Post show munchies - McDonalds late night menu - WTF

jrnyc
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So on the way home last night from the show , I get the munchies. I see a McDonalds sign on the highway, so pull over, gettting psyched to finish the night with a hamburger and some fries. Get to the window :
Me - Can I have a a hamburger and small fries please.
Attendant - says something somewhat inaudible about a late night menu, but i cant really understand him.
Me - Can I have a a hamburger and small fries please.
Attendant - You must order off the late night menu.
Me - Wondering what the heck the late night menu is , I say "This is McDonalds , right ?"
Attendant - Yes sir.
Me - But you dont have hamburgers ?????
Attendant - Right, no hamburgers.
Me - OK, have a night night as I drive away hamburgerless !!!
Looking out at the 1 gazillion hamburgers sold sign I thought I was on an episode of the Twilight Zone.
Me - Can I have a a hamburger and small fries please.
Attendant - says something somewhat inaudible about a late night menu, but i cant really understand him.
Me - Can I have a a hamburger and small fries please.
Attendant - You must order off the late night menu.
Me - Wondering what the heck the late night menu is , I say "This is McDonalds , right ?"
Attendant - Yes sir.
Me - But you dont have hamburgers ?????
Attendant - Right, no hamburgers.
Me - OK, have a night night as I drive away hamburgerless !!!
Looking out at the 1 gazillion hamburgers sold sign I thought I was on an episode of the Twilight Zone.
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how very unfortunate, but please don't post this BS in The PorchDown in the hole, Jesus tries to crack a smile beneath another shovel load.0
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It's no worse than half the other shit on the Porch!★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
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yea i guess you're right, but how about making a little PJ relatedm like maybe saying something like "I ordered a Dirty Frank burger", ok that was lame, but stillDown in the hole, Jesus tries to crack a smile beneath another shovel load.0
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brainofe wrote:how very unfortunate, but please don't post this BS in The Porch
I will try to make my threads as riveting as this one you started on Ed making funny noises!!
http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=114956&p=2589868#p25898680 -
not to sound defensive or anything, but regardless of where it lies on the riveting-meter, that thread you're refering to was posted in the appropriate place.Down in the hole, Jesus tries to crack a smile beneath another shovel load.0
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Of all the things I'd eat after a great PJ show, esp if I had the munchies, MickyD would have to come last. I don't know how they have the hide to even refer to those crappypatties as burgers. But each to their own.
They did you a favour mate.0 -
Late nite McDonalds menu in PA is lame. You have to order a full value meal and the options are limited. No regular hamburgers, cheesburgers or big macs!0
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haha!! I too stopped off at a mikey ds (exit 37 off of I-95) to be exact and had to pick off the bullshit night menu ..Im always SO hungry after a show and I only eat like ONE thing there..and they didn't have it on late night even though i KNOW those mother's had some mac sauce in there ..so i had to settle with some fries .and its pj related because it happened after a pj show, haters0
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jrnyc wrote:So on the way home last night from the show , I get the munchies. I see a McDonalds sign on the highway, so pull over, gettting psyched to finish the night with a hamburger and some fries. Get to the window :
Me - Can I have a a hamburger and small fries please.
Attendant - says something somewhat inaudible about a late night menu, but i cant really understand him.
Me - Can I have a a hamburger and small fries please.
Attendant - You must order off the late night menu.
Me - Wondering what the heck the late night menu is , I say "This is McDonalds , right ?"
Attendant - Yes sir.
Me - But you dont have hamburgers ?????
Attendant - Right, no hamburgers.
Me - OK, have a night night as I drive away hamburgerless !!!
Looking out at the 1 gazillion hamburgers sold sign I thought I was on an episode of the Twilight Zone.
You should have settled in for a Corona and some Samboy salt and vinegar chips......do they have them in the US? (the Samboy, not Corona obviously?)
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This post is waaaaaaaaay more interesting than the "Pics where Eddie looks hot" thread....0
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RD171825 wrote:This post is waaaaaaaaay more interesting than the "Pics where Eddie looks hot" thread....
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RD171825 wrote:This post is waaaaaaaaay more interesting than the "Pics where Eddie looks hot" thread....
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food is the last thing on my mind after a pj show.i have a paper here that entitles me to fast track status0
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YieldToNothing wrote:food is the last thing on my mind after a pj show.
I would rather eat at McDonald's after the show than pay $12 for a hot dog.0 -
Evacuation Rules wrote:YieldToNothing wrote:food is the last thing on my mind after a pj show.
I would rather eat at McDonald's after the show than pay $12 for a hot dog.
what does that have to do with my post? i don't give a shit what anyone eats but after a show i'm usually thinking about how awesome it was over a cigarette.
but for the record stadium hotdogs and mcdonald's burgers are equally gross.....i do like their soft serve thoughi have a paper here that entitles me to fast track status0 -
YieldToNothing wrote:Evacuation Rules wrote:YieldToNothing wrote:food is the last thing on my mind after a pj show.
I would rather eat at McDonald's after the show than pay $12 for a hot dog.
what does that have to do with my post? i don't give a shit what anyone eats but after a show i'm usually thinking about how awesome it was over a cigarette.
but for the record stadium hotdogs and mcdonald's burgers are equally gross.....i do like their soft serve though
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WTF
Yeah there is late menu here, but you can still get the usual basic shit..0 -
I've found that the quality of food/service of most fast food joints increases exponentially the further you get from a city's center.I smile, but who am I kidding...0
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Brisk. wrote:WTF
Yeah there is late menu here, but you can still get the usual basic shit..
Yeah weird...ive never heard of a late night menu...usually all their lunch and dinner items are available until 5 am2003: San Antonio, Houston, Dallas, Seattle; 2005: Monterrey; 2006: Chicago 1 & 2, Grand Rapids, Cleveland, Detroit; 2008: West Palm Beach, Tampa; 2009: Austin, LA 3 & 4, San Diego; 2010: Kansas City, St. Louis, Columbus, Indianapolis; 2011: PJ20 1 & 2; 2012: Missoula; 2013: Dallas, Oklahoma City, Seattle; 2014: Tulsa; 2016: Columbia, New York City 1 & 2; 2018: London, Seattle 1 & 2; 2021: Ohana; 2022: Oklahoma City0
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