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If something's fried, I wanna put a little ranch on it

BE9456BE9456 Posts: 148
edited September 2009 in The Porch
Please substitute this line in Portland ;)
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  • McJuicyMcJuicy Posts: 753
    loves it!
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  • joe2468joe2468 Posts: 3,049
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: my girlfriend is addicted to ranch....she dips everything in it :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    have you seen the colors of my fathers eyes
  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    A friend of mine once told me that he caught his wife chugging a bottle of ranch when she was pregnant. She was ducking down behind the refrigerator door so that he wouldn't see her. Hilarious!
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    (i sing it to myself this way)

    GOT MILK IF YOU NEED IT.

    GotMilk.jpg
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  • yield2meyield2me Posts: 1,291
    joe2468 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: my girlfriend is addicted to ranch....she dips everything in it :lol::lol::lol::lol:


    uh...gross
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  • hinxhinx Posts: 416
    I use some variation of those lyrics like 47 times a day, haha. Most recently it was "if my head huuuurts i'm gonna put a little excedrin on it."
  • mr bunglemr bungle Posts: 1,372
    joe2468 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: my girlfriend is addicted to ranch....she dips everything in it :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    if ranch is what it takes? just enjoy!
  • Crazy MarcusCrazy Marcus Posts: 1,823
    When hunger striiiiikes, I wanna put a little Snickers on it! ;)
  • gettingrightgettingright Posts: 550
    ...when backspacer comes, i wanna put a little loud on it...
    "...what a different life had i not found this love with you..."
  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    BE9456 wrote:
    Please substitute this line in Portland ;)
    LOL!! That's pretty funny.

    Makes me want some jo jo's with ranch.
  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    CJMST3K wrote:
    (i sing it to myself this way)

    GOT MILK IF YOU NEED IT.

    GotMilk.jpg
    It sure does a body good!
  • autumnautumn Posts: 191
    My favorite made up line is... If something's pink, I'm gonna put a little ointment on it! It still makes me laugh! :lol:
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    If a thread's oooooooooooff, I'm gonna put a little locking on it. Got Kat if you need it!
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  • ARazorbackguy1ARazorbackguy1 Posts: 456
    My friend once told me his dream would be to invent the Ranch Popsicle. Needless to say, he loves ranch!
    Straight down the center for a hot chicken dinner!
  • EvolverEvolver Posts: 525
    If somethin's dryyyyyyy, I'm gonna put a little KY on it! :mrgreen: (sorry it was the previous ointment comment that made me think of it, hahahaha)
  • WildEyedMaryWildEyedMary Posts: 127
    If something's sober, I'm gonna put a little whiskey on it :idea:
    If I had known then what I know now...
  • EvolverEvolver Posts: 525
    If you're mom's hot, I'm gonna put a little me on her. 8-)

    (damn this is fun AND addictive! lets keep going!)
  • I_Am_MikeI_Am_Mike Posts: 222
    when the copier's jammed, i want to put a little office space on it....
  • Snoopy Died For Our SinsSnoopy Died For Our Sins Posts: 2,608
    well, it's gonna get locked anyways..........

    when I first moved to Montana this guy I met told me a joke....

    "How can you get any Montana girl to s#ck yer Di%k? Dip it in ranch"

    what a dumb-ass joke from a real dumb-ass

    anyways..........

    the Maker's is kicking in...........
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  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    when my bowl is paaaaaaaaaacked....i wanna put a little fire on it!


    oh.....Ranch dressing is loaded with MSG which is NFG!! but dam it's good on fried mushrooms! :mrgreen:
  • ed72ed72 Posts: 37
    when the album leaks, i'm gonna put some teflon tape on it.......

    if you download it free, i'm gonna put a little lawsuit on it.

    YEAH....YEAH.....YEAH......YEAH
  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    Fight to get dressing back again...yeah yeah yeah yeah...
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  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    when the legs spread wide, I'm gonna put a...

    (I'll be in my bunk)
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    When I tyyypoooo / I'm gonna put a little backspace on it


    (the bowl packed one above is great!)
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  • LaddieLaddie Posts: 311
    edited September 2009
    U R A Crazy Breed wrote:
    when my bowl is paaaaaaaaaacked....i wanna put a little fire on it!


    When i burn my thuuuuuuummmbbbbb, i gotta put a little aloe on it!
    Post edited by Laddie on
  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    phungi wrote:
    when the legs spread wide, I'm gonna put a...


    a little dick on it? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    doesn't work so well with that one! :lol::lol:
  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    overgrad23 wrote:
    U R A Crazy Breed wrote:
    when my bowl is paaaaaaaaaacked....i wanna put a little fire on it!


    When i burn my thuuuuuuummmbbbbb, i gotta put a little aloe in it!

    :lol::lol: you must smoke too! :lol::lol:
  • DB41DB41 Posts: 539
    U R A Crazy Breed wrote:
    phungi wrote:
    when the legs spread wide, I'm gonna put a...


    a little dick on it? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    doesn't work so well with that one! :lol::lol:

    :lol:
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    When something's ruuuude, the mods will put a little lock on it......




    This thread is going to be fucked soon.......everytime I mention something too sexy they lock the fucking thread..

    PRUDES!!!

    Hi Crazy Breed. :mrgreen:
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  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    When something's ruuuude, the mods will put a little lock on it......




    This thread is going to be fucked soon.......everytime I mention something too sexy they lock the fucking thread..

    PRUDES!!!

    Hi Crazy Breed. :mrgreen:

    Hi Ziggy!! :mrgreen:
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