At The Dentist & Doctors

Byrnzie

Does anyone else laugh when they're being treated by a Doctor or Dentist? For some reason when some dude is taking care of me at the dentists or doctors I often chuckle to myself. I don't really know why I do it, but I think it's because I feel happy that an authority figure is taking care of business on my behalf and kicking the problem/ailment to the kerb.

i was at the dentist today and he said "This will be painful" as he proceeded to stick a big needle into my gum, twice. It hurt like hell, but as soon as he took it out I caught myself laughing.

i think it may have something to do with some subconscious memory of being in the womb and being protected and cared for, and being able to just lie there and do nothing. I'm not sure, as I'm not a psychologist.

Hmm, maybe I'm just mental? :P

dunkman

i'm going with the mental option.

obviously as you know, we dont have dentists here in the UK.

Byrnzie

dunkman wrote:

i'm going with the mental option.

This was my hunch.

Horos

dunkman wrote:

i'm going with the mental option.

obviously as you know, we dont have dentists here in the UK.

Very good!

JonnyPistachio

I laughed at my last physical...during "cough".

81

i don't like dude doctors. i want a woman to make me feel better.

i'm mental like that.

ZiggyStar

I've been with my doctor for about 11 years so I am totally comfortable with him and he's cool as shit and really funny. But when I get pap smears, he always seems to crack a joke which makes me laugh a lot. So there you have me kicking back on the bed, legs spread wide, doctor with two fingers in examining me and I'm laughing my fucking head off like a crazed lunatic. :? Makes the time go fast though.

dcfaithful

JonnyPistachio wrote:

I laughed at my last physical...during "cough".

aNiMaL

ZiggyStar wrote:

I've been with my doctor for about 11 years so I am totally comfortable with him and he's cool as shit and really funny. But when I get pap smears, he always seems to crack a joke which makes me laugh a lot. So there you have me kicking back on the bed, legs spread wide, doctor with two fingers in examining me and I'm laughing my fucking head off like a crazed lunatic. :? Makes the time go fast though.

I totally should have been a comedian/Gynecologist.

ZiggyStar

aNiMaL wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I've been with my doctor for about 11 years so I am totally comfortable with him and he's cool as shit and really funny. But when I get pap smears, he always seems to crack a joke which makes me laugh a lot. So there you have me kicking back on the bed, legs spread wide, doctor with two fingers in examining me and I'm laughing my fucking head off like a crazed lunatic. :? Makes the time go fast though.

I totally should have been a comedian/Gynecologist.

No way to being a gyno....it would turn you off pussy forever I reckon. And you can't fuck your patients so it would be a total waste of time!

aNiMaL

ZiggyStar wrote:

aNiMaL wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I've been with my doctor for about 11 years so I am totally comfortable with him and he's cool as shit and really funny. But when I get pap smears, he always seems to crack a joke which makes me laugh a lot. So there you have me kicking back on the bed, legs spread wide, doctor with two fingers in examining me and I'm laughing my fucking head off like a crazed lunatic. :? Makes the time go fast though.

I totally should have been a comedian/Gynecologist.

No way to being a gyno....it would turn you off pussy forever I reckon. And you can't fuck your patients so it would be a total waste of time!

I'd have a stringent screening process on what patients I would and would not allow.

I think you reckon wrong!

Oh, no fornicating with the patients? I'm out! :roll:

ZiggyStar

aNiMaL wrote:

I'd have a stringent screening process on what patients I would and would not allow.

I think you reckon wrong!

Oh, no fornicating with the patients? I'm out! :roll:

But that's just the thing.....you don't know what 'down there' looks like (or smells like :? )until it's far too late and then there's no turning back.

Yeah I thought you'd be out once you considered it properly. lol I've discussed this at length with my best mates who are all male.....you NEVER want to be a gyno.

aNiMaL

ZiggyStar wrote:

But that's just the thing.....you don't know what 'down there' looks like (or smells like :? )until it's far too late and then there's no turning back.

Yeah I thought you'd be out once you considered it properly. lol I've discussed this at length with my best mates who are all male.....you NEVER want to be a gyno.

See, you're a thinker. I need to run more of my [bad] ideas by you a head of time. :oops:

ZiggyStar

aNiMaL wrote:

See, you're a thinker. I need to run more of my [bad] ideas by you a head of time. :oops:

Yes you do!

Thorns2010

dunkman wrote:

i'm going with the mental option.

obviously as you know, we dont have dentists here in the UK.

FINALLY!!!! One of you blokes admit it!

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

But that's just the thing.....you don't know what 'down there' looks like (or smells like :? )

Thank you for supporting my stance on why I'm proud to be a male...

Byrnzie

Well, I just got back from the dentists again, and I didn't laugh this time. I think he gave me a root canal - I'm not sure. There were bits of my teeth flying everywhere, and he stuck a needle down between my tooth and the gum - the really painful part.
Hmm, though I actually don't mind dentists anymore. I used to be quite fearful of the places. Not so anymore. I go in now with an attitude of "Bring it on and do your worst muthafuckers!" - It seems to work. :P

nuffingman

I heard a story years ago about a guy who was terrified of dentists. Apparently when he was in the chair he squeezed the arms of the chair so tightly one broke.

I was thinking about this when the dentist was drilling my face and went into an uncontrolled fit of the giggles. The dentist looked quite concerned.