Philly Pee Pee

So, about a week or two before the shows, someone posted a request that all the dudes in Philly refrain from pissing on the floor and to go to the bathroom like civilized PJers....I made a few comments about how crazy that was and that I didnt quit understand if the OP got literally peed on - like someone behind him stood up and peed right on him or what???
Sooooooo....fast forward to Saturday night....anyone that was there knows that the entire complex was soaked from all the rain that was carried in and all the beer (and pee I guess) that was spilled...it was so wet in the hall ways that I was running fast and sliding about fifteen feet on my feet......anyway....drank some beers in the parking lot, got in, had to peeeeeee sooooo bad....made it through four songs and ran out...took a long time at the Spectrum to complete this because the stalls are underground and tiny...(and girls highjacked the men's stalls) ...came back with my buddy with two beers each, placed a beer on the ground and I heard this sprinkling......I was wearing shorts and I felt some splattering, so I turn around and this dude is sitting/kneeling, peeing down the seat....he stopped right away and just stood looking over me.....I tapped his chest and he wouldnt look at me....I was puzzled by this attempt to ignore me...so I did it again...he still just stood there looking over me....I actually thought it was really funny because of my previous postings and kinda amused that this guy looked like he took ecstasy and heroin at the same time, so I finally got his attention and I just said, "BRO...next time you gotta pee, just fucking tell me so I can get out of the way....."
People were spilling beers all over, so, as gross as it seems on paper, I truly didnt give a fuck......and it gave me permission to pee 3 times in my beer cups and set it under my seat. Had 6 beers in my seat and never left once......middle of the row...what can you do....(dont worry too much...they had lids and I threw them away....)
Sooooooo....fast forward to Saturday night....anyone that was there knows that the entire complex was soaked from all the rain that was carried in and all the beer (and pee I guess) that was spilled...it was so wet in the hall ways that I was running fast and sliding about fifteen feet on my feet......anyway....drank some beers in the parking lot, got in, had to peeeeeee sooooo bad....made it through four songs and ran out...took a long time at the Spectrum to complete this because the stalls are underground and tiny...(and girls highjacked the men's stalls) ...came back with my buddy with two beers each, placed a beer on the ground and I heard this sprinkling......I was wearing shorts and I felt some splattering, so I turn around and this dude is sitting/kneeling, peeing down the seat....he stopped right away and just stood looking over me.....I tapped his chest and he wouldnt look at me....I was puzzled by this attempt to ignore me...so I did it again...he still just stood there looking over me....I actually thought it was really funny because of my previous postings and kinda amused that this guy looked like he took ecstasy and heroin at the same time, so I finally got his attention and I just said, "BRO...next time you gotta pee, just fucking tell me so I can get out of the way....."
People were spilling beers all over, so, as gross as it seems on paper, I truly didnt give a fuck......and it gave me permission to pee 3 times in my beer cups and set it under my seat. Had 6 beers in my seat and never left once......middle of the row...what can you do....(dont worry too much...they had lids and I threw them away....)
Formally known as Tackalac before being formally known as Vedderwt,,,,....release my old name and posts....
I saw a wino eating grapes, I said, "Dude, you have to wait"
I saw a wino eating grapes, I said, "Dude, you have to wait"
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I hyped it up....I think I had four total....and over a nearly four hour show....Im 6'2" 190, so I didnt really even feel it...I can ingest drugs and beer like a horse. Good and Bad in many ways.....I will say, that since my flask "binos" (has two eight ounce flask and looks like a set of binoculars) went missing, I havent even tried to bring in hard alcohol.... I honestly mostly prefer seeing shows dead sober.....or with fun pills....fuck, this could go on forever.....each time is different, each show is different, so "well what have you got"
I saw a wino eating grapes, I said, "Dude, you have to wait"
Now I'm thinking the fluid wasn't beer!
Bravo sir.
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did you see the bathroom location? in the bowls of hell lol seemed like one bathroom and it was no where near anything unless you were in that section
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oh no, i got walked out by some strong armed lady
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I'm going to print that quote and paste it on my fridge so I don't overeat during the upcoming holiday season.
Sorry - apparently it was much lower than we thought possible!
good god...
you know there's some drunk a-hole going from seat to seat scamming on the beer left in the cupholders!
mmmm beer.....wtf!?