Jeff Ament out of Philly shows with extreme constipation

Gems and Rhinestones

I heard from a friend of a friend who is cousins with Eddie's plumber that Jeff Ament is having pain while trying to have a bowel movement and often experience straining, bloating, and a sensation of a full bowel so he is being replaced on bass by Jason Alexander from Seinfeld.

joely_91

i remember reading this sumwhere tooooo

vedderfan10

And Ed's got a hangnail...Scott Stapp will be filling in for at least two shows...any unsold tix will be 75 cents at the door....Craig Ferguson will be doin the other other two shows if Ed's hangnail persists...

Ledbetterman10

Gems and Rhinestones wrote:

I heard from a friend of a friend who is cousins with Eddie's plumber that Jeff Ament is having pain while trying to have a bowel movement and often experience straining, bloating, and a sensation of a full bowel so he is being replaced on bass by Jason Alexander from Seinfeld.

Personally I'd be down for this. Not that George is the type to get along with "hip musicians with complicated shoes"

doompony

hangnails are no laughing matter

vedderfan10

doompony wrote:

hangnails are no laughing matter

They're the new plague....

doompony

i pulled one off (heh) recently and couldn't play guitar hero... *bursts into tears*

yieldtrack11

Ledbetterman10 wrote:

Gems and Rhinestones wrote:

I heard from a friend of a friend who is cousins with Eddie's plumber that Jeff Ament is having pain while trying to have a bowel movement and often experience straining, bloating, and a sensation of a full bowel so he is being replaced on bass by Jason Alexander from Seinfeld.

Personally I'd be down for this. Not that George is the type to get along with "hip musicians with complicated shoes"

HAHA! This is such an obscure and awesome Seinfeld quote, I love it! You must be a Seinfeld nut like me, I'm proud of you.

SH17171

Hope this is the same line up for Australia LOL