The Worst Review Ive seen for Backspacer

solace23solace23 Posts: 704
edited October 2009 in The Porch
In an Australian Newspaper called Time Off:

PEARL JAM
Backspacer
(Monkeywrench/Universal)
Pearl Jam – hard-rock, radio-friendly baby-boomers of that distant memory called grunge who won’t relinquish their power over the masses, won’t go away but forever sit on our radio dials, atop of somebody’s sales chart and hidden amongst shuffled playlists.
A band that’s clearly long left its rebellious youth behind, paid its debt to the man and is happily settling into middle age is exactly the kind of band that’s going to make music this unfettered. Beyond the awful, animated surrealism of its cover art, this famous five-piece are making some of the highest quality, impeccably distilled… middle of the road rock music around today.
Opening with an initial spate of tracks inundated in medicinal references, it’s not until a song about a wily girlfriend-stealing guitar player named Johnny that Vedder starts to make any sense whatsoever. Everyone gets a moment in the sun – Mike McCready’s bloated classic-rock guitar soloing in ‘Amongst The Waves’ flies the flag at half-mast to the band’s ability to be anything original. ‘Unthought Known’ blips on the radar screen, a brief spark of something interesting, or maybe just a distant memory of Vitalogy or No Code bubbling to the surface.
Making rock that’s so at ease with life is probably good for some bands, but barroom blues-rock jams like ‘Supersonic’ easily leave you craving some meat to bite into, some blood to swell through the limp sinew… but alas. Pearl Jam are part of the fraternity, and the fraternity love this album. In the fresh-frozen age of mediocrity, this is a band describing the marvels of nature in the language of economics! The craziness of life and the wonders of love are all wrapped up in these 37 minutes of music, but there’s no heat in these flames, only colours that might as well be painted on by rich blind men.
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  • doomponydoompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    *lights a torch and grabs a pitchfork*
  • I found that review nice and funny.

    Not everyone has to love pearl Jam or Backspacer.
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • titchinellotitchinello Posts: 3,139
    like the review.. not what he's saying, but it is a bit quirky :lol:
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  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    they would not be doing their jobs properly if they did not do a bad review once in a while.
    i would say the reviewer has not listened to them since vitalogy so :roll:
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  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    That's it!!! After reading that awesome review i now realise i am wrong to like this album, i can't believe i would even consider liking it now, im a fool!
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • nukebootnukeboot Posts: 1,465
    I really didn't need to hear about his limp sinew.
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  • I have to say i really agree with this article. Complete medioicrity.
    There is nothing great or awesome about this record. I said it before in
    my "realistic review of Backspacer" post, .....there are no songs that
    will stand the test of time on this album. Maybe Unthought known or against
    the waves, but that's it.
  • Those who can't create music write about it. Some people write reviews like this just to get a rise out of people. This d-bag probably thinks Anvil is the greatest band ever!
  • DH62179DH62179 Posts: 312
    Why does every damn Pearl Jam review have to start off talking about the early nineties? Everyone knows what they used to be like, some of these people spend nearly half their time talking about that and not the material they're reviewing.
  • BALLBOYBALLBOY Australia Posts: 1,032
    On behalf of all Australian PJ fans i would like to apoligise for this review. Sadly there will always be wankers out there who have to much crap behind their ears & who dont actually listen to what is going on. Probably another failed musician who has a gripe with them. It would be interesting if he actually had the guts to review any of their upcoming shows in oz. They are not to everyones taste which leaves more for us real fans.
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