Post show munchies - McDonalds late night menu - WTF

jrnyc

So on the way home last night from the show , I get the munchies. I see a McDonalds sign on the highway, so pull over, gettting psyched to finish the night with a hamburger and some fries. Get to the window :

Me - Can I have a a hamburger and small fries please.

Attendant - says something somewhat inaudible about a late night menu, but i cant really understand him.

Me - Can I have a a hamburger and small fries please.

Attendant - You must order off the late night menu.

Me - Wondering what the heck the late night menu is , I say "This is McDonalds , right ?"

Attendant - Yes sir.

Me - But you dont have hamburgers ?????

Attendant - Right, no hamburgers.

Me - OK, have a night night as I drive away hamburgerless !!!

Looking out at the 1 gazillion hamburgers sold sign I thought I was on an episode of the Twilight Zone.

brainofe

how very unfortunate, but please don't post this BS in The Porch

ZiggyStar

It's no worse than half the other shit on the Porch!

brainofe

yea i guess you're right, but how about making a little PJ relatedm like maybe saying something like "I ordered a Dirty Frank burger", ok that was lame, but still

jrnyc

brainofe wrote:

how very unfortunate, but please don't post this BS in The Porch

I will try to make my threads as riveting as this one you started on Ed making funny noises !!

http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=114956&p=2589868#p2589868

brainofe

not to sound defensive or anything, but regardless of where it lies on the riveting-meter, that thread you're refering to was posted in the appropriate place.

Paul Andrews

Of all the things I'd eat after a great PJ show, esp if I had the munchies, MickyD would have to come last. I don't know how they have the hide to even refer to those crappypatties as burgers. But each to their own.

They did you a favour mate.

Evacuation Rules

Late nite McDonalds menu in PA is lame. You have to order a full value meal and the options are limited. No regular hamburgers, cheesburgers or big macs!

Fahka

haha!! I too stopped off at a mikey ds (exit 37 off of I-95) to be exact and had to pick off the bullshit night menu ..Im always SO hungry after a show and I only eat like ONE thing there..and they didn't have it on late night even though i KNOW those mother's had some mac sauce in there ..so i had to settle with some fries .and its pj related because it happened after a pj show, haters

stardust1976

jrnyc wrote:

So on the way home last night from the show , I get the munchies. I see a McDonalds sign on the highway, so pull over, gettting psyched to finish the night with a hamburger and some fries. Get to the window :

Me - Can I have a a hamburger and small fries please.

Attendant - says something somewhat inaudible about a late night menu, but i cant really understand him.

Me - Can I have a a hamburger and small fries please.

Attendant - You must order off the late night menu.

Me - Wondering what the heck the late night menu is , I say "This is McDonalds , right ?"

Attendant - Yes sir.

Me - But you dont have hamburgers ?????

Attendant - Right, no hamburgers.

Me - OK, have a night night as I drive away hamburgerless !!!

Looking out at the 1 gazillion hamburgers sold sign I thought I was on an episode of the Twilight Zone.

You should have settled in for a Corona and some Samboy salt and vinegar chips......do they have them in the US? (the Samboy, not Corona obviously? )

gvn2fly12

ZiggyStar wrote:

It's no worse than half the other shit on the Porch!

You mean all your threads :shock: :shock:


J/K

16 more days to perth baby!!!!

RD171825

This post is waaaaaaaaay more interesting than the "Pics where Eddie looks hot" thread....

PJ Fan est. 1990

RD171825 wrote:

This post is waaaaaaaaay more interesting than the "Pics where Eddie looks hot" thread....

+1

ryanrunning

RD171825 wrote:

This post is waaaaaaaaay more interesting than the "Pics where Eddie looks hot" thread....

I needed this during my break from an 8 page term paper due tomarrow morning

YieldToNothing

food is the last thing on my mind after a pj show.

Evacuation Rules

YieldToNothing wrote:

food is the last thing on my mind after a pj show.

I would rather eat at McDonald's after the show than pay $12 for a hot dog.

YieldToNothing

Evacuation Rules wrote:

YieldToNothing wrote:

food is the last thing on my mind after a pj show.

I would rather eat at McDonald's after the show than pay $12 for a hot dog.

what does that have to do with my post? i don't give a shit what anyone eats but after a show i'm usually thinking about how awesome it was over a cigarette.

but for the record stadium hotdogs and mcdonald's burgers are equally gross.....i do like their soft serve though

Better Dan

YieldToNothing wrote:

Evacuation Rules wrote:

YieldToNothing wrote:

food is the last thing on my mind after a pj show.

I would rather eat at McDonald's after the show than pay $12 for a hot dog.

what does that have to do with my post? i don't give a shit what anyone eats but after a show i'm usually thinking about how awesome it was over a cigarette.

but for the record stadium hotdogs and mcdonald's burgers are equally gross.....i do like their soft serve though

Of course cigarette's arent gross :?

