random thoughts for the day
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just got this list in an email...priceless!
Random Thoughts for the Day:
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood
8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
9. Bad decisions make good stories.
10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes - to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
13. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this thing I have-- ever.
14. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run
away?
15. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
17. When my son was about 4-years old he asked me in the car "What would happen if you ran over a ninja?" I had no idea how the hell do you respond to that?
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with a Kay jewelry product
feel free to add on...
Random Thoughts for the Day:
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood
8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
9. Bad decisions make good stories.
10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes - to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
13. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this thing I have-- ever.
14. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run
away?
15. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
17. When my son was about 4-years old he asked me in the car "What would happen if you ran over a ninja?" I had no idea how the hell do you respond to that?
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with a Kay jewelry product
feel free to add on...
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21. Can someone explain to me why people with full-time jobs working 40 hours a week get benefits and health insurance, but people who work 60-70 hours a week with two part-time jobs DON'T???
And in response to #16, I have a few contacts in my phone called "DONT ANSWER." I have no idea whose numbers these are or when I entered them, but I trust my drunken first impressions of people. Glad I'm not the only one who does this.
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excellent addtions!
the orgiginal list - and your extras - really made me laugh!
(tho yours about health benefits...just made me :evil: ....but yea, this thread is in the spirit of
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
RE 9. good stories sometimes result from bad decisions. maybe?
outside of truly horrendous things....cmon now, you BET bad decisions make great stories. almost all of the best dating stories are about bad decisions, same with funny work stories, etc, etc. people putting their foot in their mouths aka bad decisions....almost always become great stories.
as to the computer.....yea! :shock: hahaha.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
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