It's a damn fine store.... I just think the coincidence is too great to ignore.
Maybe it went like this...
Ed: "Hey guys... I was really thinking we need some corporate sponsorship for this record. Who can we turn to?"
Mike: "How about Best Buy?"
Jeff: "Naw man... they effed me in the A with the high interest rates on the credit card I opened when I bought that wii."
Stone: "Yeah dudes... How about Tower Records?"
Matt: "They went out of business ya dumb ass!"
Ed: "How about Target!" (Sitting cross legged hiding his baby hard on for their logo)
Jeff: "I don't know dudes.... I bought some hats there and they weren't even big."
Mike: Yeah... I don't like Target because they don't let me use their bathrooms while I shop."
Stone: Duuuuuuudes... Target doesn't even sell plaid pants and...."
Ed: "That settles it... Target it is!" (Shit eating grin spreads across his face as he dreams of The Who and their target logo now also being permanently associated with the band even more so than before.)
Matt: "I love shopping there!"
Ed: "Look... We're going with Target! Now shut up and write more awesome music. When your done I'll put incredible lyrics on and we'll rock the shit out of the world. And if I hear one more word out of any of you... I'm moving our rehearsal space to the electronics section of Target too."
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It's a damn fine store.... I just think the coincidence is too great to ignore.
Maybe it went like this...
Ed: "Hey guys... I was really thinking we need some corporate sponsorship for this record. Who can we turn to?"
Mike: "How about Best Buy?"
Jeff: "Naw man... they effed me in the A with the high interested rates on the credit card I opened when I bought that wii."
Stone: "Yeah dudes... How about Tower Records?"
Matt: "They went out of business ya dumb ass!"
Ed: "How about Target!" (Sitting cross legged hiding his baby hard on for their logo)
Jeff: "I don't know dudes.... I bought some hats there and they weren't even big."
Mike: Yeah... I don't like Target because they don't let me use their bathrooms while I shop."
Stone: Duuuuuuudes... Target doesn't even sell plaid pants and...."
Ed: "That settles it... Target it is!" (Shit eating grin spreads across his face as he dreams of The Who and their target logo now also being permanently associated with the band even more so than before.)
Matt: "I love shopping there!"
Ed: "Look... We're going with Target! Now shut up and write more awesome music. When your done I'll put incredible lyrics on and we'll rock the shit out of the world. And if I hear one more word out of any of you... I'm moving our rehearsal space to the electronics section of Target too."
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Maybe it went like this...
Ed: "Hey guys... I was really thinking we need some corporate sponsorship for this record. Who can we turn to?"
Mike: "How about Best Buy?"
Jeff: "Naw man... they effed me in the A with the high interest rates on the credit card I opened when I bought that wii."
Stone: "Yeah dudes... How about Tower Records?"
Matt: "They went out of business ya dumb ass!"
Ed: "How about Target!" (Sitting cross legged hiding his baby hard on for their logo)
Jeff: "I don't know dudes.... I bought some hats there and they weren't even big."
Mike: Yeah... I don't like Target because they don't let me use their bathrooms while I shop."
Stone: Duuuuuuudes... Target doesn't even sell plaid pants and...."
Ed: "That settles it... Target it is!" (Shit eating grin spreads across his face as he dreams of The Who and their target logo now also being permanently associated with the band even more so than before.)
Matt: "I love shopping there!"
Ed: "Look... We're going with Target! Now shut up and write more awesome music. When your done I'll put incredible lyrics on and we'll rock the shit out of the world. And if I hear one more word out of any of you... I'm moving our rehearsal space to the electronics section of Target too."