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The Fixer - Lost Lyrics

donovanfromredlakedonovanfromredlake Posts: 88
edited August 2009 in The Porch
I was doing some searches on Pearl Jam and found some lost lyrics to 'The Fixer', that apparently didn't make the cut;

"When the beer is coooollllllddddd, you gotta put a little drink to it."

Anyone else find any lyrics :)
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  • just davejust dave Posts: 260
    when my dick is hard... you got to put a little cream on it
  • RiotAct10RiotAct10 Ohio Posts: 1,634
    just dave wrote:
    when my dick is hard... you got to put a little cream on it

    Well this thread will probably get locked now. Not because of what you said, but because you didn't include the right number of syllables in the second part so that it could be sung to fit into the song.
    words seem so out of place.

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  • Backspacer_BackerBackspacer_Backer Posts: 1,023
    when my hemmorhoids are enflamed, let me put a little Prep H on
  • Crazy MarcusCrazy Marcus Posts: 1,823
    When weed gets smooooked, ya got put a little doritos on it. :mrgreen:
  • PJ Fan est. 1990PJ Fan est. 1990 Posts: 1,788
    when no one fooooollddss, you gotta put a little bet on it


    yeah it's bad...sorry guys
  • GmoneyGmoney Posts: 1,618
    when threads are duuumb you gotta comment in them anyways


    jk i had to!!
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  • PJ Fan est. 1990PJ Fan est. 1990 Posts: 1,788
    Gmoney wrote:
    when threads are duuumb you gotta comment in them anyways


    jk i had to!!


    ooo that's a good one...i wish i came up with that
  • PJ Fan est. 1990PJ Fan est. 1990 Posts: 1,788
    When eddie's druuunnk, he's gunna forget all the words

    that fits in with the "when there's no love..." lyric
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    When things have past, you have to put a little future on them..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    When things are shitty, you gotta put a little TP on it ;) ..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • GmoneyGmoney Posts: 1,618
    The Champ wrote:
    When things have past, you have to put a little future on them..
    i actually really like this one. ed, take note
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  • SpinTheBlackOSpinTheBlackO Posts: 385
    when the butt sstttiinnnkksss....you gotta put a little pine-sol in it



    that's what everyone else does, righty-oh?
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  • wnh1977wnh1977 Iowa Posts: 639
    "When your heart stooooooops - Put a little defibulator on it"

    "When health reform faaaaails - put a little move to France on it"

    "When you drink too muuuuuuch - put a little self-induced vomiting on it"
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  • Crazy MarcusCrazy Marcus Posts: 1,823
    When hunger striiiiiikes, I wanna put a little snickers on it.
  • SpagsSpags Leigh-on-Sea, UK Posts: 3,052
    When somethings electromagnetiiiiic
    I wanna put a little dharma on it
    Nature drunk and High
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    When my arse is sooore, I wanna put a bitta lube on it :lol:
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • GmoneyGmoney Posts: 1,618
    Crazy Marcus wrote:
    When hunger striiiiiikes, I wanna put a little snickers on it.
    hahahahahah, we may have a great branding opportunity here...
    Further back and forth a wave will break on me, today...
  • Backspacer_BackerBackspacer_Backer Posts: 1,023
    Gmoney wrote:
    Crazy Marcus wrote:
    When hunger striiiiiikes, I wanna put a little snickers on it.
    hahahahahah, we may have a great branding opportunity here...


    that's what i was thinking with my Prep H line. really, the band could have capitalized on this song much much more.
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