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Gems and RhinestonesGems and Rhinestones Posts: 861
edited October 2009 in The Porch
would you have sex with an orangutan if it meant you could have front row tickets to any upcoming pearl jam show?
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  • Gems and RhinestonesGems and Rhinestones Posts: 861
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  • GmoneyGmoney Posts: 1,618
    Gems and Rhinestones wrote:
    orangutan.jpg
    kind of cute, so yes, i would.
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  • Lone WolfLone Wolf Posts: 1,023
    Will that orangutan be male or female?
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  • MASMAS Posts: 630
    Am I allowed vast amounts of alcohol pre-sex?
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Will the orangutan buy me dinner first?
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  • MASMAS Posts: 630
    DeLukin wrote:
    Will the orangutan buy me dinner first?

    :lol:
  • MASMAS Posts: 630
    If you're including 10/31 as one of the shows then I'll bang that thing silly
  • Gems and RhinestonesGems and Rhinestones Posts: 861
    MAS wrote:
    If you're including 10/31 as one of the shows then I'll bang that thing silly

    lol
  • Diggy381Diggy381 Posts: 165
    Will there be cuddling afterwards? I would feel used and dirty if there wasn't. . .
  • BF25394BF25394 Posts: 4,787
    One of the theories about how HIV passed from monkeys to humans is through interspecies sex. So, I'll pass.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • Up Here In My TreeUp Here In My Tree Posts: 541
    BF25394 wrote:
    One of the theories about how HIV passed from monkeys to humans is through interspecies sex. So, I'll pass.

    Or humans to monkeys? Just kidding.

    If it was tested, clean, female and no one had to know I'd knock those boots.

    I won 1st row lottery tix many moons ago so I'm familiar with the value.
  • EddieLedBetterEddieLedBetter Posts: 360
    there'd have to backstage meet and greet passes as well but hell ya I'd bend that bitch over and call her Susie.
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Gems and Rhinestones wrote:
    would you have sex with an orangutan if it meant you could have front row tickets to any upcoming pearl jam show?

    dude, i'd make her my girlfriend. Think about it -- she wont ell me what to do, wont be upset if IM stinky, wont care about a mess, probably likes all the same stuff as me -- you know, sitting around naked scratching yourself all day, climbing trees. i'm in.
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,580
    y'all a bunch of orangutan fuckers!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    maybe a reach around would be ok :lol::lol:
  • BF25394BF25394 Posts: 4,787
    Up Here In My Tree wrote:
    BF25394 wrote:
    One of the theories about how HIV passed from monkeys to humans is through interspecies sex. So, I'll pass.

    Or humans to monkeys? Just kidding.

    If it was tested, clean, female and no one had to know I'd knock those boots.

    I won 1st row lottery tix many moons ago so I'm familiar with the value.

    So orangutan is O.K., but male would be a deal-breaker?
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • Up Here In My TreeUp Here In My Tree Posts: 541
    Oh man....what a weird question. Great point. Don't know how to respond.

    Wait a minute....you just took me from joking to being serious. Not fair!
  • Gems and RhinestonesGems and Rhinestones Posts: 861
    Up Here In My Tree wrote:
    Oh man....what a weird question. Great point. Don't know how to respond.

    Wait a minute....you just took me from joking to being serious. Not fair!

    it's not a joke. i have a horny orangutan here and front row tickets to the October 31st Philly show!
  • Up Here In My TreeUp Here In My Tree Posts: 541
    Gems and Rhinestones wrote:
    Up Here In My Tree wrote:
    Oh man....what a weird question. Great point. Don't know how to respond.

    Wait a minute....you just took me from joking to being serious. Not fair!

    it's not a joke. i have a horny orangutan here and front row tickets to the October 31st Philly show!

    Then, hell yea, I'll fuck it!
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Gems and Rhinestones wrote:
    would you have sex with an orangutan if it meant you could have front row tickets to any upcoming pearl jam show?


    I'd do that again. Sure.
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  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Of course!! Nothing beats front row, and it is cheaper than flying overseas to the GA shows! ;) :P
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    is the orangutan male or female????..i need to know couse maybe some friends will come.. :lol::lol:
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  • force-10force-10 Posts: 794
    I would screw around with the ugliest, most defensive punk ass porcupine for that ticket, if it´s a dead center seat. With an orangutan,...hmm. No fucking way!
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  • SOLAT319SOLAT319 Posts: 4,596
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Gems and rhinestones....never dissappoints....LMAO!!
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  • Gems and RhinestonesGems and Rhinestones Posts: 861
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    did someone read my journal on how i got front row for LA 3 ??? :o :oops: :? :lol:
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  • nooramnooram Posts: 392
    It didn't work the last time . . . oops, did I just say that?
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    i can't



    damn restraining orders! :thumbdown:
  • SOLAT319SOLAT319 Posts: 4,596
    Gems and Rhinestones wrote:
    Up Here In My Tree wrote:
    Oh man....what a weird question. Great point. Don't know how to respond.

    Wait a minute....you just took me from joking to being serious. Not fair!

    it's not a joke. i have a horny orangutan here and front row tickets to the October 31st Philly show!

    :lol::lol::lol:
    I have no patience for bad music and stupid people...

    The whole world will be different soon the whole world will be RELIEVED

    #resistgezi #resistturkey #resisttaksim #direnturkiye #direngezi
    #standingman #duranadam
  • SOLAT319SOLAT319 Posts: 4,596
    I'm pretty sure gems and rhinestones passed out in front of the computer :D
    He's coming to Philly though, so that's all good :)
    I have no patience for bad music and stupid people...

    The whole world will be different soon the whole world will be RELIEVED

    #resistgezi #resistturkey #resisttaksim #direnturkiye #direngezi
    #standingman #duranadam
  • Gems and RhinestonesGems and Rhinestones Posts: 861
    SOLAT319 wrote:
    I'm pretty sure gems and rhinestones passed out in front of the computer :D
    He's coming to Philly though, so that's all good :)

    Philly is going to rock baby!! ;)
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