskull macho meathead security personnel rumping up kids, young men and women, throwing them out for no reason, when ultimately it's the fans who are paying the security guards' salaries! Right?" These guys have been good. These are all new guys. We're talking about last night, we got the guys from last night the fuck out of here. As long as I have the whole country listening I might as well say that they said, 'What are you talking about problems us beating kids up? That's our usual policy. We're the best security bunch in the country and in all of Australia.' Now we had just been to Perth, Adelaide, Sydney with 32 thousand fucking people. So we were the wrong people to tell. We saw first hand... anyway that one didn't really work, there wasn't a 'w' in it, it's just numbskull. But back to this, the next one is never whine. Nilla wafer, needle wound, the damage done, ninja warrior, no whites, Nancy Wilson, Nick Wagner, niggers with additude, nose worthy, noble women.. no worries....
The band then LAUNCH INTO PORCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amazing
Ahh ... that felt good!"
Mansfield, MA - September 16, 1998
"I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
He was talking about parents and he said that his parents would always tell him something and then say
"....and you will always be my son."
Eddie then says
"Mom Im not a kid anymore have you seen the size of my fucking bank account, will you give me some respect?"
Crowd just erupts in laughter. Eddie then says
"Not only that but have you seen the size of eh..." *Looks down
Crowd just bursts in applause and laughter. Eddie then says
"I was talking about the guitar I dont know what you guys are thinking" *looks down, realizes hes holding a ukulele* "Oh wait, Im holding the smallest guitar! George, I need the biggest guitar back there! Get me the 12 string!"
Also on that night, before a song some people started chanting Ukulele. Eddie then says
"Its nice to see some people recognize the Ukulele out there."
Crowd slight applause, Eddie then interupts
"Except.... this is a mandolin, you uncultured bastard!!"
"Me knowing the truth, I can not concur."
1996: Toronto - 1998: Chicago, Montreal, Barrie - 2000: Montreal, Toronto - 2002: Seattle X2 (Key Arena) - 2003: Cleveland, Buffalo, Toronto, Montreal, Seattle (Benaroya Hall) - 2004: Reading, Toledo, Grand Rapids - 2005: Kitchener, London, Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto, Quebec City - 2006: Toronto X2, Albany, Hartford, Grand Rapids, Cleveland - 2007: Chicago (Vic Theatre) - 2008: NYC X2, Hartford, Mansfield X2 - 2009: Toronto, Chicago X2, Seattle X2, Philadelphia X4 - 2010: Columbus, Noblesville, Cleveland, Buffalo, Hartford - 2011: Montreal, Toronto X2, Ottawa, Hamilton - 2012: Missoula - 2013: London, Chicago, Buffalo, Hartford - 2014: Detroit, Moline - 2015: NYC (Global Citizen Festival) - 2016: Greenville, Toronto X2, Chicago 1 - 2017: Brooklyn (RRHOF Induction) - 2018: Chicago 1, Boston 1 - 2022: Fresno, Ottawa, Hamilton, Toronto, NYC, Camden - 2023: St. Paul X2, Austin X2 - 2024: Vancouver X2, Portland, Sacramento, Missoula, Noblesville, Philadelphia X2, Baltimore - 2025: Hollywood X2, Atlanta 2, Nashville X2, Pittsburgh X2
S/T promo video
Antwerpen, Belgium, 2006-08-30
Eddie: Dublin & London