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Vince and his Slap Chop

yokeyoke Posts: 1,440
edited August 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
my friends son made this.. thought it was pretty funny, check it out.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Q7UMXDtJ8
Thats a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

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  • tacettacet Posts: 323
    I suddenly have this overwhelming urge to go find a guy named Vince and slap his nuts.
    we're all sentient snowflakes
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    I actually want a slap chop. It looks pretty cool
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    nice, but no way it beats this one ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cH ... re=related
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  • mrveddersonmrvedderson Posts: 784
    jimed14 wrote:
    nice, but no way it beats this one ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cH ... re=related


    that is so badass
  • YourDirtisMyfoodYourDirtisMyfood Boston Posts: 4,655
    SS25454 wrote:
    I suddenly have this overwhelming urge to go find a guy named Vince and slap his nuts.


    would this do?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg4tGpfw ... L&index=21
  • yokeyoke Posts: 1,440
    jimed14 wrote:
    nice, but no way it beats this one ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cH ... re=related


    haha I agree that was awesome.. I have to say though for an 11 year old his was pretty good.
    Thats a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

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  • lephtylephty Posts: 770
    slap your troubles away?

    not for Vince~

    "MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue."
  • restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
    lephty wrote:
    slap your troubles away?

    not for Vince~

    "MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue."

    :o :shock:
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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,717
    lephty wrote:
    slap your troubles away?

    not for Vince~

    "MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue."

    Damn, I usually have to pay an extra $50 for a tongue biting......dumbass Vince got it for free, yet still wasn't satisfied!
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