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A funny story from the weekend.

patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
edited July 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
Ok so myself and a few friends were up at a bar on Saturday. Enjoying some PBR's and getting out of the rain. Well one friend left so it was just three of us. It was myself, Taper and our friend John or slow John as we call him. So the door opens up and a little person walks in. She wasn't even close to being 3 ft tall or tall enough to get on the bar stool. A few mins later I look out the window and see that the rain has stopped. The three of us walk outside for a smoke and I tell them I'm heading home. I joked to John and say good look with the midget. Now I'm gone but the story goes like this. They walk back into the bar and John sits right next to her. Starts talking to her and says, do you need some help off that bar stool? They end up leaving together while Taper stays and drinks the rest of his beer. Later on Taper gets a text from John that he took her home and they hooked up. Were shocked and laughing about it and leave it at that. Well on Sunday a bunch of us grill out and are just chilling and enjoying the afternoon. The subject about our friend John comes up and it creates alot of chatter and laughs. A little while later John ends up stopping by and it's only a matter of time until somebody asks him about yesterday. The jokes start to fly and John admits he has a thing for small woman or little people. And says that wasn't the first one he's been with. I never laughed so hard but kinda got tired of it after a while. It doesn't change my opinion about John but idk its kinda weird. My first time knowing somebody that hooked up with a little person. lol
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  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    Oh geez....I wonder what the reaction of this thread is going to be....

    Did he Dwarf Toss her salad?
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I don't get it.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I don't get it.


    what don't you get?
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    Danimal wrote:
    Oh geez....I wonder what the reaction of this thread is going to be....

    I'm curious too...

    Even if it makes me an evil person, it did make me laugh :)
    My whole life
    was like a picture
    of a sunny day
    “We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
    ― Abraham Lincoln
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    I'm just telling a true story that took place over the weekend.

    Just curious on people's reactions. And it's Monday.
  • pjtaperpjtaper Posts: 3,020
    Aceman speaks the truth...
    I see nothing wrong with it, she was cute and very nice! I hope John treats her well!
  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    pjtaper wrote:
    Aceman speaks the truth...
    I see nothing wrong with it, she was cute and very nice! I hope John treats her well!

    Well then that's all that matters.
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I don't get it.


    what don't you get?


    no need to get Grumpy™



    ;);)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    pjtaper wrote:
    Aceman speaks the truth...
    I see nothing wrong with it, she was cute and very nice! I hope John treats her well!



    Nope nothing wrong at all I agree. :)
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    dunkman wrote:
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I don't get it.


    what don't you get?


    no need to get Grumpy™



    ;);)


    I think she was drinking a mojito btw. :D
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Uh, i wasn't being pissy - i really didn't get it... She is a little person, (I get that part) and your friend got laid (I got that part too)

    he has a kink for little people...which works out well for the both of them...

    I get that too.

    I don't get why you think it's weird...i think it's cool that two people were at the right place at the right time.








    by the way, certain acts (wink winky) from the no-kneeling set are rumoured to be rather rad.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    patrickredeyes wrote:

    what don't you get?

    no need to get Grumpy™


    ;);)


    I think she was drinking a mojito btw. :D


    classy drink 8-)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Uh, i wasn't being pissy - i really didn't get it... She is a little person, (I get that part) and your friend got laid (I got that part too)

    he has a kink for little people...which works out well for the both of them...

    I get that too.

    I don't get why you think it's weird...i think it's cool that two people were at the right place at the right time.








    by the way, certain acts (wink winky) from the no-kneeling set are rumoured to be rather rad.


    Oh its cool I knew you weren't being pissy, I wasn't either with you. :)

    I guess you had to be there yesterday and hear John talking about it. It was strange and funny and John just being himself. Funny dude and all around good guy.
  • arqarq Posts: 8,049
    dunkman wrote:
    no need to get Grumpy™

    I LMAO I don't know if you're the worst kind of people or me for laughing so hard!
    Sir you made my day, thanks! :mrgreen:

    I don't think is a weird story, that's the kind of things you share with your friends having a beer!
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Uh, i wasn't being pissy - i really didn't get it... She is a little person, (I get that part) and your friend got laid (I got that part too)

    he has a kink for little people...which works out well for the both of them...

    I get that too.

    I don't get why you think it's weird...i think it's cool that two people were at the right place at the right time.








    by the way, certain acts (wink winky) from the no-kneeling set are rumoured to be rather rad.


