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Australian Tour Questions?? - Ask DonJon

ozpjmanozpjman Posts: 872
edited August 2009 in The Porch
Ladies and Gentlemen...

Not sure when tickets go on sale?

Unsure as to whether the 10C tickets will be released before the Ticketek pre-sale?

Trying to work out whether more shows will be announced?

Well ask those questions HERE!!

DonJon is available day and night to answer those questions for you. Sure they have been raised in the stickied thread but who has time to read through all those pages?!?!

Start your question with Dear DonJon, and then ask your question.

Question been asked already?? No problems!! In this thread, dont worry about reading each question to see if it has already been answered, just ask it anyway! DonJon loves to re-tell answers, dont you DonJon? :D

So ask away my inquisitive friends. No question is too stupid or repetitive, and dont forget to add the word 'like' repeatedly in your sentences!
Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
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  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Dear DonJon

    When am I going to find true love?

    :lol:

    Bring on November!! 8-)
  • EastiesEasties Posts: 479
    Dear DonJon,

    Ahhh, I have this rash and was hoping.......
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Dear DonJon

    Will you marry me?

    Love ZiggyStar
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ozpjmanozpjman Posts: 872
    He was still online as I created the thread - seems kinda silly now that he is offline :oops:
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Argh Jimbo Im laughing my arse off. Absolute gold

    I was just thinking 'man Ive been on here too much' answering the same thing.

    Im going looking for flights now.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Was laughing so hard I missed the 'like' bit. :lol:

    Personally the funniest post Ive seen here in ages
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    donjon whens wolfman going to, like, stop dragging his butt and ask me to marry him???
    impatience is a gift ........
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Dear DonJon

    When am I going to find true love?

    :lol:

    Bring on November!! 8-)

    HEY!! That was my question to myself.

    Putting a list together for flight options as we speak.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    zenith wrote:
    donjon whens wolfman going to, like, stop dragging his butt and ask me to marry him???

    The way that unbearded git played last nite he should be axed
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozpjmanozpjman Posts: 872
    DonJon wrote:
    Argh Jimbo Im laughing my arse off. Absolute gold

    I was just thinking 'man Ive been on here too much' answering the same thing.

    Im going looking for flights now.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Was laughing so hard I missed the 'like' bit.

    Personally the funniest post Ive seen here in ages

    Hey mate - here to entertain, it's what I do best - ask Zig...

    Now you have some questions to get answered, so get busy hehe :D
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ozpjman wrote:
    DonJon wrote:
    Argh Jimbo Im laughing my arse off. Absolute gold

    I was just thinking 'man Ive been on here too much' answering the same thing.

    Im going looking for flights now.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Was laughing so hard I missed the 'like' bit.

    Personally the funniest post Ive seen here in ages

    Hey mate - here to entertain, it's what I do best - ask Zig...

    Now you have some questions to get answered, so get busy hehe :D

    He ignored my marriage proposal -- he obviously doesn't know what he's missing out on, hey Jim! :D8-)

    And you are definitely entertaining! :mrgreen:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Your question was the same as Oz's....join the dots 8-)
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Oh woops sorry thought you asked when you were gonna get married.

    Im gay sorry Zig
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    DonJon wrote:
    Oh woops sorry thought you asked when you were gonna get married.

    Im gay sorry Zig

    :o Well that does answer a lot of questions.... :?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • See_You_In_My_DreamsSee_You_In_My_Dreams Posts: 107
    DonJon,

    Are we going to get jiggy with in the moshpit, no wait sorry, the "Standing" areas like the way we used to do it in the naughty nineties???

    And have you seen my socks anywhere???
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    DonJon wrote:
    zenith wrote:
    donjon whens wolfman going to, like, stop dragging his butt and ask me to marry him???

