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josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,373
edited September 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
Become one as you get older or can your family make you into one :lol::lol: but i do know a few at work :lol::lol: ..hey for all i know i'm one myself :? :? :lol:
jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    actually...it's a gift. ;)
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • mrveddersonmrvedderson Posts: 784
    Whizbang wrote:
    actually...it's a gift. ;)

    yes, comes from years and years of practice and dealing with slooooooowwwww minded people. I think assholes are the people that dont need to think about the first 5 or 6 questions of a problem.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,373
    I was thinking about this one dude at work everytime someone talks about him one of the things you hear is what an asshole he is :P
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    I once had an issue with a jerk of an insurance adjustor and casually asked him what it felt like to graduate at the top of the class in ASSHOLE SCHOOL!! Your parents are proud?

    That shut him for a sec...HA!
    be philanthropic
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    You are what you are..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,786
    I think Champ was born an asshole.....

    Myself???

    It has become part of my aging process.......

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...........................
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I think Champ was born an asshole.....

    Myself???

    It has become part of my aging process.......

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...........................

    I regretfully cannot disagree..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,247
    The Champ wrote:
    You are what you are..
    You are what you eat.


    :shock:

    :mrgreen:
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,373
    Wich brings me to the ?? how many of you assholes will i be seeing in Philly ;) i'm buying the 1st 3rounds :) ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    josevolution wrote:
    Wich brings me to the ?? how many of you assholes will i be seeing in Philly ;) i'm buying the 1st 3rounds :) ..

    I'm pretty sure I'm an asshole. and you will be seeing me on the 31st. ;)
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • loveboatcaptianloveboatcaptian Posts: 138
    Your definitely born an asshole...Anyone with kids know what I mean. Just go to the park you'll see little assholes all over the place.
    1996: Randall's Island, NY - 2
    2003: Uniondale, NY
    2006: East Rutherford, NJ - 1
    2008: NY, NY - 2
    2009: Philadelphia, PA - 1,2,3
    2010: NY, NY - 1,2
    2013: Brooklyn, NY - 1,2
    2016: Philadelphia, PA - 2
    2016: Boston, MA - 1,2
    2016: Chicago, IL - 1

    EV
    2008: NY, NY - 1,2
    2009: Albany, NY - 1
    2009: Philadelphia, PA - 2


  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,373
    the wolf wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Wich brings me to the ?? how many of you assholes will i be seeing in Philly ;) i'm buying the 1st 3rounds :) ..

    I'm pretty sure I'm an asshole. and you will be seeing me on the 31st. ;)

    Hell yeah i'm buying will def have to meet up to toast the asshole nation :lol: ..now we just need speedy & the champ :) .
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    loveboatcaptian wrote:
    Your definitely born an asshole...Anyone with kids know what I mean. Just go to the park you'll see little assholes all over the place.
    How dare you assume you're born an asshole! It's taken me years to perfect this art form.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I was born a sarcastic bitch!

    Hi Jose! ;)
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • loveboatcaptianloveboatcaptian Posts: 138
    nuffingman wrote:
    loveboatcaptian wrote:
    Your definitely born an asshole...Anyone with kids know what I mean. Just go to the park you'll see little assholes all over the place.
    How dare you assume you're born an asshole! It's taken me years to perfect this art form.
    :lol:
    1996: Randall's Island, NY - 2
    2003: Uniondale, NY
    2006: East Rutherford, NJ - 1
    2008: NY, NY - 2
    2009: Philadelphia, PA - 1,2,3
    2010: NY, NY - 1,2
    2013: Brooklyn, NY - 1,2
    2016: Philadelphia, PA - 2
    2016: Boston, MA - 1,2
    2016: Chicago, IL - 1

    EV
    2008: NY, NY - 1,2
    2009: Albany, NY - 1
    2009: Philadelphia, PA - 2


  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    I guess both.. :)
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    josevolution wrote:
    Become one as you get older or can your family make you into one :lol::lol: but i do know a few at work :lol::lol: ..hey for all i know i'm one myself :? :? :lol:

    I became one. It wasn't because of family, but it was because of a loved one or two.
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    josevolution wrote:
    Wich brings me to the ?? how many of you assholes will i be seeing in Philly ;) i'm buying the 1st 3rounds :) ..

    I just wandered back in here to see how this thread continued and how the f did I miss this? If you're buying, you can't be that much of an asshole! :D I'll be there, missing 10/27 but will be there for the rest. I'm a Belvedere woman... ;)
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • WaveCameCrashinWaveCameCrashin Posts: 2,929
    If assholes could fly this place would be an airport.....
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,875
    Born. It comes very easily to me.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • LauriLauri Posts: 748
    haha interesting question. As a result of facebook, I've noticed that some of the people that were the absolute biggest assholes in high school are married and have children. I'm just like how on earth did these people find someone to marry them? Are these people even capable of loving children? crazy. And I've noticed some of my close friends have become more assholely in the past few years. But have they always been and I just didn't notice it until now? Who knows?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    my mom called me an asshole. not sure if it is a result of nature or nurture

    either way, i'll be in Philly and will be happy to drink 3 rounds with you. i'd buy the next three, but see, i'm an asshole, so i would leave after the 3rd. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    The way I see it, people who take themselves seriously are assholes.

    Edit: None of the people who I consider friends take themselves seriously, and they the smartest people I know, whereas all of the people I dislike take themselves seriously and are self-centered, and boring. I regard the latter as assholes. So that's my logical understanding of the meaning of 'asshole'. :ugeek:
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    I believe most of us are born very close to an asshole...

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,877
    Poncier wrote:
    The Champ wrote:
    You are what you are..
    You are what you eat.


    :shock:

    :mrgreen:


    meow!
  • PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,877
    Lauri wrote:
    haha interesting question. As a result of facebook, I've noticed that some of the people that were the absolute biggest assholes in high school are married and have children. I'm just like how on earth did these people find someone to marry them? Are these people even capable of loving children? crazy. And I've noticed some of my close friends have become more assholely in the past few years. But have they always been and I just didn't notice it until now? Who knows?


    i think the ability to get married and/or have kids is overrated

    making a kid is simple... any idiot/asshole/scholar/genius can do it... a little booze makes this process quite easy... and quick


    and as for getting married... you just need to find someone desperate enough

    and since the world is full of all kinds of people... it's simple



    personally i think there should be a test before you're allowed to have children
  • PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,877
    Byrnzie wrote:
    The way I see it, people who take themselves seriously are assholes.

    Edit: None of the people who I consider friends take themselves seriously, and they the smartest people I know, whereas all of the people I dislike take themselves seriously and are self-centered, and boring. I regard the latter as assholes. So that's my logical understanding of the meaning of 'asshole'. :ugeek:


    what about people who don't take themselves seriously

    but find pleasure in annoying others by being assholish


    so they're viewed as an asshole by the uptight...

    ?
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    prfctlefts wrote:
    If assholes could fly this place would be an airport.....

    If assholes could fly, they wouldn't need an airport -asshole.

    ;)
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    edited September 2009
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    I believe most of us are born very close to an asshole...
    This is both hilarious and repulsive. I have never EVER thought of that particular area of my mother's anatomy until this very moment. Thanks for that.
    Post edited by DeLukin on
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    I believe most of us are born very close to an asshole...

    :lol: Excellent!!
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