    Oh its cool I knew you weren't being pissy, I wasn't either with you. :)

    I guess you had to be there yesterday and hear John talking about it. It was strange and funny and John just being himself. Funny dude and all around good guy.

    as kinks go, it's a keeper! is he planning on hooking up again? I like when sexual energy is matched...life is short (no pun intended) be sure you are F***king the way you want to be!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    failedpersephone wrote:
    ...life is short (no pun intended) be sure you are F***king the way you want to be!

    this could be a t-shirt!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    failedpersephone wrote:
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Uh, i wasn't being pissy - i really didn't get it... She is a little person, (I get that part) and your friend got laid (I got that part too)

    he has a kink for little people...which works out well for the both of them...

    I get that too.

    I don't get why you think it's weird...i think it's cool that two people were at the right place at the right time.








    by the way, certain acts (wink winky) from the no-kneeling set are rumoured to be rather rad.


    Oh its cool I knew you weren't being pissy, I wasn't either with you. :)

    I guess you had to be there yesterday and hear John talking about it. It was strange and funny and John just being himself. Funny dude and all around good guy.

    as kinks go, it's a keeper! is he planning on hooking up again? I like when sexual energy is matched...life is short (no pun intended) be sure you are F***king the way you want to be!


    Oh I don't even think they exchanged names. I think this was a one time thing.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    failedpersephone wrote:
    ...life is short (no pun intended) be sure you are F***king the way you want to be!

    this could be a t-shirt!!!
    are you looking in my closet again, you cheeky lil' scamp??

    *FWAP! NO!! get down!!

    ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    failedpersephone wrote:
    ...life is short (no pun intended) be sure you are F***king the way you want to be!

    this could be a t-shirt!!!
    are you looking in my closet again, you cheeky lil' scamp??

    *FWAP! NO!! get down!!

    ;)

    i love it when FP gets downright dirty and nasty with me!!!
    (...rubs ass...)
    :twisted: 8-)
    I love to turn you on
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    by the way, certain acts (wink winky) from the no-kneeling set are rumoured to be rather rad.



    you said 'rad' :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    norm wrote:
    failedpersephone wrote:
    by the way, certain acts (wink winky) from the no-kneeling set are rumoured to be rather rad.



    you said 'rad' :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
    I'm cool like that. :geek:

    by the way...your pic is from my favorite part of my 3rd favorite movie...I love Ted Knight. "the world needs ditch diggers too"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    norm wrote:
    failedpersephone wrote:
    by the way, certain acts (wink winky) from the no-kneeling set are rumoured to be rather rad.



    you said 'rad' :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
    I'm cool like that. :geek:

    by the way...your pic is from my favorite part of my 3rd favorite movie...I love Ted Knight. "the world needs ditch diggers too"


    how 'bout a fresca??! :mrgreen:
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    dunkman wrote:
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I don't get it.


    what don't you get?


    no need to get Grumpy™



    ;);)
    :lol:

    Yeah....be HAPPY!!


    That was a cute little story. :lol:;)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    norm wrote:


    how 'bout a fresca??! :mrgreen:
    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!! I hate frescas, but i will keep some in the house so that i can pester people with that quote. god, i am such a dork. hahahahahaaa
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    norm wrote:
    failedpersephone wrote:
    by the way, certain acts (wink winky) from the no-kneeling set are rumoured to be rather rad.



    you said 'rad' :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:


    THAT is the part of that sentence you focus on?
    :lol:

    i'm not even a guy and i my mind immediately went to the *visuals* of that sentence....and yea...... :mrgreen:



    and hey.,......sounds like all win-win, so cool for all involved.
    8-)
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • pjtaperpjtaper Posts: 3,020
    very cool indeed...
    one thing jon said that cracked me up, "dude, she was all torso"
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    edited July 2009
    pjtaper wrote:
    very cool indeed...
    one thing jon said that cracked me up, "dude, she was all torso"


    hahaha :lol::lol::lol:

    The way he said it was so funny.
    Post edited by patrickredeyes on
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    pjtaper wrote:
    very cool indeed...
    one thing jon said that cracked me up, "dude, she was all torso"
    Oh holy...hahahaa


    well, if you are not a leg man - then that would be considered bonus rounds, no?


    * not to get off topic, but there was something on the discovery channel or TLC or something about a woman who didn't have legs. she ended (abruptly) at the waist.

    not to be rude, or crass, or gross - but i really REALLY wanted to know where her junk was.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,649
    I bet your friend used this as a pick-up line:

    Did somebody order a tallboy?
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    failedpersephone wrote:
    pjtaper wrote:
    very cool indeed...
    one thing jon said that cracked me up, "dude, she was all torso"
    Oh holy...hahahaa


    well, if you are not a leg man - then that would be considered bonus rounds, no?


    * not to get off topic, but there was something on the discovery channel or TLC or something about a woman who didn't have legs. she ended (abruptly) at the waist.

    not to be rude, or crass, or gross - but i really REALLY wanted to know where her junk was.


    Don't get my thread locked please.
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