    The way that unbearded git played last nite he should be axed


    poor baby :( if he was here with me id make him feel better ...

    ok when is the beard going to be back?? in fact - im stressing out more about no beard than i am about no tickets
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    zenith wrote:
    DonJon wrote:
    zenith wrote:
    donjon whens wolfman going to, like, stop dragging his butt and ask me to marry him???

    The way that unbearded git played last nite he should be axed


    poor baby :( if he was here with me id make him feel better ...

    ok when is the beard going to be back?? in fact - im stressing out more about no beard than i am about no tickets

    And when can I stroke the beard?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»«¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    DonJon wrote:
    Oh woops sorry thought you asked when you were gonna get married.

    Im gay sorry Zig

    He's totally lying ZIggy!!!





    DonJon, If I have 10 sheep and 7 of them die, how many sheep do I have?
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    DonJon wrote:
    Oh woops sorry thought you asked when you were gonna get married.

    Im gay sorry Zig

    He's totally lying ZIggy!!!

    DonJon, If I have 10 sheep and 7 of them die, how many sheep do I have?

    What? :shock: So that means that he just doesn't want to marry me....how could anyone not want to marry me? I'm fucking awesome! 8-)

    Nope....he's definitely gay! :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»«¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

    Your avatar is intriguing.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

    Your avatar is intriguing.

    I think it's hot!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    It scares the shit outta me
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

    Your avatar is intriguing.

    I think it's hot!


    It scares the shit outta me

    Nunu? Who needs Don Jon?
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    Sydney 14/02/2003
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    pjfan31 wrote:
    It scares the shit outta me

    Who needs Don Jon?

    I do.......he's doing such a great job sussing out flights etc.......what would I do without him? :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    It scares the shit outta me

    Who needs Don Jon?

    I do.......he's doing such a great job sussing out flights etc.......what would I do without him? :D

    And he still hasn't accepted your marriage proposal yet?
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»«¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    pjfan31 wrote:
    It scares the shit outta me

    Nunu? Who needs Don Jon?


    There you go I changed it for ya you big pussy!!

    Mary is the fifth daughter. Read the question again :lol:
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    It scares the shit outta me

    Nunu? Who needs Don Jon?


    There you go I changed it for ya you big pussy!!

    Mary is the fifth daughter. Read the question again :lol:


    I know I know, I was just joking :shock: :oops: :oops: :oops:

    And thanks for changing it. It gave me nightmares. Now I'm going to have nightmares over what a dumb shit I am. I got no chance of finishing uni :(
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»«¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    pjfan31 wrote:
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    I know I know, I was just joking :shock: :oops: :oops: :oops:

    And thanks for changing it. It gave me nightmares. Now I'm going to have nightmares over what a dumb shit I am. I got no chance of finishing uni :(

    I answered the same way you did first ..... but I'm not at Uni, maybe thats why.
    My pic gave you nightmares? :shock: does it make it any better if I say its just a mask .... if you push the nose it roars, and the paws on my hands and feet were just cut outs? Makes me cute as a button now meow :lol:
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    I know I know, I was just joking :shock: :oops: :oops: :oops:

    And thanks for changing it. It gave me nightmares. Now I'm going to have nightmares over what a dumb shit I am. I got no chance of finishing uni :(

    I answered the same way you did first ..... but I'm not at Uni, maybe thats why.
    My pic gave you nightmares? :shock: does it make it any better if I say its just a mask .... if you push the nose it roars, and the paws on my hands and feet were just cut outs? Makes me cute as a button now meow :lol:

    Thank god you told me it was just a mask. I was getting a bit worried at the new demographic that Pearl Jam were appealing to. But it's all good now 8-) .

    And I've had a few people press my buttons in the past, and I too let out a roar. The similarities are astonishing.
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    pjfan31 wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    It scares the shit outta me

    Who needs Don Jon?

    I do.......he's doing such a great job sussing out flights etc.......what would I do without him? :D

    And he still hasn't accepted your marriage proposal yet?

    NO! :evil: We're doing NZ together.....I'll convince him by the end of it!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
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