Commercials That Make You Want To Kill Somebody

Ledbetterman10
Ledbetterman10 Posts: 17,005
edited November 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
I want the freecreditreport.com guy dead. I hate him more than I've ever hated anything in the world. THE FIRST COMMERCIAL WASN'T THAT BAD. It really wasn't. You know the one where they're in their pirate uniforms in the restaurant? Sure it was kinda lame, but it''s nothing to get worked up about.......

But EVERY subsequent commercial after that first one have been total abominations to MUSIC....just raping your eardrums for 30 seconds. My god....there's one where he's riding a bike and he actually spells out the entire word: "F to the R to the E to the E to C to the R............" I want him dead. Not the bassist. Not the drummer. Not the old lady. I want the dude up front. I want to slice him up at the renaissance fair, then I want to run him over with his crappy blue car, and finally I want to take him to the top of the credit rollarcoaster, throw him off, and watch him fall.

And don't even get me started on Jimmy Football.
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  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    Creepy Wall Street douchebag baby.
    He's one of those fucking hedge fund, bail-out getting assholes that needs to be drop kicked into the lake.
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  • TheLostSoul
    TheLostSoul Posts: 773
    hi. this is vince with slapchop!
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    i don't know if i want to kill him but this guy


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    creeps me out
  • loveboatcaptian
    loveboatcaptian Posts: 138
    Have to say "all you need is love" commercial with the chick with the afro. @:)
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  • mookeywrench
    mookeywrench Posts: 6,081
    This guy has always creeped me out.

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  • gabers
    gabers Posts: 2,787
    First instinct is the commercials for the Snuggie but I think they were really going for camp because they're just too awful to imagine otherwise.
  • OffHeGoes29
    OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    Anything with Bob's Discount Furniture drives me crazy :evil:
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  • marcos
    marcos Posts: 2,112
    loveboatcaptian wrote:
    Have to say "all you need is love" commercial with the chick with the afro. @:)

    I couldn't agree more with you. That is such a horrible version of a beautiful song. I change the channel every time it comes on. It reminds of stink-182 and all those other wanna-be bands.
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    "I didn't really care if I'm larger."

    [He uses ExtenZe.]

    "And that increase in size? Well, that was kind of fun, too."

    Ew. Ew.
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    This one's right up my alley. However, I wouldn't say I could be moved to homicide over them. Here goes...

    Newest mind controlling iPod commercials using uber skinny, cool, hip funky people dancing to some generic garage/underground/punk-pop noise

    Miller Lite commercials where pin headed boyfriend chooses a 12oz bottle of beer found within a mile of any given location in the country over his way too hot and completely out of his league girlfriend.

    Any Jared, Kay, Robbins Brothers' or David's Jewelers commercials subliminally (sp?) telling every woman that she absolutely needs, and if in turn does not get, a huge diamond ring her relationship is sub par and inferior to those around her.

    Oh, shit. Hold on. Also, the Verizon Wireless radio commercial featuring the witless white guy trying to force the streetwise black guy to smell his new phone. In what alternate dimension are these guys friends?
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,571
    That commercial with the pot hole that talks like a valley girl chick, and it doesn't MAKE A FUCKING LICK OF SENSE. Why does it talk like that? What THE FUCK is the point?!

    Oh, and FINALLYFAST.COM

    IT'S FINALLY FAST! FINALLYFAST.COM!

    AHHHHHHH!!!!!
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Cosmo wrote:
    Creepy Wall Street douchebag baby.
    He's one of those fucking hedge fund, bail-out getting assholes that needs to be drop kicked into the lake.
    YES! Why do people think that kid is funny? I want to slap him. :evil:
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    really all adverts drive me mental but especially any feminine hygiene product advert. theres one here atm involving a beaver being a girls best friend and quite frankly i find it offensive.
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  • rearviewmiror
    rearviewmiror Posts: 894
    So many good ones listed here. then there's that ladies razor product where the girl walks by plants. And they all magically trim! It was hilarious the 1st time, but since then it just grosses me out.

    The lawyer commercials. Marks and Harrison or Joe Bornstein. The same commercial with a different lawyer plugged into the soundbite. I hate them!

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  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    "There's an APP for that" ARRRRRGGGH !!!!


    I hope they invent an app that will clean up the guy who made these commercials blood after I beat him
    with his iphone !!!
    Peace, Love.

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  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    Oh yeah, I forgot that Pizza Hut commercial where Jim Breuer yells " JACKPOT " over and over.

    I want to punch him in the throat everytime i see that !!!!
    Peace, Love.

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    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
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  • theboxerorthebag
    theboxerorthebag Posts: 1,774
    Hate the Levis commercial with the Walt Whitman poem, Pioneers Oh Pioneers. What in the world?!
  • BinFrog
    BinFrog MA Posts: 7,314
    loveboatcaptian wrote:
    Have to say "all you need is love" commercial with the chick with the afro. @:)

    yup.

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  • BinFrog
    BinFrog MA Posts: 7,314
    "When I think of quality, I think of Wrangler. Always have."

    Really? That's the first thing that comes to mind?
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • BinFrog
    BinFrog MA Posts: 7,314
    Any radio commercial that feels the need to repeat the phone number over and over again at the end.
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"

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