ATTN: Portland Section 103 Row J Seat 23/24. You've won...

Confused Amused

The super douche award! Congratulations. you are absolutely the worst person I have ever been near at a concert. You achieved this great honor by:

- Yelling loud enough for me to hear your entire conversation despite being 10 feet away from the left stacks
- Grab and hug every person in the vicinity despite the absolute horror on their faces
- Jumping wildly crashing into everyone around you
- Record shaky video of a good chunk of the show with your Blackberry.
- Turning and staring at me for a solid 30 seconds. Sizing me up? I have no idea, but you really creeped me out.
- Many people came and sat in the empty seat next to you but quickly left after realizing you came with the seat.

Hope I never have the "honor" of sitting near you again.

EL15236

You know...I think I was behind two of the same guy. They were in 103 row F. Some amazing Soild Gold dancing. Thanks for douching up my nite dudez.

P-Town-P-Jam-Fan

I had some solid douchebaggery in 103 row P as well. The guy who constantly turned around and faced the opposite way of the stage during the show (some long hair with a pony tail). Fortunately he passed out in his seat after while....after him was the gigantic woman who was "looking for her mom: in our row about 3/4ths of the way through the show...even though her mom was no where near our seats the whole evening....great show besides the clowns

supersonicyears

Confused Amused wrote:

- Many people came and sat in the empty seat next to you but quickly left after realizing you came with the seat.

DK13016

The two in row F on the inside aisle definitely broke some land speed records for douche-baggery. Yes they were loud beyond comprehension, but they mostly kept their hugging, slapping, head-butting, punching, and screaming in each other's faces limited to the two of them, so maybe they're only runners-up to the gemstone you had back in J. Sorry I missed him...maybe better "luck" next time.

mechanix

Confused Amused wrote:

The super douche award! Congratulations. you are absolutely the worst person I have ever been near at a concert. You achieved this great honor by:

- Yelling loud enough for me to hear your entire conversation despite being 10 feet away from the left stacks
- Grab and hug every person in the vicinity despite the absolute horror on their faces
- Jumping wildly crashing into everyone around you
- Record shaky video of a good chunk of the show with your Blackberry.
- Turning and staring at me for a solid 30 seconds. Sizing me up? I have no idea, but you really creeped me out.
- Many people came and sat in the empty seat next to you but quickly left after realizing you came with the seat.

Hope I never have the "honor" of sitting near you again.

I also had a fagot right in front of me. Section 101 Row P Seat 18 (it was seat 18, 19, or 20). He was so annoying all night. Middle aged retard. He sounded very similar to your douche.

allegate

Man, you scared me for a minute. I was 101 Row J seats 23/24. I was like, what'd I do? But then I realized I only woke 5 minutes ago and read it again.

Lots of idiots last night, but at least staff did a decent job keeping them out of the aisles. It was the ones who came down and started hugging random people to get a better seat that annoyed me.

TunnelThroughDenial

allegate wrote:

Man, you scared me for a minute. I was 101 Row J seats 23/24. I was like, what'd I do? But then I realized I only woke 5 minutes ago and read it again.

Lots of idiots last night, but at least staff did a decent job keeping them out of the aisles. It was the ones who came down and started hugging random people to get a better seat that annoyed me.

I had one of those in Seattle. Some creepy fucker came up and squatted next to my aisle seat, put his arm around me, and pretended to know me. He wanted to steal the seat in front of me which was open at the time. What a boner.....

anotherclone

There was some asshole in front of us in Seattle. He was on his phone and texting all night. And not like a relayer either. He literally texted all night. He tried to tell my husband how to "please a lady" and lost a contact lens. What a freaking distraction. Honestly, he ruined the night for me. I wanted to kick him in the nuts. And I'm a total non violent woman.

Last night in Portland he walked in front of us and we were like "ooooohhhhh shit...please not that guy again". We totally lucked out and had the coolest people around us.

Sorry, if I'm rubbing it in.

InMyTree4

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