20 Ridiculous Complaints made by Holidaymakers
Ms. Haiku
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There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
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but these two are my faves:
"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
i second that, but wonder how they are still alive as you would think they would forget something as simple as to breath
still very funny
Rod Laver Arena - Nov 13, 2006
Adelaide Oval - Nov 17, 2009
Etihad Stadium - Nov 20, 2009
BDO Melbourne - Jan 24, 2014
New York - May 02 - 2016
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