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RYEzupSF

both.

or in the middle of an outdoor concert because you don't want to lose you spot?

RKCNDY

depends on where it is...no problems by the fountain or in a public restroom...but 'this one time' we got stuck on I-90 because of snow and they shut the highway down...so cars for miles...and nowhere to pee, unless I wanted to get stuck in waist high snow. So, I had to go on the drivers side and opened both doors crouched by the drivers seat and peed...at least I had the car door as buffers....there was a tour bus full of people on the passenger side....stupid bus driver kept turning on his headlights every time I got out of the car! :evil:

Ever get caught peeing in inappropriate places?

zarocat

NO, because I see all places to be appropriate until you get caught and I haven't been caught
:twisted:

Ever walked in on your parents ... you know ?
If so, what was said ?

RYEzupSF

umm yes! There was last week when Cav posted the Lionel Richie avatar- i really had to pee and I laughed so hard I wet my pants. Busted by several co-workers. Then there was the time I was stuck in stopped traffic on the bay bridge for four hours. I had to pee so bad I peed in my car onto a shirt because it was the only thing i had to absorb liquid. a car full of dudes watched and then i had to sit there in my bra because i had just peed on my shirt. which i then dropped out of the window. there are many more. i lost all shame a long time ago.

do you have a most embarrasing incident?

-have a good night, i'm outta here!

CAVSTARR313

I wish I could make you all pee!!!!!!!!!

I scored on the wrong goal in league basketball.. I was horrified

and you?

voidofman

Happened 2 days ago but I'm not going to repeat it, was kind of nasty.

I will share a funny story from tonight though. There was an extra piece of pizza leftover from tonight because my wife didn't want to eat it. She was standing close to the drawer that has the cellophane wrap, I opened the drawer and grabbed the wrap, leaving the drawer open. Pulled a piece of wrap out of the box, my wife closed the drawer, took a step closer to the counter and was fiddling with her phone so I couldn't open the drawer. So instead of putting the box on the counter I just drop it on the floor where the drawer would have been open if she hadn't closed it. She started laughing and said, "if that was anyone else I would be yelling at you and asking what the fuck is wrong with you? It's things like this that I can't get mad at you about."

She then went into this long conversation about how she does stuff like that a lot where she doesn't really help but gets in the way because she has OCD. Near the end of the conversation I said to her, "it's your fault for not eating the last piece of pizza!"

The whole time I was laughing at how absurd it was (about ten minutes) and hurt my throat.

Ever hurt your throat from laughing so much?

Pearl Drummer

All the time.

Ever piss from laughing so hard?

theserialthrilla

:oops: no..



last time you took a pee in a in the great ourdoors.

Pearl Drummer

Couple weeks ago.. it was very cold..

Last time you were at the post office?

Black Diamond

Saturday... I love being a land owner

Will my toes unfreeze today?

Dissidentman

Not today...


wool socks?

Pearl Drummer

Dont have any.

Should i own a pair?

theserialthrilla

hell no ...for old men only ..



what you listening to

Black Diamond

My computer make funny noises :?

Should I take cover?

theserialthrilla

pour a glass of water over it ...then go home .



whens the last time you played table football..

Black Diamond

Foosball?
This Sunday... friend has one in basement...

Last time you played pinball?

theserialthrilla

been a few years ....



do you play slot machines

Black Diamond

Maybe when I am 85 and have dimentia

Do you?

theserialthrilla

:shock: you saying im old and crazy

Black Diamond

Is that you?