Home› The Porch

Pearl Jam has no clue anymore

Keep on JamminKeep on Jammin Posts: 377
edited July 2009 in The Porch
I'm not one to bitch, but I don't know what these guys are thinking anymore. I have been a fan since I was a fetus and they should be putting out 72 minute albums every month that only cost $0.99.

And one of the band members should hand deliver it to my house.
And they should play a nightly concert in my back yard for free.
And they should tell me everything they are doing and why they are doing it.
And Boom should walk my dog.
And Jeff should come over and take my trash out.
And Mike should do my taxes.
And Matt should make me breakfast.
And Stone should babysit my daughter.
And Ed should drive me to work.

I don't think this is too much to ask.
Post edited by Unknown User on

Comments

  • benjsbenjs Toronto, ON Posts: 9,223
    Keep on Jammin wrote:
    I'm not one to bitch, but I don't know what these guys are thinking anymore. I have been a fan since I was a fetus and they should be putting out 72 minute albums every month that only cost $0.99.

    And one of the band members should hand deliver it to my house.
    And they should play a nightly concert in my back yard for free.
    And they should tell me everything they are doing and why they are doing it.
    And Boom should walk my dog.
    And Jeff should come over and take my trash out.
    And Mike should do my taxes.
    And Matt should make me breakfast.
    And Stone should babysit my daughter.
    And Ed should drive me to work.

    I don't think this is too much to ask.
    Agreed on all counts. Though for whatever reason I've always figured Stone would be ideal for doing taxes, out of all of them. :lol:
    '05 - TO, '06 - TO 1, '08 - NYC 1 & 2, '09 - TO, Chi 1 & 2, '10 - Buffalo, NYC 1 & 2, '11 - TO 1 & 2, Hamilton, '13 - Buffalo, Brooklyn 1 & 2, '15 - Global Citizen, '16 - TO 1 & 2, Chi 2

    EV
    Toronto Film Festival 9/11/2007, '08 - Toronto 1 & 2, '09 - Albany 1, '11 - Chicago 1
  • Keep on JamminKeep on Jammin Posts: 377
    benjs wrote:
    Keep on Jammin wrote:
    I'm not one to bitch, but I don't know what these guys are thinking anymore. I have been a fan since I was a fetus and they should be putting out 72 minute albums every month that only cost $0.99.

    And one of the band members should hand deliver it to my house.
    And they should play a nightly concert in my back yard for free.
    And they should tell me everything they are doing and why they are doing it.
    And Boom should walk my dog.
    And Jeff should come over and take my trash out.
    And Mike should do my taxes.
    And Matt should make me breakfast.
    And Stone should babysit my daughter.
    And Ed should drive me to work.

    I don't think this is too much to ask.
    Agreed on all counts. Though for whatever reason I've always figured Stone would be ideal for doing taxes, out of all of them. :lol:

    Stone always struck me as the most responsible one so I wanted him in charge of my kid.
  • DreamOfAngelsDreamOfAngels Posts: 829
    That's great. If Mike needs help with your taxes, tell him to give me a call and I can help.
  • Keep on JamminKeep on Jammin Posts: 377
    I think I set the record for most views with fewest replies. Looks like a lot of people were ready to rip me after reading the subject of the post.
    :lol:
  • benjsbenjs Toronto, ON Posts: 9,223
    Keep on Jammin wrote:
    I think I set the record for most views with fewest replies. Looks like a lot of people were ready to rip me after reading the subject of the post.
    :lol:
    Fight first, read later ;)
    '05 - TO, '06 - TO 1, '08 - NYC 1 & 2, '09 - TO, Chi 1 & 2, '10 - Buffalo, NYC 1 & 2, '11 - TO 1 & 2, Hamilton, '13 - Buffalo, Brooklyn 1 & 2, '15 - Global Citizen, '16 - TO 1 & 2, Chi 2

    EV
    Toronto Film Festival 9/11/2007, '08 - Toronto 1 & 2, '09 - Albany 1, '11 - Chicago 1
  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    You left out "palpate my taint," which appears to be a reasonable and useful assignment...
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • Stephen FlowStephen Flow Posts: 3,327
    phungi wrote:
    You left out "palpate my taint," which appears to be a reasonable and useful assignment...

    Funny you mention that, I'm doing it right now.
Sign In or Register to comment.