I broke up with someone recently.....

bigbadbillbigbadbill Posts: 1,758
edited August 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
Jennifer, my last girlfriend. I did it in a crowded restaurant. She just stared at me with that look: How can you pass me up? I told her we weren't right and all the stuff we both knew. A week later I realized I was wrong, tried to get back together with her. She won't see me. Now she's with Tony. Tony knows my friend Bailey, who's friends with the girl Tony's going out with on the side, Rita. Rita who I broke up with to go out with Jennifer. So now do I tell Jennifer that I know Tony's going out with Rita or do I tell Rita that I know about Tony and Jennifer? Tony will tell Jennifer that I was still going out with Rita while I was going out with her. How does stuff get so complicated? I don't know.

C'mon, Cliff...while we're young!!!
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  • when does the reality show air?
  • Wrong category!

    Please take personal problems to "All Encompassing Trip."
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  • brandon10brandon10 Posts: 1,114
    I was about a 3rd of the way in until it hit me......Singles!!!!!!

    Great movie. I hear rumors that Cameron Crowe is working on a big PJ project. Should be interesting.
  • brandon10 wrote:
    I was about a 3rd of the way in until it hit me......Singles!!!!!!

    Great movie. I hear rumors that Cameron Crowe is working on a big PJ project. Should be interesting.

    You are spazzing off at me.

    Great film.
    we're all going to the same place...
  • Is it sad that I IMMEDIATELY thought of "Singles"...just from reading the title of the thread? :D
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  • mrveddersonmrvedderson Posts: 784
    edited August 2009
    i like cake
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  • ha ha ha ha i knew it was singles! and i love how people are still acting like this is all real :D
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Linda, uh, it's me. I had to call you. It's about midnight. I was just having many beers. And, uh, I just wanted to say what I should have said at the dock. I fucking chickened out when I acted casual, like Mr. Casual. I should have said it. You... belong... with... me! We belong together. And what really pisses me off is that, now that we're really talking, you thought i proposed to you only because you were pregnant. What's that about! I mean... hey, this is not the bathroom! And you know maybe if I had said some of these things at the dock it would have made a difference because, but I think we made a big mistake because, we had good times and we had bad times, but we had times. And I would like to start over. I would like to be new to you. I want to be new to you. I want to be Mr. New. So call me back if you want to. But this is the last time I'll call. And, if you really needed to know how I feel, how I really feel, that's how I feel. I love you. And that's something you should know, so I won't bother you again. So, good night. And good bye. And call me back. Good bye.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    we need pics of jennifer to determine if you made the correct call :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • 81 wrote:
    we need pics of jennifer to determine if you made the correct call :lol:
    who cares about what jennifer looks like, i like the girl he ended up with ;)
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    eV: 8/4/08, 8/5/08, 6/21/11
    SG: 10/4/08<-- MET STONE!!!
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    norm wrote:
    Linda, uh, it's me. I had to call you. It's about midnight. I was just having many beers. And, uh, I just wanted to say what I should have said at the dock. I fucking chickened out when I acted casual, like Mr. Casual. I should have said it. You... belong... with... me! We belong together. And what really pisses me off is that, now that we're really talking, you thought i proposed to you only because you were pregnant. What's that about! I mean... hey, this is not the bathroom! And you know maybe if I had said some of these things at the dock it would have made a difference because, but I think we made a big mistake because, we had good times and we had bad times, but we had times. And I would like to start over. I would like to be new to you. I want to be new to you. I want to be Mr. New. So call me back if you want to. But this is the last time I'll call. And, if you really needed to know how I feel, how I really feel, that's how I feel. I love you. And that's something you should know, so I won't bother you again. So, good night. And good bye. And call me back. Good bye.

    haha..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • Brilliant :lol:

    Now I'm off to watch it!!! AGAIN!
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Maybe you can rekindle by going out and getting some......water?

    :lol:

    Seriously though, if we are going to start quoting long dialogues/monologues from Singles, we cannot forget Jeremy Piven's cameo....that shit kills me EVERY time!

    "You are the king, the KING!! Oh come on, you have to be there, you MUST be there. *looks as pregnancy test*, Although you may be busy."
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    bigbadbill wrote:
    Jennifer, my last girlfriend. I did it in a crowded restaurant. She just stared at me with that look: How can you pass me up? I told her we weren't right and all the stuff we both knew. A week later I realized I was wrong, tried to get back together with her. She won't see me. Now she's with Tony. Tony knows my friend Bailey, who's friends with the girl Tony's going out with on the side, Rita. Rita who I broke up with to go out with Jennifer. So now do I tell Jennifer that I know Tony's going out with Rita or do I tell Rita that I know about Tony and Jennifer? Tony will tell Jennifer that I was still going out with Rita while I was going out with her. How does stuff get so complicated? I don't know.

    C'mon, Cliff...while we're young!!!



    i can *hear* campbell scott saying those lines.....classic. 8-)
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  • brother123brother123 Posts: 792
    i thought Singles was so boring, I thought this was a real thread
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    ha...

    Singles is a classic movie..love the soundtrack :)
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