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force-10force-10 Posts: 794
edited August 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
I couldn´t find any jokes on this message board. Let´s see if pj fans have good humor. I´ll start.


It was a recently converted christian that was trying to convince his friend to accept jesus and go to church with him. "But, I have to take care of my cows. I can´t leave them unattended!". "Don´t worry, jesus will look after your cows. Trust in Jesus! Alleluya!". "No, man! I just can´t leave them out here. Someone might steal them from me!" His friend replied, "Believe in Jesus and he will take care of them for you". So they both go to church and everyone is praying in silence when the preacher says "Welcome my brothers. I can feel our lord Jesus is present with us here today!"

And someone in the crowded church yells out: "FUCK MAN! MY COWS! I´M SCREWED!"
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    force-10 wrote:
    I couldn´t find any jokes on this message board. Let´s see if pj fans have good humor. I´ll start.


    It was a recently converted christian that was trying to convince his friend to accept jesus and go to church with him. "But, I have to take care of my cows. I can´t leave them unattended!". "Don´t worry, jesus will look after your cows. Trust in Jesus! Alleluya!". "No, man! I just can´t leave them out here. Someone might steal them from me!" His friend replied, "Believe in Jesus and he will take care of them for you". So they both go to church and everyone is praying in silence when the preacher says "Welcome my brothers. I can feel our lord Jesus is present with us here today!"

    And someone in the crowded church yells out: "FUCK MAN! MY COWS! I´M SCREWED!"
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
    4 business men sitting around a table talking about kids and wives.......the japanese guy says, i have one son, one more and i could have a tennis doubles team, the canadian guy goes, i have four sons, one more i have a hockey team. the american guy goes, i have 8 kids, on more i can field a baseball team. the arab guy says thats nothing, i have 17 wives, one more and i've got a golf course!!! AIYO!
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    restlesssoul wrote:
    4 business men sitting around a table talking about kids and wives.......the japanese guy says, i have one son, one more and i could have a tennis doubles team, the canadian guy goes, i have four sons, one more i have a hockey team. the american guy goes, i have 8 kids, on more i can field a baseball team. the arab guy says thats nothing, i have 17 wives, one more and i've got a golf course!!! AIYO!
    HOLY SHIT

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Once I get out of this town


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  • FifthelementFifthelement Lotusland Posts: 6,963
    restlesssoul wrote:
    4 business men sitting around a table talking about kids and wives.......the japanese guy says, i have one son, one more and i could have a tennis doubles team, the canadian guy goes, i have four sons, one more i have a hockey team. the american guy goes, i have 8 kids, on more i can field a baseball team. the arab guy says thats nothing, i have 17 wives, one more and i've got a golf course!!! AIYO!

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    :cough:

    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=84638


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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,782
    So i went to the doctor today.....

    The doctor told me I need to stop masturbating.....

    I asked "Why"????

    She said "Because I am trying to examine you".............

    hehehehehehehehehehe...........................
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    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    gold! keep 'em coming! :lol:
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  • IrishJamIrishJam Posts: 307
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    So i went to the doctor today.....

    The doctor told me I need to stop masturbating.....

    I asked "Why"????

    She said "Because I am trying to examine you".............

    hehehehehehehehehehe...........................



    classic !!!!!!!!!!!
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  • restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
    nice speedy!
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