TOP 10 Foods For Better SEX

g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
edited August 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
....in men.
The article you are about to read is based on the simple notion that (a) men like food and (b) men like sex, so (c) wouldn't it be great if you could actually eat your way to more fun in the bedroom?

Grunt if you agree. Or maybe just sharpen your knife and fork. With help from nutritionists and the latest research, we've discovered 10 superfoods that can help you at every age and stage of your sex life -- whether it's seducing women in your 20s, producing Mini-Me's in your 30s, or inducing your equipment to keep working in your 40s and beyond.

TOP 10 FOODS FOR BETTER SEX IN MEN
Breakfast Cereal
The benefit: Put some snap, crackle, and pop into your sex life.

Too tired for sex? Check the label on your morning cereal and make sure you're eating a brand loaded with thiamin and riboflavin. Both vitamins help you use energy efficiently, so you'll stop falling asleep in the recliner while watching "Everybody Loves Raymond."

"Thiamin and riboflavin are also vital for the nervous system to function properly," says Ayoob. Better nerve function translates into more stimulation and pleasure during sex. "As you get older, your body has a harder time absorbing the vitamins that keep your nervous system operating at its peak, so you often need to increase your intake," says Lachance.

Fortified breads and cereals are also high in niacin, a vitamin that's essential for the secretion of histamine -- a chemical your body needs in order to trigger explosive sneezes and orgasms. God bless you.

8-10 I'm not doing too bad, so more liver and celery and i'll be batting 1000. :D

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  • LauriLauri Posts: 748
    so what are women supposed to eat?
  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,940
    where's the pizza and burritos?
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    Lauri wrote:
    so what are women supposed to eat?
    sex can be enjoyable for women too? :|
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

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  • LOV2ROCKLOV2ROCK Minneapolis/St.Paul Posts: 822
    Lauri wrote:
    so what are women supposed to eat?[/quote

    MEAT ;):lol:
  • Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    I read a long time ago that when men eat pineapple for a couple of days their cum will be sweeter and taste a little like pineapple. It seems to have worked in the past. :oops:
    Strange but true.
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    octopus, mussels and alchohol..u will need a little time for the mister to get up but after ,,non stop :lol::lol:
    for right now result only one solution
    yogurt- honey and walnuts(all mixed)..and she will never forget u.. ;)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • LOV2ROCKLOV2ROCK Minneapolis/St.Paul Posts: 822
    Sprunkn7 wrote:
    I read a long time ago that when men eat pineapple for a couple of days their cum will be sweeter and taste a little like pineapple. It seems to have worked in the past. :oops:
    Strange but true.


    Whatch out for the ASPARAGUS
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