World's Shortest Fairy Tale

nuffingman

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after. He played the music he liked as loudly as he wanted, rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank. He left his clothes wherever he wanted, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

shellshell99

Lol, that's hilarious. Kinda reminds me of a quote I saw recently..."Let's be NOTHING, I hear it lasts forver!"

Claireack

nuffingman wrote:

And the guy lived happily ever after. He played the music he liked as loudly as he wanted, rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank. He left his clothes wherever he wanted, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

That sounds a lot like my husbands life except he doesn't fishing, hunting, golf or scotch. The rest is pretty accurate! Maybe I'm a soft touch?

nuffingman

Claireack wrote:

nuffingman wrote:

And the guy lived happily ever after. He played the music he liked as loudly as he wanted, rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank. He left his clothes wherever he wanted, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

That sounds a lot like my husbands life except he doesn't fishing, hunting, golf or scotch. The rest is pretty accurate! Maybe I'm a soft touch?

I ought to say I'm very happily married ... honest!!!!!!!!! but a friend isn't.

Claireack

nuffingman wrote:

I ought to say I'm very happily married ... honest!!!!!!!!! but a friend isn't.

Me too, love him loads!!