Hilarious post on RollingStone.Com, reply to article

Veddernarian
Veddernarian Posts: 1,924
edited August 2009 in The Porch
In the 8/24/09 Rock & Roll Daily article about the Fixer video, which mentions the Amazon UK samples, there is a section below where people can give feedback. The following was one of the feedback items which really made me laugh. Is this someone in this board? Congrats, you made my day.

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Sony Music | 8/24/2009, 4:08 pm EST

Dear Pearl Jam,

Where the hell was this album when you were signed to us? We thought we were very nice to you, and helped make you very rich men.

Now, as soon as you are free of us, you make a really accessible album full of solid rockers,hit single pop songs and strong ballads. Oh yeah, I almost forgot; the new video of yours that looks like the old Evenflo and Alive videos. Come on!!!!

We hope you record tanks…

You guys are Dicks,

Love,

Sony Music

PS: Don’t forget This Is It, a film of Michael Jackson preparing for his 50-concert run at London’s O2 Arena, will be released in movie theaters on October 30th.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    the mj comment was great :mrgreen:
  • cannotstaylong
    cannotstaylong Posts: 668
    That made me laugh.
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    :shock: :lol:
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  • Up Here In My Tree
    Up Here In My Tree Posts: 541
    That's good stuff - and I'm sure Sony did quite fine off of PJ.
  • luxpjamer
    luxpjamer Posts: 837
    That made my day !!!
    I'm sure the guys will laugh too :lol:
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  • Zoso
    Zoso Posts: 6,425
    Veddernarian wrote:
    In the 8/24/09 Rock & Roll Daily article about the Fixer video, which mentions the Amazon UK samples, there is a section below where people can give feedback. The following was one of the feedback items which really made me laugh. Is this someone in this board? Congrats, you made my day.

    ****************** Here's the post *********************
    Sony Music | 8/24/2009, 4:08 pm EST

    Dear Pearl Jam,

    Where the hell was this album when you were signed to us? We thought we were very nice to you, and helped make you very rich men.

    Now, as soon as you are free of us, you make a really accessible album full of solid rockers,hit single pop songs and strong ballads. Oh yeah, I almost forgot; the new video of yours that looks like the old Evenflo and Alive videos. Come on!!!!

    We hope you record tanks…

    You guys are Dicks,

    Love,

    Sony Music

    PS: Don’t forget This Is It, a film of Michael Jackson preparing for his 50-concert run at London’s O2 Arena, will be released in movie theaters on October 30th.

    that was great :D and YES I agree it is a kick ass record for sure. Easily better than their last effort.
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  • arq
    arq Posts: 8,101
    :lol: Love it!
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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    very nice! :D
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  • blondieblue227
    blondieblue227 Va, USA Posts: 4,509
    is this for real?
    lmao!


    they're all gonna laugh at you

    yes sony guy/girl we are all laughing at you!

    :lol:

    PJ kicksass for going out on their own.
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