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Kenny the Koala

Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
edited November 2009 in The Porch
Today, Kenny the Koala begins his epic journey around Australia and New Zealand in the hope of not only experiencing some epic shows, but also meeting as many Pearl Jam fans as possible.
Follow Kenny's exploits here - http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=ho ... 290?ref=ts

A combination of beer, eucalyptus leaves, Pearl Jam, and more beer, sure will make for some 'interesting' times.

Remember, if you see Kenny and his idiot handler at the shows, or outside of the shows for that matter, stop, say hello, and get your photo taken with this little champion marsupial :)


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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Couldn't open that
    the news this am said your Koala bears are becoming endangered ???? They sure are sweet looking little things-
    the news also implied they really don't like people and try hard to avoid them.
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    pandora wrote:
    Couldn't open that
    the news this am said your Koala bears are becoming endangered ???? They sure are sweet looking little things-
    the news also implied they really don't like people and try hard to avoid them.

    Kenny has adapted to human society and is thriving on large daily intakes of beer. He's a very sociable drunk. :)

    EDIT: If the link isn't working for people then search for 'Kenny the Koala on tour" on Facebook
  • NossieNossie Posts: 1,039
    Well Master Kenny, i prefer spirits to beer, so let me update your education in Radelaide... I'm sure you'll end up a totally different type of stuffed animal after this tour!!! :lol:
    When you're curious, you find lots of interesting things to do...


    Pearl Jam - Adelaide: 1995, 1998, 2003, 2006, 2009, 2014
    Eddie Vedder Solo - Adelaide: 27th & 28th March 2011, Melbourne 16th 2014
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    do not forget Kenny's mate Kev who is also coming along for most of the tour
    16331_204447350728_744070728_4359973_2381990_n.jpg
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    vedder_soup wrote:
    do not forget Kenny's mate Kev who is also coming along for most of the tour
    16331_204447350728_744070728_4359973_2381990_n.jpg

    How could i forget Kenny's crazy little mate Kev? Kev will be joining Kenny from Melbourne until the end of the tour :)
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    hehe Go Kenny GO!
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    Wish I was over there to meet Kenny...

    What's Kenny's 10c #? I bet he would score monster seats if the shows were seated...
    Bern - September 13, 2006
    Berlin - August 15, 2009
    Lisbon - July 10, 2010
    Berlin - June 26, 2014
    Zurich - June 23, 2022

    http://www.last.fm/user/Kloddz
  • KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    vedder_soup wrote:
    do not forget Kenny's mate Kev who is also coming along for most of the tour
    16331_204447350728_744070728_4359973_2381990_n.jpg

    How could i forget Kenny's crazy little mate Kev? Kev will be joining Kenny from Melbourne until the end of the tour :)
    Kev looks like he might have a drinking problem... Not to preach, but his guardian might wanna look into it. :lol:
    Bern - September 13, 2006
    Berlin - August 15, 2009
    Lisbon - July 10, 2010
    Berlin - June 26, 2014
    Zurich - June 23, 2022

    http://www.last.fm/user/Kloddz
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    you gotta watch Kev though, he'll fuck the top of your stubby when you ain't looking.


    nothing worse the koala kum all in your beer. taste like gum leaves.




















    so i've heard :problem:
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I think Kenny and Kev's handlers need to take a photography lesson or two......bluuuuurrrrry!

    Kenny's sleeping in my bed in NZ......I can't wait......horny little koala he is......so I've heard from OzJammer.
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    blame Kev's mobile phone!
    Kev has a big drinking problem. it seems that he will be locked up on tour.
    if last nights pre tour beers were anything to go by, kev will need a liver replacement
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    I saw Kenny in Adelaide.
    He was sitting on the barrier getting pictures taken.
    I feel honoured.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,364
    I hope Kenny is still disease free?... :)
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    aus_suz wrote:
    I hope Kenny is still disease free?... :)
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    aus_suz wrote:
    I hope Kenny is still disease free?... :)

    he will be till he meets up with Kev tonight :lol:
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I think Kenny and Kev's handlers need to take a photography lesson or two......bluuuuurrrrry!

    Kenny's sleeping in my bed in NZ......I can't wait......horny little koala he is......so I've heard from OzJammer.

    Yeah he made it to a strip joint the other night 8-):o
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    DonJon wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I think Kenny and Kev's handlers need to take a photography lesson or two......bluuuuurrrrry!

