funniest court room talk I ever witnessed...
Heatherj43
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I had to go to court this morning, for someone else, long story, but while we were waiting our turn, a girl was called up and the female judge laughed and said, 'oh my favorite attendee today". The girl had a Hannah Montana wig on and was in there for prostitution. Her dad was with her. As the story was being told, I guess she advertises on the internet for bondage and sadomachism, whatever. Well, the D.A. was embarassed to say what occured and was slurring over it all. The judge had to ask him 3 times to talk slower and more clear. Finally, the judge says, "Well what it is says here is that "the officer asked what you do and you said you can twist his balls in a knot and put them in a cock holder and then you proceeded to masterbate".
I cracked up and had to leave.
Oh, there was also a 17 year old in there for a crime spree that included murder and all the local TV stations and radio were there.
I don't know if this was one of those, "you had to be there" moments, but it was hilarious!
I cracked up and had to leave.
Oh, there was also a 17 year old in there for a crime spree that included murder and all the local TV stations and radio were there.
I don't know if this was one of those, "you had to be there" moments, but it was hilarious!
Save room for dessert!
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Either way it is hilarious!!!
EDIT: Just reread it, looks like the D.A. was male, how about the Judge?
Maybe the D.A. was embarrassed because he wished someone would do that to him........... :twisted: :twisted:
That type of language went on and on for about 1/2 hour. The judge talked about how the cop wrote in his warrant what type of dildos and whips she pulled out of a bag and what she offered to do with them. The part I wrote was the funniest, but not the only part of words that were used by the judge. She even asked the D.A. what certain words in the ad meant and the D.A. got it wrong and the girl spoke up and told them all. Everyone laughed and the judge said something like, "well, you should know. your'e the expert".
Her dad was sitting behind me. I couldn't stop giggling and was embarrassed for him.
Oh and they realized she had a warrant in another city, so arrested her on that, she was out on bail for this prostitution charge, and she had to take off her wig to get arrested.