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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    norm wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    How is it that every single one of my clients is COMPLETELY crazy today? Every single one.

    ...and i really didn't need to see that. :lol:

    you know you love it :P

    you know i do. 8-)

    ...but I really didn't need to see that. :lol:

    I can only imagine....wait...I don't think I want to :?
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    I think you received the incorrect memo that I actually give a fuck, eh?
  • smarcheesmarchee Posts: 14,539
    bulk discount Vrootman chocolate chip cookies with chocolate icing in the middle
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  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    I'm thinking about........my roast beef sammich that I can't taste because my nose is so completely stopped up :(
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    I completely underestimated crazy.
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I completely underestimated crazy.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    That was your first mistake!! :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I completely underestimated crazy.
    I think there's something in the air today. Or a sale at Nutjobs R Us.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I completely underestimated crazy.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    That was your first mistake!! :lol:

    and I thought I was being generous. :lol:
    I think there's something in the air today. Or a sale at Nutjobs R Us.

    There is absolutely something in the air and everyone is high on crazy fumes.
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    What happened anyway RYE? How bad was it??? :shock:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Went to lunch with a friend who's leaving for the east coast ... had a beer, then two ... then ....


    ... back at my desk trying to crunch numbers with a slight buzz.

    There IS something in the air today.
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  • smarcheesmarchee Posts: 14,539
    laziness commences
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    jimed14 wrote:
    Went to lunch with a friend who's leaving for the east coast ... had a beer, then two ... then ....


    ... back at my desk trying to crunch numbers with a slight buzz.

    There IS something in the air today.

    majorly. be glad you can drink.
    What happened anyway RYE? How bad was it??? :shock:

    Not bad- just crazy. ...but I like it. :lol:

    should I start with when I walked out to the parking lot and witnessed my client who dresses like a pirate motorboating his buxom girlfriend who dresses like a wench. or the congressman who came in a lot more drunk than normal. as per usual he did his dance moves, hit on me and tried to kiss my hand. he got me today though. except instead of kissing it, he licked it. then there was trixie. trixie, dressed in shiny aqua spandex shorts and a crop top, was standing in front of the building dancing and trying to badonkadonk everyone that walked into the office. Another client, who walks with a cane and is half blind, tried to chase him off with said cane and I got to break up that very interesting fight. ...this was all before 11am. I haven't even processed this afternoon yet. :lol:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    should I start with when I walked out to the parking lot and witnessed my client who dresses like a pirate motorboating his buxom girlfriend who dresses like a wench. or the congressman who came in a lot more drunk than normal. as per usual he did his dance moves, hit on me and tried to kiss my hand. he got me today though. except instead of kissing it, he licked it. then there was trixie. trixie, dressed in shiny aqua spandex shorts and a crop top, was standing in front of the building dancing and trying to badonkadonk everyone that walked into the office. Another client, who walks with a cane and is half blind, tried to chase him off with said cane and I got to break up that very interesting fight. ...this was all before 11am. I haven't even processed this afternoon yet. :lol:


    i'd love to come up with some smartass remark for all that but it really speaks for itself :lol::lol:
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    jimed14 wrote:
    Went to lunch with a friend who's leaving for the east coast ... had a beer, then two ... then ....

    ... back at my desk trying to crunch numbers with a slight buzz.

    RYEzupSF wrote:
    or the congressman who came in a lot more drunk than normal. as per usual he did his dance moves, hit on me and tried to kiss my hand. he got me today though. except instead of kissing it, he licked it.


    for the record, I am not a congressman.
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    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    norm wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    should I start with when I walked out to the parking lot and witnessed my client who dresses like a pirate motorboating his buxom girlfriend who dresses like a wench. or the congressman who came in a lot more drunk than normal. as per usual he did his dance moves, hit on me and tried to kiss my hand. he got me today though. except instead of kissing it, he licked it. then there was trixie. trixie, dressed in shiny aqua spandex shorts and a crop top, was standing in front of the building dancing and trying to badonkadonk everyone that walked into the office. Another client, who walks with a cane and is half blind, tried to chase him off with said cane and I got to break up that very interesting fight. ...this was all before 11am. I haven't even processed this afternoon yet. :lol:


    i'd love to come up with some smartass remark for all that but it really speaks for itself :lol::lol:

    i know. what is there to say?
    jimed14 wrote:

    for the record, I am not a congressman.

