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So a Pirate Walks into a Bar...

Local CrewLocal Crew Posts: 745
edited July 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
and orders a rum and coke.
the bar tender notices he has a steering wheel hanging from his crotch and asks why.
the pirate says
ARRR its driving' me nuts.
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  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    Local Crew wrote:
    and orders a rum and coke.
    the bar tender notices he has a steering wheel hanging from his crotch and asks why.
    the pirate says
    ARRR its driving' me nuts.

    i told that joke to my nephew and he laughed for 3 days straight. it's classic pirate humor.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    haha, love it!

    there are very few things in this world that are better than pirate jokes.
  • rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,981
    pahaha.
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
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