20 Ridiculous Complaints made by Holidaymakers

Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,282
edited August 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    ha! very ridiculous...all of em!
    but these two are my faves:

    "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

    A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

    :lol:
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

    :lol:
    Love that one :lol: :P
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Stupid People....apparently no longer a U.S.A. exclusive. :twisted:
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  • FifthelementFifthelement Lotusland Posts: 6,963
    :lol::lol::lol:That was awesome. Some people should just never leave the house :roll: :ugeek:
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  • Random_WookieRandom_Wookie Posts: 1,099
    :lol::lol::lol:That was awesome. Some people should just never leave the house :roll: :ugeek:

    i second that, but wonder how they are still alive as you would think they would forget something as simple as to breath

    still very funny
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  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

    :lol:
    :o Thankfully it wasn't an aroused newt that made him feel inadequate!
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