    :lol::lol: thats a good thing. what I forgot to mention is the congressman had also wet his pants. so if you were you'd probably be pretty uncomfortable by now.
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  • RobbyD462RobbyD462 Posts: 4,809
    I'm just curious to when last years Christmas single is going to come out.
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    RYEzupSF wrote:

    Not bad- just crazy. ...but I like it. :lol:

    should I start with when I walked out to the parking lot and witnessed my client who dresses like a pirate motorboating his buxom girlfriend who dresses like a wench. or the congressman who came in a lot more drunk than normal. as per usual he did his dance moves, hit on me and tried to kiss my hand. he got me today though. except instead of kissing it, he licked it. then there was trixie. trixie, dressed in shiny aqua spandex shorts and a crop top, was standing in front of the building dancing and trying to badonkadonk everyone that walked into the office. Another client, who walks with a cane and is half blind, tried to chase him off with said cane and I got to break up that very interesting fight. ...this was all before 11am. I haven't even processed this afternoon yet. :lol:
    Well it's not really a holiday weekend until there's some motorboating in the parking lot! Can't wait for labor day weekend :shifty:
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    The money I wasted going to see The Hangover 2. I've had rug burn funnier than that movie.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    norm wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    should I start with when I walked out to the parking lot and witnessed my client who dresses like a pirate motorboating his buxom girlfriend who dresses like a wench. or the congressman who came in a lot more drunk than normal. as per usual he did his dance moves, hit on me and tried to kiss my hand. he got me today though. except instead of kissing it, he licked it. then there was trixie. trixie, dressed in shiny aqua spandex shorts and a crop top, was standing in front of the building dancing and trying to badonkadonk everyone that walked into the office. Another client, who walks with a cane and is half blind, tried to chase him off with said cane and I got to break up that very interesting fight. ...this was all before 11am. I haven't even processed this afternoon yet. :lol:


    i'd love to come up with some smartass remark for all that but it really speaks for itself :lol::lol:

    i know. what is there to say?
    jimed14 wrote:

    for the record, I am not a congressman.

    :lol::lol: thats a good thing. what I forgot to mention is the congressman had also wet his pants. so if you were you'd probably be pretty uncomfortable by now.

    RYE, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU COULD HAVE A MORE FAMOUS SHOW THAN JERRY SPRINGER!! :lol::lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    RYE, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU COULD HAVE A MORE FAMOUS SHOW THAN JERRY SPRINGER!! :lol::lol::lol:

    :lol::lol: It's true. Although today the episode would be really long, because I am still at fucking work. Who's crazy now? :lol::lol:

    ...Tomorrow the crazy continues since shit was so insane today. Except I'll be in the slammer all day. The slammer on the weekends...those are where the juicy stories are.
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    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    RYE, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU COULD HAVE A MORE FAMOUS SHOW THAN JERRY SPRINGER!! :lol::lol::lol:

    :lol::lol: It's true. Although today the episode would be really long, because I am still at fucking work. Who's crazy now? :lol::lol:

    ...Tomorrow the crazy continues since shit was so insane today. Except I'll be in the slammer all day. The slammer on the weekends...those are where the juicy stories are.


    You need to blog it! Play by play...juicy stories are awesome...are you a correctional officer?
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • smarcheesmarchee Posts: 14,539
    I have the bridge in In My Tree stuck in my head
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    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    RYE, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU COULD HAVE A MORE FAMOUS SHOW THAN JERRY SPRINGER!! :lol::lol::lol:

    :lol::lol: It's true. Although today the episode would be really long, because I am still at fucking work. Who's crazy now? :lol::lol:

    ...Tomorrow the crazy continues since shit was so insane today. Except I'll be in the slammer all day. The slammer on the weekends...those are where the juicy stories are.


    You need to blog it! Play by play...juicy stories are awesome...are you a correctional officer?

    :lol: nope. social worker. chronically homeless, mentally ill, substance using, etc folks coming out of jail. blogging would not be ethical, but writing the stories down, that I do. 8-)

    ..and now I go home. 13 hours and a whole lotta crazy later...
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  • FifthelementFifthelement Posts: 6,958
    Watching Marketplace on CBC. They're examining the (over)use of antibiotics on poultry in the Canadian food chain. It's shocking how much anti-biotic resistant bacteria is on chicken - even the supposedly anti-biotic free chicken :o :shock: :sick:
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    You need to blog it! Play by play...juicy stories are awesome...are you a correctional officer?

    :lol: nope. social worker. chronically homeless, mentally ill, substance using, etc folks coming out of jail. blogging would not be ethical, but writing the stories down, that I do. 8-)

    ..and now I go home. 13 hours and a whole lotta crazy later...

    I completely get it...do not blog it. Journaling is a much better way. 8-) Remember to Just Breathe tomorrow!! :mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Did you know that the breath I just inhaled, you exhaled 3 weeks ago?
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • London BridgeLondon Bridge Posts: 4,733
    Did you know that the breath I just inhaled, you exhaled 3 weeks ago?

    hmmm...interesting :think:
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Did you know that the breath I just inhaled, you exhaled 3 weeks ago?

    hmmm...interesting :think:


    so you will probably be sick in 3 weeks!! :lol: So start taking your Vit C now!! :lol:

    oh wait...that explains my silly mood!! :lol::lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • London BridgeLondon Bridge Posts: 4,733
    Did you know that the breath I just inhaled, you exhaled 3 weeks ago?

    hmmm...interesting :think:


    so you will probably be sick in 3 weeks!! :lol::lol::lol:

    I hope not :twisted:
    That would be on my birthday
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    I am tired...I even messing up my own lines!!! BWAHAHAHA
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
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