Brisk.

WTF

Yeah there is late menu here, but you can still get the usual basic shit..

DeLukin

I've found that the quality of food/service of most fast food joints increases exponentially the further you get from a city's center.

Better Dan

Brisk. wrote:

WTF

Yeah there is late menu here, but you can still get the usual basic shit..

Yeah weird...ive never heard of a late night menu...usually all their lunch and dinner items are available until 5 am

Danimal

DeLukin wrote:

I've found that the quality of food/service of most fast food joints increases exponentially the further you get from a city's center.

My friends and I are ALWAYS saying this! It is sooooooooooooooooooo true!

I got a Quarter Ponder once in East Bum and it tasted like Filet Mignon.

SomethingCreative

ZiggyStar wrote:

It's no worse than half the other shit on the Porch!

word

Kilgore_Trout

late night menu?? is this a PA only thing? or east coast?

i would FLIP if i couldnt get what i wanted... its bad enough i cant get those nasty breakfast burritos when im drunk and cravin

Lizardjam

I've never heard of a late night menu. I thought they all closed at midnight or 11!! ha!!! I usually hit jack in the crack after 11pm....I did after my last PJ show.

Better Dan

Lizardjam wrote:

I've never heard of a late night menu. I thought they all closed at midnight or 11!! ha!!! I usually hit jack in the crack after 11pm....I did after my last PJ show.

Many McDonalds are open 24 hours. I had In & Out Burger for the first time earlier this month when in LA...now thats a good burger LOL

Lizardjam

DS114969 wrote:

Lizardjam wrote:

I've never heard of a late night menu. I thought they all closed at midnight or 11!! ha!!! I usually hit jack in the crack after 11pm....I did after my last PJ show.

Many McDonalds are open 24 hours. I had In & Out Burger for the first time earlier this month when in LA...now thats a good burger LOL

Hmmm yes it is! it's the best burger. It's also not giant and the buns are toasty! They're open only til 1am though......

Even the Mcdonald's in the vegas hotels aren't open 24hrs. I've yet to see one.

stardust1976

Lizardjam wrote:

DS114969 wrote:

Lizardjam wrote:

I've never heard of a late night menu. I thought they all closed at midnight or 11!! ha!!! I usually hit jack in the crack after 11pm....I did after my last PJ show.

Many McDonalds are open 24 hours. I had In & Out Burger for the first time earlier this month when in LA...now thats a good burger LOL

Hmmm yes it is! it's the best burger. It's also not giant and the buns are toasty! They're open only til 1am though......

Even the Mcdonald's in the vegas hotels aren't open 24hrs. I've yet to see one.

Hey, you guys should all come to Australia - we have lots of McD's open all night - and I thought we were a bit backwards in that department...what do you know, turns out I was wrong!!!! Not open 24hrs in Vegas, but open 24 hrs in tiny ol' Perth!! hehe......Oh and btw - we don't have a late night menu - just the normal shit that makes you feel gross as soon as you put it in your mouth!!!!!!

ZiggyStar

stardust1976 wrote:

You should have settled in for a Corona and some Samboy salt and vinegar chips......do they have them in the US? (the Samboy, not Corona obviously? )

FUCK YES!!! You and I would get along perfectly!!

Are you doing any Aussie shows? If so, which ones?

stardust1976

ZiggyStar wrote:

stardust1976 wrote:

You should have settled in for a Corona and some Samboy salt and vinegar chips......do they have them in the US? (the Samboy, not Corona obviously? )

FUCK YES!!! You and I would get along perfectly!!

Are you doing any Aussie shows? If so, which ones?

YEs - I have thought that all since reading your posts - you are my kind of chick, Ziggy!!! Only doing the Perth show, as I have a soon to be ex husband who has taken away my source of income (himself), as well as 4 children who might object to me travelling around the country following Pearl Jam.....not that I didn't try to persuade them that they should help Mummy fund her habit!!!!! But alas - one show only for me......I have been reading your posts on where you are going with an unrealistic amount of jealousy!!!!!

ZiggyStar

stardust1976 wrote:

YEs - I have thought that all since reading your posts - you are my kind of chick, Ziggy!!! Only doing the Perth show, as I have a soon to be ex husband who has taken away my source of income (himself), as well as 4 children who might object to me travelling around the country following Pearl Jam.....not that I didn't try to persuade them that they should help Mummy fund her habit!!!!! But alas - one show only for me......I have been reading your posts on where you are going with an unrealistic amount of jealousy!!!!!

haha Cool! Damn....there are so many people I'd like to meet who are doing the 3 shows that I'm not doing. :x I really shouldn't complain though.