If you had to create the WORST band ever...

Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
edited November 2009 in Other Music
Chad Kroeger - lead vocal / guitar
Benji Madden - guitar
Joel Madden - guitar / vocals
__________ bass?
__________ drums?
Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
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  • Bono-vox
    The edge-GUITar
    and those other two wankers
  • KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    There has to be a way to fit Scott Stapp in there somewhere... And someone whose last name is "Jonas".
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  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Daniel Johnston - Vocals
    Yngwie Malmsteen - Guitar
    Mike Kroeger - Bass
    Greg Upchurch - Drums
    NERDS!
  • Lost_ClayLost_Clay Posts: 1,085
    guitar - c.c. the poison guy
    bass - ac dc guy
    vocals - dio
    & the drummer from def lep
    "ah fuck it get in trouble"

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  • CraneCrane Posts: 192
    Gary Lightbody (Snow Patrol) - He doesn't hit any hard notes and yet cannot sing live AT ALL
    Dave Navarro - Fairly obvious reasons
    Patrick Wilson (Weezer) - Adds nothing to the songs, not a terrible drummer just unremarkable
    Adam Calyton (U2) - Same as above
    "The mind is a wonderfull thing to be altered"

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  • Vocals - Justin out of The Darkness
    Drums - Meg White
    Guitars - Malmsteen or Satriani (imagine the solos *shudder*)
    Bass - That guy from AC/DC (probably)
    It's gonna be a glorious day...
  • Singer...........Chris Daughtry
    Guitar...........Wes Borland
    BAss..............Pete Wentz
    Drums............Meg White
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  • -Buru--Buru- Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 1,292
    brett0400 wrote:
    Bono-vox
    The edge-GUITar
    and those other two wankers

    this post is very funny. Even if you happen to like U2...
    :lol:
    I am just a dreamer, but you are just a dream...
    If I knew where it was I would take you there.

  • not really.
    -Buru- wrote:
    brett0400 wrote:
    Bono-vox
    The edge-GUITar
    and those other two wankers

    this post is very funny. Even if you happen to like U2...
    :lol:
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,631
    Start with Jim Morrison on vocals. :shock:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    imalive wrote:
    Start with Jim Morrison on vocals. :shock:
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    ( = "To each their own, I guess.")
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    edited November 2009
    imalive wrote:
    Start with Jim Morrison on vocals. :shock:
    glorified lounge singer? - yes
    part of the worst band ever? - probably not

    already some good ideas said... something with american idol, jonas bros, and nickleback

    the satriani / malmsteen haters are just jealous they cant melt faces... god knows satch is the only redeeming factor in chickenfoot (which could otherwise be my dream worst band ever)
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Lost_Clay wrote:
    guitar - c.c. the poison guy
    bass - ac dc guy
    vocals - dio
    & the drummer from def lep

    Dio? That is proposterous!

    That guy IS metal!
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  • mrwalkerbmrwalkerb Posts: 1,015
    didn't they already do this with Motley Crue? I can't imagine anything about any band I hate more than what they have going, I mean sure Linkin Park should be represented somehow but I mean why mess with the opposite of perfection?
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    imalive wrote:
    Start with Jim Morrison on vocals. :shock:
    glorified lounge singer? - yes
    part of the worst band ever? - probably not

    already some good ideas said... something with american idol, jonas bros, and nickleback

    the satriani / malmsteen haters are just jealous that cant melt faces... god knows satch is the only redeeming factor in chickenfoot (which could otherwise be my dream worst band ever)

    Agreed. Satch lays it down, and in an un-overwhelming way. My friend and I are constantly making fun of Sammy Hagar...he's not terrible, but he's not great....but he sure is easy to make fun of.
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  • drew0drew0 Posts: 943
    Whatever Nickelback's lineup is.
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Yoko Ono - Lead vocals
    Celine Dion - Air guitar, backing vocals
    Alanis Morrisette - Lead Guitar
    Danny Bonoduce - Bass
    Kevin from 'the Office' - Drums
    Keyboard Cat - Keyboards
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  • Scott Stapp - Lead vocals
    Chad Kroegar - Lead guitar/backing vocals
    Pete Wentz - Bass
    Lars Ulrich - Drums

    I very nearly chose the female drummer from Glas Vegas who's so rubbish she stands up when she plays - I think the peddles confuse her. However Lars Ulrich is more of a wanker, I should also note that in this band he insists on playing his pots and pans drum kit as used on the St.Anger album.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Lars Ulrich - Drums

    Good call, he definitely has some douche quality.
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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    edited November 2009
    brett0400 wrote:
    Bono-vox
    The edge-GUITar
    and those other two wankers

    oh look another ignorant U2 hater.

    Vocals: any horrible metal screamo singer
    backing vocals: the guy from MCR
    guitar: guitarist for nickelback
    bass: ? Probably one from fallout boy or any others that only use picks
    drums: Meg white

    OR

    just add Timbaland to any band.
    Post edited by 12345AGNST1 on
    5/28/06, 6/27/08, 10/28/09, 5/18/10, 5/21/10
    8/7/08, 6/9/09
  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    Cosmo wrote:
    Yoko Ono - Lead vocals
    Celine Dion - Air guitar, backing vocals
    Alanis Morrisette - Lead Guitar
    Danny Bonoduce - Bass
    Kevin from 'the Office' - Drums
    Keyboard Cat - Keyboards


    And we have a winner!
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  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    Cosmo wrote:
    Keyboard Cat - Keyboards

    :lol:

    But seriously... Keyboard Cat is wayyyyy more talented than the rest of those guys.
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,209
    Vocals....Eddie Vedder...PJ
    Drums....Neal Peart....Rush
    Guitar......Joe Satriani
    Guitar.......Dave Mustaine....Megadeth
    Bass.........Steve Harris......Iron Maiden
    Keyboards....Tony Banks.....Genesis




    Peace
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  • vmfuryvmfury Posts: 1,091
    They already exist...they go by the name Green Day.
    We’ll meet again, but not yet…not yet. 
  • brett0400 wrote:
    Bono-vox
    The edge-GUITar
    and those other two wankers

    oh look another ignorant U2 hater.

    not ignorant just have some taste
    why dont ya climb up bonos arse
  • KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    Cosmo wrote:
    Celine Dion - Air guitar, backing vocals
    :lol:
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  • KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    edited November 2009
    g under p wrote:
    Vocals....Eddie Vedder...PJ
    Does that warrant a ban? MODS!!! :mrgreen:
    Post edited by Kloddz on
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  • g under p wrote:
    Vocals....Eddie Vedder...PJ
    Drums....Neal Peart....Rush
    Guitar......Joe Satriani
    Guitar.......Dave Mustaine....Megadeth
    Bass.........Steve Harris......Iron Maiden
    Keyboards....Tony Banks.....Genesis




    Peace

    The Worst?
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    imalive wrote:
    Start with Jim Morrison on vocals. :shock:

    You take that back! :shock:
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    How did I forget, yeah the dudes from Motley Crue.
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