    Kenny's sleeping in my bed in NZ......I can't wait......horny little koala he is......so I've heard from OzJammer.

    Yeah he made it to a strip joint the other night 8-):o

    Ohhhhhhh I wanted to go to a strip joint!! Don't do all the fun stuff without me!! :x Save some good stuff for Syd, Bris, Auck and Chch!! :mrgreen:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • invest-it-allinvest-it-all Posts: 222
    vedder_soup wrote:
    do not forget Kenny's mate Kev who is also coming along for most of the tour
    16331_204447350728_744070728_4359973_2381990_n.jpg


    Kev definitely has the right idea here lol
  • i_lov_iti_lov_it Posts: 4,007
    Nah no Kenny this way lol
  • NossieNossie Posts: 1,039
    So i happened to bump into Kenny during his stay in Adelaide... he was inebriated after too many Coopers, and tried to steal my car (notice Robs arm trying to pry him off the steering wheel - he's damned strong for a stuffed toy!!!). He also consistently tried to get it on with Wozza's arm, because of his PJ tatt... randy little Koala...

    To see the pics, head to:

    http://s133.photobucket.com/albums/q55/ ... ur%202009/

    (you'll also find a couple of pics that i've uploaded so far, from the Radelaide concert - more to come, when i get around to it! :lol:)
    When you're curious, you find lots of interesting things to do...


    Pearl Jam - Adelaide: 1995, 1998, 2003, 2006, 2009, 2014
    Eddie Vedder Solo - Adelaide: 27th & 28th March 2011, Melbourne 16th 2014
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    that homeless guy sure seems to get around.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • NossieNossie Posts: 1,039
    he seemed to think he was some kind of celebrity too... everyone had to buy rounds of drinks, but not Kenny... NOOOOOO....
    When you're curious, you find lots of interesting things to do...


    Pearl Jam - Adelaide: 1995, 1998, 2003, 2006, 2009, 2014
    Eddie Vedder Solo - Adelaide: 27th & 28th March 2011, Melbourne 16th 2014
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Nossie wrote:
    he seemed to think he was some kind of celebrity too... everyone had to buy rounds of drinks, but not Kenny... NOOOOOO....


    i don't imagine Kenny would have any money. buy the look of his handler i would think they both sleep in a gum tree and have no jorbs.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • NossieNossie Posts: 1,039
    His handler probably doesn't get the chance to even see the money, let alone save anything. Kenny is out there spending it all on porn, beer and smokes... poor Rob... :lol:
    When you're curious, you find lots of interesting things to do...


    Pearl Jam - Adelaide: 1995, 1998, 2003, 2006, 2009, 2014
    Eddie Vedder Solo - Adelaide: 27th & 28th March 2011, Melbourne 16th 2014
  • E.KE.K Posts: 7,709
    I touched Kenny last Wednesday night ... :)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014

  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Kenny has a girlfriend???
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Kenny has a girlfriend???

    not just one :shock: :o :shock:
    Kenny is a whore :shock: :lol:
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    vedder_soup wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Kenny has a girlfriend???

    not just one :shock: :o :shock:
    Kenny is a whore :shock: :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    vedder_soup wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Kenny has a girlfriend???

    not just one :shock: :o :shock:
    Kenny is a whore :shock: :lol:


    why quote something but not make a comment?


    i licked kenny's back.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • BALLBOYBALLBOY Posts: 1,030
    Kloddz wrote:
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    vedder_soup wrote:
    do not forget Kenny's mate Kev who is also coming along for most of the tour
    16331_204447350728_744070728_4359973_2381990_n.jpg

    How could i forget Kenny's crazy little mate Kev? Kev will be joining Kenny from Melbourne until the end of the tour :)
    Kev looks like he might have a drinking problem... Not to preach, but his guardian might wanna look into it. :lol:
    He sure does have a problem, he is drinking VB. The worst beer in the world, he should be having a Tooheys New! How was his headache after drinking that rubbish. VB=Very Bad.
    Eastern Creek 95,Syd 1 98,Bris 2 98, Syd 1&2 03, Reading Fest 06, Bris 1 06, London 09, Hyde Park 10, Gold Coast BDO 14 Budapest 22 Krakow 22 Amsterdam 22 St Paul 1&2 23 Chicago 1&2 23 Chicago 1&2 24 New York 1 24 Philly 1&2 24 Boston 1&2 24 Gold Coast 24 Melbourne 1 24 Sydney 1&2 24
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