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The Fixer - alternate lyrics

kingmattkingmatt Posts: 121
edited August 2009 in The Porch
Outside of the Toronto show... having beers with PhantomPainInMyBrain at the venue. Might be too many beers but we just had an earth-shattering thought:

Replace "Fixer" with "Penis" in every lyric.

Phenomenal. There ya go haters.
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  • Jeremys SpokenJeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    Take a cab home.
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    Jeremys Spoken wrote:
    Take a cab home.
    :lol:
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    Jeremys Spoken wrote:
    Take a cab home.


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    Jeremys Spoken wrote:
    Take a cab home.

    priceless!
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    Jeremys Spoken wrote:
    Take a cab home.

    :lol::lol::lol:

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  • kingmattkingmatt Posts: 121
    metsfan wrote:
    Jeremys Spoken wrote:
    Take a cab home.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    awesome burn

    haha, agreed and deserved.

    all I can say is that my account was compromised... by 9 or 10 Coronas. This is why mobile internet is bad. Joke seemed funny at the time, definitely not funny the next day!

    awesome show though :)
  • Jeremys SpokenJeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    kingmatt wrote:
    metsfan wrote:
    Jeremys Spoken wrote:
    Take a cab home.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    awesome burn

    haha, agreed and deserved.

    all I can say is that my account was compromised... by 9 or 10 Coronas. This is why mobile internet is bad. Joke seemed funny at the time, definitely not funny the next day!

    awesome show though :)
    lmao. na it is pretty funny.
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  • mattcozmattcoz Chicago Posts: 2,220
    kingmatt wrote:
    Outside of the Toronto show... having beers with PhantomPainInMyBrain at the venue. Might be too many beers but we just had an earth-shattering thought:

    Replace "Fixer" with "Penis" in every lyric.

    Phenomenal. There ya go haters.

    Uhh, "Fixer" never appears in the lyrics. :roll:
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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    mattcoz wrote:
    kingmatt wrote:
    Outside of the Toronto show... having beers with PhantomPainInMyBrain at the venue. Might be too many beers but we just had an earth-shattering thought:

    Replace "Fixer" with "Penis" in every lyric.

    Phenomenal. There ya go haters.

    Uhh, "Fixer" never appears in the lyrics. :roll:

    yea i was sort of confused about that.
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